<Cap>
yo
<Tone>
ayeeeee lmao whassup blondie
<Cap>
nothing
sams stuck on some skyscraper
<Tone>
i told him to stop snapchatting and flying
i need to fix that, i'll do that rn actually
<Cap>
and since im the official formal tony request service now, i also have to mention that natasha wants a hair curler or straightener, i cant remember, and clint needs ear pieces, also he wants a flying suit
<Tone>
i'll have it all done by friday, minus the ear pieces bc fury wont send me specs
i'll have to make some from scratch
<Cap>
ur good engineer tony
<Tone>
thnx u r good @ freedom and eagles and working dat ass in spandex
<Cap>
why thank you
<Tone>
what u doin
<Cap>
im bored, cos bucky wont talk to me and i dont like cooking shows
<Tone>
coking shows?
<Cap>
nat and clint r watching them
hells kitchen and bakeoff
<Tone>
but have u seen hannibal?
<Cap>
hannibal?
<Tone>
its a good show
<Cap>
JARVIS SAYS ITS ABOUT A CANNIBAL WHAT THE FUCK
<Tone>
dammit i shouldn't have taught u to use him
yes but its tasteful and awesome and u will like
<Cap>
jarv says i would not like it
i trust ur AI more than i trust u
<Tone>
oh, come oooon
i'll take a break from the lab which i know u want cos i been down here ten hours
<Cap>
AWWW U KEPT TRACK OF TIME THATS AN ACCOMPLISHMENT
<Tone>
i had jarvis alert me every two hours
<Cap>
u cant make me do what u want by rationing our friend time
<Tone>
i'll eat somethinggggggg
we can watch it in the movie theatre room and if u dont like it u can nap on that one cooooouch
<Cap>
i will start making popcorn
as soon as clint gets bruce from my doorway
<Cap>
also it was genius of u to have couches put in instead of chairs
<Tone>
genius
billionaire, playboy, philanthropist
thats me
<Cap>
also coolest friend ever that deals with my weird shark thing thats borderline fetishizing
and makes rad shit
and is good at sarcasm
<Tone>
awww cap u used the word rad im so proud
also yeah ur shark thing is kindof bizarre but i mean sharks are hella
<Cap>
oh, yeah, clint got a dog and thor needs to wash it
<Tony>
i will use the intercom
he loves dogs
<Cap>
yeah
hey pepper said something the other day about u at the hospital?
<Tone>
jesus, she said she would keep her dirty red head shut
im fine, i just knocked myself out briefly and had to get my hand reset
<Cap>
UM
SHE TOLD ME U DID SOME COOL SHIT FOR THE CANCER PROGRAM AND THE EQUIPMENT
WHAT THE FUCK DID U DO
<Tone>
oooooh
well i was playing with elecricity and a heavy piece of metal and i accidentally
yaknow
ended up in the hospital
<Cap>
oh dear lord have mercy
u cant do stupid shit like that stark, if u die in a lab accident i will not be amused in the slightest
<Tone>
yes sir, i will be sure to die in a way convenient to u
<Cap>
never is probably best for me
<Tone>
never it is then
<Cap>
promise?
<Tone>
only if u promise to not leave during hannibal
<Cap>
promise.
<Tone>
promise.
<Cap>
bruce has been moved, i am free
<Tone>
good bc i am waiting
<Cap>
patience, stark
patience
<Tone>
dont be condescending to me, old man
<Cap>
im not THAT old
<Tone>
ur a dinosaur
<Cap>
dinosaurs are hella
<Tone>
yAS OMG U SAID HELLA IM SO PROUD
<Cap>
well, thats what i live for, ur approval
<Tone>
no, i think thats me
<Cap>
u live for ur own approval? i thot it was for everyone elses
<Tone>
not specifically my own, right
yours, though, i would consider an accomplishment
<Cap>
consider urself accomplished then
<Tone>
i'll raise the victory banner when im sure
<Cap>
popcorn is done i am coming
<Tone>
good bc we have much to watch