𝐋𝐆𝐁𝐓𝐖𝐈𝐓𝐓𝐄𝐑. | taeko...

By joonthetic

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"who knew twitter could get so gay" - in which taehyung is added to a group chat full of crackheads and sex... More

00. | introduction
01. | hello!
02. | twitter antics
03. | drama
04. | cuddles
05. | challenge accepted
06. | teasing
08. | stars
09. | collarbones
10. | sexual tension
11. | purple hearts
12. | taehyung appreciation
13. | rules are rules
14. | jimin's support
15. | don't dwell
16. | hyung?
17. | stubborn
18. | moans
19. | late night
20. | sleepy boys
21. | poor namjoon
22. | namgijin
23. | i love you, i guess
24. | you're mine
25. | paint it blue
26. | studying
27. | studying and spanking
28. | moonchild
29. | youth
30. | three bottoms
31. | peaches
32. | love
33. | good world gone bad
34. | a good feeling
35. | thunder and lightning
36. | crackhead energy
37. | keeping secrets
38. | hey, roomie
39. | happy birthday, jimin
40. | birthday meal
41. | drunk
42. | hangover
43. | heaven is red
44. | hugs and kisses
45. | goodbye sex
46. | heartbroken
47. | no one cares
48. | love is not over
49. | sweet chaos
50. | missed him
51. | these nights
52. | some time together
53. | sexting
54. | all i wanted
55. | euphoria
56. | polaroid
57. | soothing voices
58. | the end of the world
59. | bullet to the heart
60. | winning him back
61. | childish adults
62. | happy endings
63. | golden rings
64. | my dear
65. | sweet like sugar
66. | we're always here for you
67. | pregnant emojis
68. | explicit
69. | spark
70. | tear
71. | awful parents
72. | hidden lies
73. | bitches get stitches
74. | karma sucks
75. | stubborn brat
76. | broken hearts
77. | come clean
78. | even angels cry
79. | shared blame
80. | please stop
81. | wedding plans
82. | leaked
83. | leave me alone
84. | truth hurts
85. | nightmares and dreams
86. | cry your heart out
87. | loser
88. | imagine
89. | drinking problems
90. | lovely
91. | a world without you
92. | this hurts
93. | manipulating asshole
94. | payback, in a way
95. | somebody else
96. | comfort
97. | she helps
98. | thank you for everything
99. | he's gone
100. | goodbye
sequel!

07. | taekook?

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CONTAINS STRONG LANGUAGE

TWITTER GROUP CHAT
bad habits 🤠

HOSEOK
so, is no one gonna talk about what the
fuck is going on between tae and kook

SEOKJIN
wondering the same thing

JIMIN
i get the feeling they are subtweeting each
other

YOONGI
wow you only just got that, jimin

NAMJOON
lmao

JIMIN
i'm slower than you all, okay!

HOSEOK
don't worry, baby. i'm willing to fight
anyone that threatens my boy

JIMIN
:)

YOONGI
they're not even replying omg

SEOKJIN
they're probably fucking tbh

NAMJOON
hyung!

SEOKJIN
sorry. i'm bold like that sometimes honey

JIMIN
i wanna know what's going on between
them, but neither are replying to me

HOSEOK
neither tbh

HOSEOK
i tried texting jungkook about meeting up
to study math and he completely blanked
me. like how ruDE

NAMJOON
same here omg! i asked jungkook if he
wanted to come to the cinema with me
and yoongi to watch the beyoncé movie
and he said he was busy??

HOSEOK
i have a lot of questions about that entire
sentence

JIMIN
you went to watch the beyoncé movie?

SEOKJIN
i'm cackling that yoongi went, too

YOONGI
shut up!! before you become a single lady

SEOKJIN
i'm hurt, but i can deal with it

JIMIN
omg

JIMIN
i'm gonna text taehyung and jungkook
and ask them where the fuCK they are

JIMIN
they're not even replying in this group
chat

YOONGI
we know. we are in this chat too, jimin

JIMIN
i will bend your neck

JIMIN
brb

– my new best friend is cuter than yours

5.6k retweets 22k likes
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jiminmola
whAT

namtiddies
thE

itzjhope
fuCK

cheesecakeyoongs
iS

queenjinnie
hAPPENING

TWITTER GROUP CHAT
bad habits 🤠

JIMIN
i'm fucking screAMING

YOONGI
i'm terribly conFUSED

NAMJOON
my heart is uWUING FOR THEM

SEOKJIN
i'm 😩 my babies

HOSEOK
can i finally use my meme?

HOSEOK

TWITTER CHAT
taestits

JUNGKOOK
i'm cackling omg

TAEHYUNG
me too, angel. me too

the way these text messages are structured stress me out 🫶🏻

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