Skyrim One-Shots

By TheSarcasticRed

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You know why you're here. (I am trying to update daily, and the one-shots are a minimum of 1000 words) No pr... More

Ulfric x Stressed!Dragonborn!(Female)Reader ~The Study~
Brynjolf x Bard!RetiredDragonborn!Reader ~Round One~
Teldryn Sero x Dragonborn!Reader ~Simple Masks~
~New Years Day Special~
Ralof x Reader ~Riddles of the Simplest Kind~
Ancano x Reader ~Spells of Old~
Ancano x Reader ~Spells of Old (2)~
Ancano x Reader ~Spells of Old (3)~
Teldryn Sero x Reader ~Caves~
Serana x (Female) Reader ~Sweetrolls~
Mercer Frey x Reader ~Constructive Rehab~
Mercer Frey x Reader ~Constructive Rehab (2)~
Vilkas x Reader ~Rooms Apart~
Miraak x (Female)Reader ~'Tis the Season~
Brynjolf x Reader ~Stolen Sheets~
Ulfric x Reader ~Saber~
Ulfric x Reader ~Saber (2)~
Farkas x Reader ~Questions~
Ondolemar x Reader(Female) ~Dinner and Dash~
Human Alduin x Reader ~Human Things, Dragon Things~
Human Alduin x Reader ~Human Things, Dragon Things(2)~
Human Alduin x Reader(Female) ~Human Things, Dragon Things(3)~
Elisif x Reader ~Steps to Independence~
Vilkas x Reader ~Forests~
Hadvar x Reader ~The Aftermath and The Treasure Chest~
Ulfric x Reader ~The Final Stand~
!Father-Like!Paarthurnax x Reader~Heavy Heart~
Ulfric x Reader(Female) ~Heavy Heart(2)~
Brnyjolf x Reader ~Masks Undone~
Cicero x Reader ~The Pretty Bird, Madcat, and Housecarl~
Cicero x Reader ~The Pretty Bird, Madcat, and The Housecarl(2)~
Muiri x Assassin!Reader(Male) ~Tempting Little Doe~
Muiri x Assassin!Reader(Male) ~Tempting Little Doe(2)~
Mercer Frey x Reader ~Through the Dark~
Ulfric x Reader(Female) ~Mistakes of a Lifetime~
Ulfric x Reader(Female) ~Mistakes of a Lifetime (2)~
Ulfric x Reader(Female) ~Mistakes of a Lifetime(3)~
Ulfric x Reader(Female) ~Mistakes of a Lifetime(4)~
Hadvar x Reader ~Season Ending and Spring's Beggining~
Farkas x Reader ~Quiet Summer Nights~
Farkas x Reader ~Quiet Summer Nights(2)~
Veezara x Reader ~Promises~
Cicero x Reader ~A Hunter's Chance~
(Slight Brynjolf x Reader) (Slight Ulfric x Reader) ~Silent Goodbyes~
Ulfric x Reader(Female) ~The New Dawn After Silent Goodbyes~
Ulfric x Reader(Female) ~The New Dawn After Silent Goodbyes(2)~
Vilkas x Reader ~Happy Accidents~
Cicero x Reader ~Lonely Little Houses On The Main Street~
Erik the Slayer x Reader ~What the...~
Brynjolf x Reader ~Stranger in the Flagon~
Brynjolf x Reader ~Stranger in the Flagon (2)~
Ralof x Reader ~Taverns and the Fun They Bring~
Teldryn x Reader *Slightly Mature* ~You, Me, and a Bath~
Cicero x Reader (Female) ~An Assassin's Worries~
Ralof x (Female Elven) Reader ~Old Habits~
Ulfric x Reader ~The Night That The Shell Broke~
Ulfric x Reader ~The Night The Shell Broke (2)~
Human!Alduin x Reader(Female) ~The Gods and their Games~
Human!Alduin x Reader(Female) ~The Gods and Their Games(2)~
Mercer Frey x Reader (Female) ~Some Nights~
Miraak x Reader(Female) ~A Meeting of the Begining and the End~
Miraak x Reader(Female) ~A Bond Between the Begining and End (2)~
Miraak x Reader(Female) ~The Young Between the Beginning and End(3)~
Farkas x Reader ~Nightime~
Hadvar x Reader ~Celebrations~
Vilkas x Reader ~Kitchen Knives~
Farkas x Reader(Female) ~Usherings~
Farkas x Reader(Female) ~Usherings (2)~
Mercer Frey x Reader ~An Impossible Man~
Veezara x Reader ~The Fire~
Ralof x Reader(Female) ~Woe of the Bear's Hold~
Ralof x Reader(Female) ~Woe of the Bear's Hold(2)~
Brynjolf x Reader(Female) ~No Rest For The Wicked~
Brynjolf x Reader(Female) ~No Rest For The Wicked(2)~
Mercer Frey x Reader ~Wounds and Makeups~
Argis the Bulwark x Reader ~Fast Feet~
Argis the Bulwark x Reader(Female) ~Fast Feet(2)~
