*Few days after WangXian was born..
Wei WuXian: (lying down on bed on his back)
Lan WangXian: (few days old; sound asleep on WuXian's chest)
Lan WangJi: (lying beside them while looking at WangXian) ...
Wei WuXian: There's something on your mind.
Lan WangJi: (nods)
Wei WuXian: Let me guess. Are babies usually this small and cute?
Lan WangJi: (nods)
Wei WuXian: My dear Lan Zhan.. Of course they are. To all the mothers in the world who experienced giving birth, pushing this little one out was hard enough, how much more if they are bigger.
Lan WangJi: (nods)
Wei WuXian: And by the way, he is cute since he's our child.
Lan WangJi: (nods)
Lan WangXian: (suddenly smiles in his sleep)
Lan WangJi: He's probably having a good dream.
Wei WuXian: He did.. (suddenly pauses)
Lan WangJi: Wei Ying?
Wei WuXian: (╥╯﹏╰╥) He peed on me again.
Lan WangJi: ...