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TWITTER CHAT
cheesecakeyoongs
YOONGI
hey, tae
YOONGI
i know we've never talked over private
messages
YOONGI
but i want to ask you something
TAEHYUNG
sure, hyung, anything. go ahead
YOONGI
i wanna dye my hair too, but i have no
one to do it with
YOONGI
so
YOONGI
wanna do it together?
TAEHYUNG
of course!
TAEHYUNG
just text me your address and i'll come
pick you up
YOONGI
okay, thank you, tae
YOONGI
i'm not sure what colour to go for though
YOONGI
seokjin says green would look good on
me but i don't know
TAEHYUNG
tell you what
TAEHYUNG
i'll pick a colour for you and you can do
the same for me
YOONGI
you're not going with blonde?
TAEHYUNG
not really
TAEHYUNG
it's kinda generic and bland
TAEHYUNG
i want an eccentric colour
YOONGI
like pink spots in your hair?
TAEHYUNG
no!
TAEHYUNG
like a bright colour to match my
bright personality
YOONGI
i get you
YOONGI
i think you should go for blue hair, tae
YOONGI
i'm picturing it in my head and it's gonna
look really good on you
YOONGI
trust me
TAEHYUNG
blue? never thought about blue before
TAEHYUNG
but it's always good to try new things
TAEHYUNG
so i'll do it :)
YOONGI
good!
YOONGI
what about me?
TAEHYUNG
what about a light purple?
TAEHYUNG
i think it would look good on you
YOONGI
okay!
YOONGI
i'm excited
YOONGI
come pick me up in an hour
YOONGI
seokjin's out right now and i want it
to be a surprise
TAEHYUNG
okay, be there soon
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TWITTER CHAT
queenjinnie
SEOKJIN
where's yoongi
JUNGKOOK
where's taehyung
SEOKJIN
idk. i asked you first bitch
JUNGKOOK
don't be so aggressive towards me,
old man
SEOKJIN
quite offended but okay
SEOKJIN
and i saw a car pull up to our house on
the way back from my daily walk cause
gotta keep the ass phat
SEOKJIN
and the window rolled down and tae was
inside!
SEOKJIN
yoongi got in the car and took off with him
SEOKJIN
if he's cheating on me
SEOKJIN
i'll choke taehyung until his eyes bulge
out his sockets
JUNGKOOK
hyung!
JUNGKOOK
what's tae ever done?
SEOKJIN
sleep with my man?
JUNGKOOK
they're probably just out being friends
SEOKJIN
should i follow them?
JUNGKOOK
i'm leaving
SEOKJIN
you listen to cavetown shut up
JUNGKOOK
you really just went there?
JUNGKOOK
they sing better than you
SEOKJIN
where's the respect for hyungs
nowadays
JUNGKOOK
up my ass
JUNGKOOK
bye whore 😘
SEOKJIN
bye slut 😝
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– thanks for taking me out, hyung! i love our new hair colours so much 🥰
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itzjhope
blue suits you so much, tae!
queenjinnie
this is the cutest shit i've seen all day
jiminmola
wow 🤭
cheesecakeyoongs
we cute 🌟
bbyjeon
🤤 fuck then
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– you were right, tae. light purple does suit me
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namtiddies
this is friendship goals, sorry
taestits
we look super cute!
jiminmola
cute
bbyjeon
blue hair tae is just >>
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TWITTER CHAT
taestits
JUNGKOOK
you're fucking hot
JUNGKOOK
wanna fuck
TAEHYUNG
omg angel 🤦🏼♀️
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TWITTER CHAT
queenjinnie
SEOKJIN
you're hot
SEOKJIN
let me fuck you later, yeah?
YOONGI
omg 😭
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that's right... bottom yoongi 🙈