Serana x Reader(Female) ~Little Attempts~
Alduin x Reader ~A Dragonborn's Fight~
Alduin x Reader ~A Dragonborn's Fight(2)~
Jarl Balgruuf x Reader ~After the End~
Cicero x Reader ~The Silent Steps~
Cicero x Reader ~The Silent Steps (2)~
Marcurio x Reader (Female) ~The Woman of Scars~
Marcurio x Reader(Female) ~Woman of Scars(2)~
Marcurio x Reader(Female) ~Woman of Scars(3)~
Brynjolf x Reader ~The Job~
Brynjolf x Reader ~The Job(2)~
Ulfric x Reader (Human Race)~The Council~
Ulfric x Reader (Female) ~The Council(2)~
Ralof x Reader(Female) ~The Fort~
Ralof x Reader(Female) ~The Fort(2)~
Ralof x Reader(Female) ~The Fort(3)~
Veezara x Reader ~A Contract~
Veezara x Reader ~A Contract(2)~
Ondolemar x Reader ~A City on Fire~
Teldryn x Reader ~Unasked Questions~
Cicero x Reader(Female) ~Cold Travels~
Cicero x Reader(Female) ~Cold Travels(2)~
Vilkas x Reader ~In The Woodlands~
Vilkas x Reader ~In The Woodlands(2)~
Vilkas x Reader ~In The Woodlands(3)~
100 Chapter Special!
Vilkas x Reader(Female) ~In The Woodlands(4)~
Farkas x Reader(Female)~When We Met~
Farkas x Reader ~The Cairn~
Farkas x Reader(Female) ~The Cairn (2)~
Farkas x Reader (Female) ~The Cairn(3)~
Farkas x Reader ~The Cairn(4)~
Sheogorath x Reader ~The Shadow of Madness~
Sheogorath x Reader(Female) ~The Shadow of Madness(2)~
Sheogorath x Reader(Female) ~The Shadow of Madness(3)~
Sheogorath x Reader ~The Shadow of Madness(4)~
Sheogorath x Reader ~Shadow of Madness(5)~
Sheogorath x Reader(Female) ~The Shadow of Madness(6)~
Ulfric x Reader(Female) ~Hard Nights~
Ulfric x Reader(Female) ~Hard Nights(2)~
Ulfric x Reader(Female) ~Hard Nights(3)~
Mercer and Brynjolf x Reader ~Rejections~
Mercer and Brynjolf x Reader(Female) ~Rejections(2)~
Mercer and Brynjolf x Reader ~Rejections(3)~
Mercer and Brynjolf x Reader(Female) ~Rejections(4)~
Mercer and Brynjolf x Reader(Female) ~Rejections(5)~
Mercer and Brynjolf x Reader(Female) ~Rejections(6)~
Ulfric x Reader(Female) ~The Secrets We Kept~
Ulfric x Reader(Female) ~The Secrets We Kept(2)~
Ulfric x Reader(Female) ~The Secrets We Kept(3)~
Ulfric x Reader(Female) ~The Secrets We Kept(4)~
Ulfric x Reader(Female) ~The Secrets We Kept(5)~
Ulfric x Reader(Female) ~The Secrets We Kept(6)~
Brynjolf x Reader(Female) ~Enchanted~
Brynjolf x Reader(Female) ~Enchanted(2)~
Brynjolf x Reader(Female) ~Enchanted(3)~
Ulfric x Reader ~Days off~
Romlyn Dreth x Reader ~Rumors~
Romlyn Dreth x Reader ~Rumors(2)~
Sanguine x Reader(Female) ~Calm Revelry~
Sanguine x Reader(Female) ~Calm Revelry(2)~
Kharjo x Reader ~Welcome to The Caravan~
Ancano x Reader(Female) ~A Man of Sheer Kindness~
Ancano x Reader(Female) ~A Man Of Sheer Kindness(2)~
Brynjolf x Reader(Female) ~Captured~
Sheogorath x Reader(Female) ~Oddities~
Ondolemar x Reader ~Learning The Steps~
Ancano x Reader ~Colds of Skyrim~
Ralof x Reader(Female) ~Chasing You~
Ulfric x Reader(Female) ~The Stormblade~
Farkas x Reader(Female) ~We'll Make It~
Ulfric x Reader(Female) ~Making It Work~
Brynjolf x Reader(Female) ~Come To Terms~
Vilkas x Reader ~Training~
Mercer Frey x Reader(Female) ~Starring Role~
Ulfric x Reader(Female) ~Clarity~
Brynjolf x Reader(Male) ~Coming Back For You~
Miraak x Reader ~The Days We Were Lovers~
Farkas x Reader(Female) ~A Home For Us~
Miraak x Reader(Elven) ~Bottom Of The River~
Ulfric x Reader(Female) ~Shenanigans Of Cloaked Shit-Storms~
Mercer x Reader(Female) ~Bee!~
Galmar x Reader(Female Nord) ~This City Can't Hold The Both Of Us~
Ulfric x Reader(Male) ~Ready To Fight~
Brynjolf x Reader(Female) ~My Friend From My Young Years~
Ancano x Reader(Female) ~Lessons At Midnight~
Ulfric x Reader(Female) ~You're Frozen~
Ulfric x Reader(Male) ~The Last Air Through My Chest~

