<Hawk Bruh>
yo soo funny story
me & bruce & sam & nat & thor r chillin in the lab right
bruce is doin some science
me n sam r tryna convince thor to eat a poptart we poured chemicals on
nat's observing
<Hawk Bruh>
so we're doin that & then we c steve carrying moira over his shoulder, and shes wrapped in a duvet and shes got a bottle of blueberry vodka in one hand, box of chinese in the other
wHAT IS GOING ON???
<Stark Man>
her name is MARIA not MOIRA
she was lonely cos melindas out
so steve decided we should be her friends
speaking of which, arent u all her friends? y u not invite her to hang
<Hawk Bruh>
i keep forgetting her name ughhh
and bc she needs to be sleeping man
those meds u gave her r high grade sedatives
<Stark Man>
i thot so too but shes wideeeee awake
<Hawk Bruh>
okay so maybe shes got a powerful immune system
<Stark Man>
uh huh
<Hawk Bruh>
what was that
<Hawk Bruh>
that 'uh huh'
u thot of sumthin
<Hawk Bruh>
give it up man
<Stark Man>
hospital kids
im building stuff for the cancer stuff
not relevant
<Hawk Bruh>
oh yes i recall
does that mean my suit is delayed
<Stark Man>
shortly, yes
<Hawk Bruh>
okaaaay
i guess if its for the children
<Stark Man>
wow maria hill is fucked up
she srsly thinks melindas gonna die
<Hawk Bruh>
shes a worst case scenario girl when drunk
usually shes just macabre and sarcastic
<Stark Man>
truuuu
tell nat she might b sleeping with her?? idk
<Hawk Bruh>
aight
<Hawk Bruh>
nat says marie needs to get over it
<Stark Man>
she just made a noise like 'uwaaahuuughhhhhh'
shes an entertaining drunk
<Hawk Bruh>
y blueberry vodka thats so random
<Stark Man>
idk its probably good with the candy shes double fisting
<Stark Man>
fistful of candy, chinese, and a mouthful of vodka
<Stark Man>
shes doing it like salt lime tequila shots wtf
<Stark Man>
now shes talking about cannibalism???
<Stark Man>
according to her 'humans probabably tastes good like i dunno. like squirrel or like like goose. like a human goose. right steve?"
<Stark Man>
im thoroughly enjoying this
<Hawk Bruh>
L M A O
<Stark Man>
she just called me ron swanson
what the hell is a ron swanson
<Hawk Bruh>
its that guy on parks and rec
<Stark Man>
i dont watch that show
aziz ansari scares me
<Hawk Bruh>
oh come ON hes funny
<Hawk Bruh>
cant believe she called u ron swanson tho lmao
<Stark Man>
okay now shes sying she doesnt think u have nipples
<Hawk Bruh>
ME?!
<Stark Man>
yep
<Hawk Bruh>
ON WHAT BASIS?
<Stark Man>
shes never seen any evidence of them
<Hawk Bruh>
HMY GOD
<Stark Man>
also she says nipples are weird
<Stark Man>
"y do dudebrolios like- like y do u- do u have nipples, stevey, y r they- what do they do, what purpose do they... do they serve? y r they there, on u, what do u need them fo? u r manpiece u do not need a boob hat"
<Hawk Bruh>
DID SHE JUST SAY THAT
<Stark Man>
YEAH. IM DYING OF LAUGHTER
<Hawk Bruh>
SAME LMFAO
<Stark Man>
oh and now shes asleep
<Hawk Bruh>
that was abrupt
<Stark Man>
well it was a lot of vodka
and coming from a proffesional drinker like me, that says something
<Stark Man>
take in her small size & the amount of medication shes on, she should be dead
<Hawk Bruh>
umm
<Stark Man>
could be dead
<Stark Man>
okay she might be dead, give me a minute
<Hawk Bruh>
good work stark
<Stark Man>
you bet