𝐋𝐆𝐁𝐓𝐖𝐈𝐓𝐓𝐄𝐑. | taeko...

By joonthetic

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"who knew twitter could get so gay" - in which taehyung is added to a group chat full of crackheads and sex... More

00. | introduction
01. | hello!
02. | twitter antics
03. | drama
04. | cuddles
05. | challenge accepted
06. | teasing
07. | taekook?
08. | stars
09. | collarbones
10. | sexual tension
11. | purple hearts
12. | taehyung appreciation
13. | rules are rules
14. | jimin's support
15. | don't dwell
16. | hyung?
17. | stubborn
18. | moans
19. | late night
20. | sleepy boys
22. | namgijin
23. | i love you, i guess
24. | you're mine
25. | paint it blue
26. | studying
27. | studying and spanking
28. | moonchild
29. | youth
30. | three bottoms
31. | peaches
32. | love
33. | good world gone bad
34. | a good feeling
35. | thunder and lightning
36. | crackhead energy
37. | keeping secrets
38. | hey, roomie
39. | happy birthday, jimin
40. | birthday meal
41. | drunk
42. | hangover
43. | heaven is red
44. | hugs and kisses
45. | goodbye sex
46. | heartbroken
47. | no one cares
48. | love is not over
49. | sweet chaos
50. | missed him
51. | these nights
52. | some time together
53. | sexting
54. | all i wanted
55. | euphoria
56. | polaroid
57. | soothing voices
58. | the end of the world
59. | bullet to the heart
60. | winning him back
61. | childish adults
62. | happy endings
63. | golden rings
64. | my dear
65. | sweet like sugar
66. | we're always here for you
67. | pregnant emojis
68. | explicit
69. | spark
70. | tear
71. | awful parents
72. | hidden lies
73. | bitches get stitches
74. | karma sucks
75. | stubborn brat
76. | broken hearts
77. | come clean
78. | even angels cry
79. | shared blame
80. | please stop
81. | wedding plans
82. | leaked
83. | leave me alone
84. | truth hurts
85. | nightmares and dreams
86. | cry your heart out
87. | loser
88. | imagine
89. | drinking problems
90. | lovely
91. | a world without you
92. | this hurts
93. | manipulating asshole
94. | payback, in a way
95. | somebody else
96. | comfort
97. | she helps
98. | thank you for everything
99. | he's gone
100. | goodbye
sequel!

21. | poor namjoon

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CONTAINS STRONG LANGUAGE AND SUGGESTIVE/EXPLICIT PICTURES 

TWITTER GROUP CHAT
bad habits 🤠

NAMJOON
this chat is literally deader than my
sex life

NAMJOON
we all need to talk more

NAMJOON
update me on your lives

HOSEOK
he popped out

NAMJOON
cheers but that doesn't answer my
fantastic question

JIMIN
why do you wanna know

JUNGKOOK
little pervert 🤧

YOONGI
you're one to talk

TAEHYUNG
lmao love that

JUNGKOOK
wow where's the protection tae

TAEHYUNG
i don't usually use protection ;)

SEOKJIN
what do i walk in to 😧

HOSEOK
physically, i'm mortified

YOONGI
mentally, i'm terrified

JIMIN
spiritually, i'm traumatised

NAMJOON
verbally, i'm shaking

TAEHYUNG
omg don't be so dramatic

JUNGKOOK
what tae said

JUNGKOOK
it was a good fuck

JIMIN
😱😱

YOONGI
ew what is that emoJI

HOSEOK
you guys fuCKED?

TAEHYUNG
fuck

JUNGKOOK
you didn't tell them?

TAEHYUNG
it wasn't my job!

TAEHYUNG
you know them more than me!

NAMJOON
i'm still scared

JUNGKOOK
it's not my fault!