Argis the Bulwark x Reader ~Fast Feet(3)~

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By TheSarcasticRed

Otherwise titled :  Fruits and Suggestive Phrases



His chest rose to meet your back, a chuckle leaving the toned, uncovered muscles and vibrating through your back. He brushed a stray hair out of your face, to which you glanced to him with a soft, compassionate smile.

You set your letters to a space nearby on the bed and relaxed against your husband, his large arms wrapping around your waist with ease as you leaned into his bare chest. 

"It is noon," he mused with a tiny smile, "3 years ago, we would be off killing things. Diving into caves. Do you miss it, my dearest?"

His hand lay flat against your stomach as he added to his quiet contemplation. "Or do you still find joy in being so settled?"

You rested your hand upon his, lacing through his fingers with your own. Your lips curled into a soft smile. 

"My blood runs warm. I am at peace. There is no need to hide behind swords and bows. I am happy here, with this life. If something were to try to compete with that, I will draw my sword and kill it."

He let out a laugh. "As would I."

You hum, laying your head flat against his collarbone with lightly closed eyes. "You know, I love you."

"Hey, that's funny, I swore I said I love you first," he teased.

"Oh, shush," you giggled, smiling.

He drummed his fingers lightly on your stomach. "Hmmm, is lunch in order?"

"I think it should be," you grin.

