Elf Chronicle 2019

By goodyarns

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This book is a daily chronicle of wandering elf events... better known as, elfvents amongst the learned knowe... More

introduction...meet elf
Happy New Year... A Christmas Carol of the Finest Kind
2018....elf determines to carry on.
January
February
February Annex
March
April
MAY
May 17 137/365
May 18 138/365
May 19 139/226
May 20 140/225
May 21 141/224
May 22 142/223
May 23 143/222
May 24 144/221
May 25 145/220
May 26 146/219
27th May 147/218
May 28 148/217
May 29 149/216
May 30 150/215
May 31 151/214
June 1 152/ 213
June 2nd 153/212
June 3 154/ 211
June 4 155/210
June 4 155/210
June 5th 156/209
June 6 157/ 208
June 7 158/207
June 8th 159/206
June 9 160 / 205
June 10 161/204
June 11 162/203
June 12 163/202
June 13 164/201
June 14 165/200
June 15 166 /199
June 16 167/198
June 17 168/197
June 18 169/196
June 19 170/195
20/06/19 171/194
June 21 172 /193
June 22 173/ 192
June 23 174 /191
June 24 175\190
June 25th 176/189
June 26 177 /188
June 27 178\187
JUNE 28 179 \ 186
June 29 180 /185
June 30 181\ 184
July 1 182\183
July 2 183\182
July 3 184/181
July 4 185/180
July 5 186/179
July 6 187/178
July 7 188/177
8th July 189/176
July 9 190/175
July 10 191/ 174
July 11 192/173
July12 193 \172
July13 194/171
July 14 195/170
July 15 196 /169
July 16 197/168
July 17 198/167
July 18 199/166
July 19 200/165
July 20 201/164
July 21 202 /163
July 22 203 / 162
July 23 204\161
July 24 205/160
July 25 206\159
July 26 207\158
July 27 208/157
July 28 209\156
July 29 210/159
July 30 211/154
July 31 212/153
August 1 213/152
August 2nd 214/151
August 3 215\150
August 4 216/149
August 5 217/148
August 6 218/147
August 7 219/146
August 8 220/145
August 9 221\ 144
August 10 222/143
August 11 223/142
August 12 224 /141
August 13 225/140
August 14 226/139
August 15 227\ 138
August 16 228/ 137
August 17 229/136
August 18 230 /135
August 19 231 / 134
August 20 232/ 133
August 21st 233/132
August 22 234\131
August 23 235\130
August 24 236/129
August 25 237\128
August 26 238/127
August 27 239 /126
August 28 240/125
August 29 241 / 124
August 30th 242/123
August 31 243/122
September 1 244/121
Sept. 2 Bio 245/ 120
Sept. 3 246/119
Sept. 4. 247\118
Sept. 5 248/117
Sept 6 249/116
Sept. 7 250\115
Short Fred Gold
Sept. 9 252\113
Sept 10 253/112
Sept 11 254/111
September 12th 255/110
September 13th 256/109
Sept 14 254/111
Sept 15 255 \110
Sept 16 256/109
September 17th 257/108
Sept 18 258/107
Sept 19 259\106
September 20th 260/105
Sept 21 261\104
September 22 262/103
Sept 23 263 \ 102
Sept 24 264 /101
September 25th 265/100
Sept 26 266\99
September 27th 267/98
Sept 28 268/97
Sept 29 269/196
September 30th 270/95
Oct 1 271 / 94
October 3rd 273/92
Oct 4 274/91
October 5th 275/90
Oct 6 276 /89
Oct 7 277\88
October 8th 276/86
Oct 9 282 / 83
10 283/82
October 11th 284/81
Oct 12 285/80
Oct 13 286/79
October 14th 287/78
Oct 15 288/77
Oct 16 289/76
October 17th 290/75
Oct 18 291 74
Oct 19 292/73
October 20th 293/72
Oct 21 294\71
Oct 22 295\70
October 23rd 296/69 2019
Oct 24 297\68
October 25th 298/67
October 26th 299/66
Oct 27 300 65
Oct 28 301\64
October 29th 302/63
Oct 30 303/62
Oct 31 304/61
Nov 1 305/60
Nov. 2 306/59
Nov 3 307\58
Nov 4 308/ 57
November 5th (Bonfire Night) 309/56
Nov 6 310\55
Nov 7 311/54
November 8th 312/53
Nov 9 313/52
Nov 10 314 51
November 11th 315/50
Nov 12 31649
Nov 13 317/48
November 14th 318/47
Nov 15 319/46
Nov 16 320/45
November 17th 321/44
Nov 18 322/43
November 19th 323/42
November 20th 324/41
Nov 21 325/40

Oct. 2 272 / 93

19 3 10
By goodyarns

@naomimrshl

Mabel ran up to Fred and climbed up on his shoulders

"I saw a bug!
Where were you!
And I think I got mugged  by those O men of Sarah's!
I called and called!"
Mabel covered his eyes and held tight.

"GET DOWN!" hollered Fred
" You are sitting on my head…"
least that's what he tried to say… but his voice was muffled… due to  Mabel ride'n his head.

Mabel fell off  Fred and landed on the soap box…
"I want to go home!
I need a good bed!
My shovel got eaten by piranha
And seems like you've been flirt'n with that weird Sarah!
And… And…"

Fred jumped up on his box and grabbed up some of Mabel's locks…
Before you could say "smack your sister"
Fred had done gone and kissed her!!

"Mmnp. mmnph… mmmmmm!" Mabel yelled as she tried to escape…

For eleven seconds…

Then she kissed back.

For eleven seconds…

Breathless, the couple remained in a hug.
Fred whispered
"There's a cave here (he breathed in her hair)
That's guarded by thugs and dragons.
And cannibals…..
And snares."

"Mmoh Mmoh, Mmphw", Mabel said into Fred's chest.

Fred stroked her back.
"Come with me and,
After we find the hidden treasure,
I'll take you home
To a life of leisure!

Together, while the others are fight'n off cannibals
And wild animals
And Sarah's weird little pals…
We will escape with the famous
Lapis - Palooza!
Stone of the gods! "

" Can I get a new shovel? "

" Honey, * Fred said,
As he stood on his box look'n down into her bovine eyes.
"I'll give you more than a shovel…

I'll give you a map. "

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