If any of you homies don't know, I used to publish this story but somehow archived it bc I wanted to focus on WDKLY only. HOWEVER, since school schedule is packed and finals are coming, which means I currently don't have time to write WDKLY, SOOOO to stay in touch with you homies I decided to republish this (cuz SNS format takes less effort) but have adjusted it a bit (actually most of it lol).
Hope you homies enjoyyyy and my promise to update WDKLY after I screw up this whole semester askdfjhalskd hopefully not hahahaha byebyebyebye 🤪🤪🤪
if bangtanvelvet were the cast of 'crazy rich asians'
Bae Joohyun (29.03.1991) @bae.irene
- top actress
- if no.2 beauty then no one is no.1
- skyaholic
- has a chronic menphobia
- detergent hoe
Kang Seulgi (10.02.1994) @seulkiki
- has her own exhibition
- a full package
- famous blogger
- the aesthetic girl you will always bump into on instagram's suggestion
- also the typical eat-everything-without-getting-fat bitch
Son Seungwan (21.02.1994) @wendyson
- speaks 218649 languages
- literally an angel
- bakes for everyone
- high pitch that makes birds explode
- mother wenresa
Park Sooyoung (03.09.1996) @sxdnm
- fashion ceo
- too sassy
- a dog person
- shops til drops
- doesn't listen to what others say
Kim Yerim (05.03.1999) @ktkim
- believes she is british
- owns airpods
- founder of Katy cosmetics
- doesn't really put on makeup
- satan
Kim Seokjin (04.12.1992) @jinjjang
- owner of jinjjadelicious restaurant
- dad's jokes
- cooks better than your mom
- worldwide handsome
- pacific ocean shoulders
Min Yoongi (09.03.1993) @sugadaddy
- underground rapper/producer
- wants to reincarnate as a stone
- hand veins attractive af
- don't be fooled by his username
- dark wear
Kim Namjoon (12.09.1994) @rm
- architect
- IQ 148
- don't ever let him touch your stuffs
- collects KAWS
- sexy dimples
Jung Hoseok (18.02.1994) @jay_dope
- dance god
- the hypebeast boy your mom told you to hook up with
- smiles 24/7
- owns a collection of gentle monster but only wear one pair
- don't mess up with him
Park Jimin (13.10.1995) @boywithjam
- journalist
- not even funny, trust your thoughts
- prettier than most girls
- he smiles, he be blind
- short but hot
Kim Taehyung (30.12.1995) @v.incent_v.angogh
- model
- 4D
- unreal visual
- voice lower than your gpa
- lowkey flirty
Jeon Jungkook (01.09.1997) - @justinseagull
- photographer
- the multitalented kid your parents always compare you with
- a muscular bunny
- noona kink
- wanderlust