This is a request from Reject_Elephant !
What they would say.
George: Why is this horse walking on two legs?
John: Why is the horse talking? That's what I want to know!
Ringo: Why does the horse swear all the time?
Paul: *stroking* Why is the horse wearing clothes?
George: These may all be good questions, but the most important one is: Does the horse eat people food or horse food?
John: That's a good one.
Ringo: I don't think I like this horse.
Paul: Why are we all saying "horse" so much?
John: Because we can.