TAEHYUNG
give me that remote

TAEHYUNG
we're gonna have a civilised conversation
and act like the adults we are

JIMIN
you fucked my child

HOSEOK
that sounds so bad. please never say
that sentence again

SEOKJIN
jimin 🤭

JIMIN
i worded that wrong

JIMIN
shut up

YOONGI
who uses remotes

YOONGI
am i right

HOSEOK
shut up

YOONGI
will do

NAMJOON
is no one gonna answer my question?

JUNGKOOK
what was the question again?

NAMJOON
i asked how everyone was doing

TAEHYUNG
i'm great, hyung

TAEHYUNG
just tackling jungkook until he gives me
this fucking remote to turn the tv off

JUNGKOOK
you're not getting it

JUNGKOOK
i hope you know that

TAEHYUNG
watch me

JUNGKOOK
i am, trust me

TAEHYUNG
🤭

NAMJOON
aNYWAY

NAMJOON
hoseok and jimin?

JIMIN
pretty good, hyung

JIMIN
hoseok's really into ateez rn and we're
having a dance off to 'say my name'

HOSEOK
i'm clearly winning

JIMIN
think again, old man

JIMIN
you're literally sulking because you got a
step wrong

HOSEOK
shut up! don't expose me

HOSEOK
i didn't know where hongjoong was gonna
put his foot okAY

JIMIN
should've practiced the dance before 🤷🏻‍♀️

HOSEOK
this boy's gonna get a smack

HOSEOK
come here right now

JIMIN
catch me slut 😪

HOSEOK
😡😡😡😡

NAMJOON
seokjin and yoongi?

YOONGI
playing fortnite

SEOKJIN
watching fortnite

NAMJOON
you two are the most normal couple 😔

SEOKJIN
not really

SEOKJIN
every time yoongi dies, i get to spank him ;)

YOONGI
😭😭

YOONGI
stop exposing me!

SEOKJIN
you know you like it

YOONGI
fuck you

SEOKJIN
happily

SEOKJIN
come here

YOONGI
okay ☺️

NAMJOON
i hate being sINGLE 😩

– caught me 🤧

3.1k retweets 18k likes
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taestits
do you want another spanking

bbyjeon
@.taestits kinda 🤤

namtiddies
i hate being single

– still the hottest pictures i've ever taken 🤤

4.2k retweets 23.2k likes
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itzjhope
jungkook's fucking stomach omg 😩

queenjinnie
you're both hot, okay?

bbyjeon
when did you take this omf

taestits
@.bbyjeon this morning 🤪

namtiddies
i'm- 😭

– my baby 😍

2.1k retweets 17.3k likes
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itzjhope
love you

bbyjeon
this is adorable

queenjinnie
is that a spIDER

cheesecakeyoongs
jimin's a dominant little shit

namtiddies
ew. who uses an iphone 5? am i right?

– here's something family friendly of my boyfriend and i out on a date 🥰

2.6k retweets 18.9k likes
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jiminmola
my heart 😍

queenjinnie
goals and a half

taestits
hoseok has some nice hands omg

namtiddies
okay, this is cute

– tried taking a cute picture of our matching hoodies, but he had other things in mind

3.5k retweets 19.8k likes
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queenjinnie
still the cutest boy alive 💗

jiminmola
kinkiest couple i know, honestly

bbyjeon
yoonjin goes harder than anything else

namtiddies
this is adorable omg

– as you can tell, yoongi loves straddling me

4.1k retweets 21.3k likes
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cheesecakeyoongs
always 💗

itzjhope
seokjin's hands omg 🤤

taestits
swear i have that shirt

namtiddies
i. hate. being. single.

– here's my heart. someone take it?

1.9k retweets 17.4k likes
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bbyjeon
hyung :(

itzjhope
you'll find someone, joon

cheesecakeyoongs
😔

jiminmola
it's okay, hyung 💗

TWITTER CHAT
queenjinnie

SEOKJIN
hey

NAMJOON
hi, hyung

terribly sorry for the cliffhanger

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