With a roll of his eyes, he waved you off him so he could stand, and when he did, he swooped those muscular arms underneath you and curled you to his chest as if you were the weight of a feather in his arms. A yelp of surprise left your mouth and then a small laugh. With a happy glimmer in your eyes, you rested your head onto his shoulder.

He trecked across the house, maneuvering himself to the kitchen with ease and setting you upon a clean counter. Argis, with his ruggedly handsome good looks (even more so after a night well-spent in bed and a late morning), placed a kiss to your lips and then a few to your neck before you playfully pushed him off with a smile.

"You are awfully coy today," you chucked.

The Nord merely simpered in response as he went on rummaging through the pantry to find food he could put together.

In a mere second, an apply was flying at you, and you whipped a hand in front of you to catch it, eyes wide and confused as Argis glanced away from the shelves.

A choked laugh echoed seconds later. "My hand slipped," he defended, horribly biting back a grin.

You gave him a stare, then rolled your eyes and took a bite out it. 

"My lovely spouse is happy?" he questioned playfully.

"Your lovely spouse is happy," you agree after swallowing your bite, smiling.

"See," he turned, coming to stand right in front of you with his hands resting on the counter and his face just a few fingertips from yours, "my dearest looks quite tempting in only smalls and my tunic."

His voice lowered suggestively and you huffed at it, pecking his check. "And my love looks rather tired, does he not?"

Argis groaned, "Please."

"I haven't finished my apple!" you scold.

"After your apple?" he offered.

"After my apple," you agree.

He grinned widely, which only meant bad news, and leaned his face down to your collar bone to place his lips upon them. Teasing. Testing. 

You took another large bite of your apple. He continued, even leaving a few marks that would bruise lightly, unlike his normal style.

"Argis," you hum, and he paused in his assault, "bite."

He furrowed his brows. "Bite?"

"Bite," you confirm. 

"Hard?"

"Not enough to draw blood, but enough."

He raised a brow. "You're adventurous."

However, before he could continue his trail of kisses, you'd set your fruit down and enraptured him in a hard kiss, Argis responding rather gleefully to it.

You crossed your legs around his waist as you both inched closer, the air in your lungs slowly diminishing just the same as the air in his. 

He pulled back for a mere second, pressing his forehead to yours and closing his eyes. "You're fucking amazing."

"I better be," you purr, taking him in another battle of skin as you deftly undid the strings of his trousers.

He let out a quiet huff, then moved his attention to your tunic with his own hands.

And then, you stopped completely, uncrossing your legs, letting your hands trail back up to the counter and usher his own off.

He gave you a wide-eyed look of betrayal.

You picked up your apple.

And you took a bite.

A wink. "I told you."

"This is not fair," he growled.

"This is fair," you grin.

His hands gripped your hips, "____."

"Yes?" you question smoothly.

"Is this your way of saying you're not interested in me?" he inquired weakly.

You let out a loud, boisterous laugh. "Love, oh, no, I will always be interested in you. And so, I will tease and taunt because I love you, and I don't want you to get spoiled."

He groaned. "So you let me starve?"

"No."

"But you've-"

"Argis, my dear Argis," you set your apple down once more and placed your hands to the sides of his face, "I love you so much I just have to tease you, because when you're sexually frustrated it's hot."

 He blinked. "Oh."

"Oh," you repeat, laughing lightly.

"So you wanna do a bit of cave-diving? Some knobbing? A bit of trench storming? How about some pickle tickle?"

You choked on your own spit. "Argis!"

He let out a loud laugh, "You do! Don't lie to me!"

"You're awful!" you claim, laughing breathlessly.

"Passing the gravy, playing some stick and hole, getting-"

"Argis!"

"What?"


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This is great.

I've been waiting for so long to use some of these phrases and it's great. I love it.

Requests?

I've just downloaded a new mod for skyrim so im like freaking out and i need to play it so imma need to skiddle stroodle

Skattle waddle

Dani out,

Adieu!


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