<Spider Child>
u okay
<Tony Dad>
uh huh
yeah no im
fine
<Spider Child>
do u do something
<Tony Dad>
yes. something dumb.
<Spider Child>
did u kill someone? wade says he can get rid of the body for u
<Tony Dad>
no i did not kill someone wade goddamit
<Spider Child>
so its about steve then
<Tony Dad>
sighhhhhhhh
yes
<Spider Child>
yes well. fix that.
<Tony Dad>
how
<Spider Child>
talk to him
he's sitting outside the lab waiting for u to leave
<Tony Dad>
oh
<Spider Child>
btw do u have a copy of mockingjay? wade needs to read it asap or he's gonna die
<Tony Dad>
hes such a dork
a psycho dork who i disapprove of fyi
<Spider Child>
rude
<Tony Dad>
hes an assassin
<Spider Child>
hes a good person
er. well. he's good to me. and he doesnt kill babies or anything.
<Tony Dad>
he's practically mothe teresa
<Spider Child>
DAD STOP
<Spider Child>
i mean
<Spider Child>
i just
<Spider Child>
tony. i meant tony stop.
<Tony Dad>
oh calm down parker
i've seen you blog about us
tony dad and captain dad and uncle bruce
<Spider Child>
well cUT IT OUT THEN LEAVE MY BOYFRIEND ALONE AND GET STEVE
<Tony Dad>
fine. for the children.
<Spider Child>
YES I WON FOR ONCE
AH YES THE SWEET TASTE OF VICTORY
<Tony Dad>
shut up or i'll kill u
<Spider Child>
uh, have u seen my boyfriend? u cant kill me
<Tony Dad>
he should be afraid of me
<Spider Child>
should be
isnt
<Tony Dad>
*deep sigh*
<Spider Child>
calm ur shorts and talk to steve