jamless whore
CHINGU
EMERGENCY
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nothing is emergency unless you grow taller than me
jamless whore
thats indeed my biggest dream
but no
first of all
are you okay?
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yea?
why?
jamless whore
oh no you're not
there must be sth behind your lastest instagram post
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...
it's just
ppl keep attacking joohyun for being 4 years older than me
that we don't deserve each other
jamless whore
i see
social media is dangerous
there are always ppl who wander around leaving shits wherever they go
just like untrained dogs
so what does "AIJAN" mean?
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"age is just a number"
you can't figure it out?
jamless whore
so it wasn't "ass is joohyun's appealing nastiness"?
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jesus christ sometimes ur negative IQ is just amazing
but her ass is super juicy ngl
jamless whore
yum
go take a bite
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bitch no that woman will flatten my pretty face with an iron
anyway i'm just really pissed
why were stupid ppl always born with troublesome mouths?
jamless whore
i know
but hey who cares what others say
it's what your words mean to each other that matters
as long as you don't call noona an old hag
—
i did once and she fucking thrusted me with her heels
but yeah you're right i'll talk to her
what about you
what's your emergency
jamless whore
well
i think i upset seulgi-ssi
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wdym you "think"
yes or no?
jamless whore
...yes i did
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and do you know why?
jamless whore
she said
she's sad because i consider her my "muse"
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and?
jamless whore
she wants more than just that, tae
but i don't understand
isn't the word "muse" already too meaningful?
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chingu chingu why you so dull dull
calling her only your "muse" sounds nothing different from "friends with benefits"
women don't need a vague relationship
they want to be yours, and you to be theirs
jamless whore
wow you're a pro
why are you still single
you gay?
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fuck no
the woman of my life has been hiding forever
but no worries i'll no longer stay single
cuz she already appeared
jamless whore
awww good for you
im too happy i crai crai 😭
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ew thanks
btw chim
what were you thinking when you start seeing seul as your muse?
jamless whore
a future with her
was everything on my mind
"i want to marry this woman"
was all i could think of that time
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and having sex with her too?
jamless whore
.....
JUST FOR 36 SECONDS
can you just shut up i hate u
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well damn
you're drowned in love dude
go ahead and contact her asap
i think our discussion til now is good enough for u to clear up ur mind
jamless whore
right
thanks anyway
as expected from my best buddy
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welcome
btw i'm just wondering
were you thinking about doggy style?
jamless whore
go fuck yourself