Restless Sam ran fast and hid
Then ne hid and ran again.
While Elf was blessing Ghost Vlad out,
And Ishmael wailed for Elf's trevail
Restless Sam had nabbed the chain!
With a teeny tiny snipper snail.
(snipper snails are related to cutter ants… but only by marriage. They are uncled in.)
ANYWAY………..
That's the start of this here tale.
It's a whale of a tail, of a tale!
Restless Sam is on the lamb with Ishmael's pearls and gold.
He will have to hide and scurry behind shadows till it's sold.
But when he finds a jewelry dealer..
One with money and reputation shifty…
Sam will be sitting pretty!
Restless Sam dreamed of his own rodeo.
He will call it the Wild West One Trick Pony Show
And he'll travel around,
From town to town,
With one trick so fine,
Folks will plunk their money down
Just to buy a ticket…
They'll gladly stand in line.
Restless Sam dreamed of grandeur
He shivered with anticipation…
Moe ponies!
Each with one trick and one rider!
And puppies!
Lots of pups for people to pet!
Sam got excited… “a penny a pet, i'll bet I can get! “"
Short Fred does his part
By nailing up posters.
WANTED.. NECKLACE THIEF!
WATCH OUT FOR A PURPLE VESTED POSER
IF HE SHOWS HIS FACE,
KEEP YOUR WALLET SEALED.
THE NECKLACE HE'LL SHOW YOU
BELONGS TO ISHMAEL THE WHALE!
" Maybe I'll write a ballad" Barbie Kew mused.
"We can sell it in Nashville and get the 'Ol 32
An oil change, some gas…
and maybe even a new fuse…
Cause my Daddy, Bobby Kew, always said,
" Keep your oil pan clean and trust in the Ford"! "