A/N: I know this is a strange one, but I got the idea after listening to The Warning by Eminem.
Your Pov:
I sat on the couch with my boyfriend (B/n) sitting next to me. It had been about 1 year since I left Klavier. We had been going back and forth with diss-tracks until he suddenly stopped. I was brought out of my thoughts by my phone buzzing. I looked at it and noticed that I had gotten a text from one of my friends. They sent me a link to a youtube video and told me to watch it because it was important. So I clicked the link and watched.
It was from one of Klavier's recent concerts. The music kicked in and he started up.
Only reason I dissed you in the first place is cause you denied seein me!
Now I'm pissed off!
I nearly dropped the phone in shock. (B
) steadied me and I gripped the phone tighter. He's getting back at me like this. Yes, in the one diss-track I made, I denied having a relationship with him. And it's technically true.
Sit back homie relax, in fact grab a six-pack. Kick back while I kick facts, yeah Dre, sick track. Perfect way to get back, wanna hear somethin wick-wack? I got the same exact tat that's on (B/n)'s back I'm (Obsesseed) now? Oh gee, Is that supposed to be me, in the video with the goatee? Wow (Y/n), didn't expect you to go balls out.
I watched the video with eyes wide. I can't believe he's taking the diss track this far. I bit my lip and kept watching as (B/n) looked concerned for me.
Bitch shut the fuck up, 'fore I put all them phone calls out you made to my house when you was (Wild'n Out) before (B/n). When you was on my dick and give you somethin to smile about! How many times you fly to my house, still tryin to count! Better shut your lyin mouth if you don't want Nick findin out! You probably think cause it's been so long, if I had somethin on you I woulda did it by now.
I tensed up at the lyrics he had sang. There were a lot of things that I didn't tell (B/n) about when we got together. Some of those things included what happened between Klavier and I. But now, Klavier decided to pull this stunt.
Oh on the contrary Mary Poppins! I'm mixin our studio session down and sendin it to masterin to make it loud! Enough dirt on you to murder you! This is what the fuck I do, (Y/n) it ever occur to you that I still have pictures? However you prefer to do and that goes for (B/n) too, faggot you think I'm scurred of you?
I started to shake a bit as I realized what pictures and 'dirt' he had on me. I grabbed my notepad and pen off the table and wrote down stuff as I kept listening.
You're gonna ruin my career? You better get one. Like I'ma sit and fight with you over some slut bitch cunt
that made me put up with her psycho ass over six months. And only spread her legs to let me hit once. Yeah, what you gonna say I'm lucky? Tell the public that I was so ugly that you fuckin had to be drunk to fuck me?
I dropped my pen in shock. How could he just say that? He just revealed my private life to thousands of people. (B/n) had left me alone to think. I took a deep breath and kept writing and listening.
Second base, what the fuck you tell
(B/n) pumpkin? The second week we were dry humpin, that's gotta count for somethin. Listen girly, surely you don't want me to talk about how I nutted early cause I ejaculated prematurely And bust all over your belly and you almost started hurling
and said I was gross, go get a towel, your stomach's curling!
How did he even remember that?! I was severely grossed out, but got over it after I got cleaned up. And yes, our relationship moved fast, but not that fast. I bit my lip.
Or maybe you do, but if I'm embarrassin me I'm embarrassin you And don't you dare say it isn't true. As long as that song's gettin airplay I'm dissin you! I'm a hair away from gettin carried away and gettin sued!
Ok, he's serious about this. I wrote down time stamps from the video for reference.
I was gonna stop at 16, that was 32! This is 34 bars, we ain't even third of the way through! "Damn Slim, (Y/n) played you,"(Y/n) who? Oh, did I say whore (B/n)? I meant a liar too! Like I been goin off on you all this time
for no reason, girl you out your alcoholic mind! Check your wine cellar, look at the amounts of all the wine! Like I fuckin sit around and think about you all the time!
My eyes were nearly popping out of my sockets. He just flat out called me an alcoholic knowing full well I don't drink. He's crazy.
I just think this shit is funny when I pounce you on a rhyme! But fuck it! Now I'm 'bout to draw the line! And for you to cross it that's a mountain that I doubt you wanna climb! I can describe areas of your house you wouldn't find
on an episode of "Cribs," A blow below the ribs if I hear another word so don't go openin your jibs! Cause every time you do it's like an overload of fibs!
I ain't sayin this shit again hoe, you know what it is! It's a warnin shot, 'fore I blow up your whole spot! Call my bluff and, I'll release every fuckin thing I got. Including the voicemails right before you flipped your top when me and Daryan were tryin to stick two CD's in the same slot!
He said it. He actually said it. He's practically blackmailing me and brought up the thing with Daryan. I could hear the audience 'ooh'ing. I felt so embarrassed. I nearly fainted at the next part.
{"I love you"} I love you too. Let me whisper sweet nothings into your ear boo. Now what you say? {"It's nothin"} Yeah so what I'll do is refresh your memory when you said {"I want you"}
Now should I, keep goin or should we call truce? {"You think you're cute, right?"} You bet your sweet ass I do!
{"I'm Mary Poppins, B"} And I'm Superman, ooh {"Mary P - Slim Shady"} Comin at you! So if you'll still be my {"Baby girl"} Then I'll still be your {"Superhero"} {"Wilma M."}
Yeah, I'm right here {"You like this!"} Nope, not anymore dear! It cuts like a {"knife"} when I tell you get a {"life"}
But I'm movin on with mine, (Y/n), is that your {"girl"} Well tell her to shut her mouth then I'll leave her alone! If she don't {"stick to the script"} then I'ma just keep goin! Damn!
Then, the video ended. I was silent, a million thoughts running through my head. He added those recordings to his instrumental for that song. I was absolutely mortified. I turned off my phone and picked up my notepad. I added the final touches and headed to the recording booth I had in my basement. I took a deep breath.
"On the first page of our story..."