Bruce was looking through a folder as he walked towards a nearby staircase in the batcave. In the other room, his children were all sitting around a game of UNO. Jason, Stephanie, Dick, and Harper were playing, while the others were crowded around, paying rapt attention.
Suddenly, a loud, unanimous cry of: BRUCE-DAD-FATHER!! Erupted from the other room, causing Bruce to drop the file, tossing paper all over the floor, and trip over his own feet. He grabbed the railing next to the staircase, preventing himself from falling any further at the last second.
"My goodness, Master Bruce," said Alfred as he entered the room, "What on earth are you doing?"
His face paling to a grayish-white, Bruce got to his feet stiffly and cleared his throat.
"I have too many kids..."