Peter looked at the commands of the Iron Man suit in front of him. He looked over to Mr. Stark who was passed out on the couch they had in the lab Incase needed for sleep.
A mischievous glint appeared in his eyes.
He turned around and opened the protocols and started renaming everything.
This was going to be fun....
♥️🖤♥️At a Mission🖤♥️🖤
Tony and the Avengers got called on a mission to get rid of a hydra base. Right now he needed to see what the hell that actual building looked like seeing as Fury was cryptic as hell. Like always.
"Hey FRIDAY, zoom in on that building over there."
"Old man bifocals protocol activated."
"What the fuck did you say to me!?
♥️🖤Later on in the mission♥️🖤
"FRIDAY alter the team that my thrusters are down and I can't fly."
"Sure thing, activating I've fallen and I can't get up protocol."
"WHAT THE HELL UNDEROOS!"
♥️🖤Later that day in the lab♥️🖤
"FRIDAY open these encrypted files, we don't have a lot of time, fury's coming-"
"Activating the Fr E Sh A Voca Do Protocol."
Tony starts crying in frustration.
"PETER WHAT THE ACTUAL HELL DOES THIS MEAN."
♥️🖤The Avengers are fighting the sinister six♥️🖤
"Bone hurting juice protocol has been activated, it's seems Spider baby is in distress." FRIAY told Tony.
Tony stops punching goblin who heard FRIDAY and is now equally confused.
"He's what, the what?" Tony asked. The goblin shrugged under him.
"Oof. Ouch... my bones...." Peter said over the comms.
"Did you get thrown into a building by rhino?"
"Yes..."
"Your kid's an idiot." Goblin said.
"Honestly? Agreed."
♥️🖤Tony later on in the battle♥️🖤
"FRIDAY engage autopilot on the suits."
"Activating Jesus take the wheel protocol."
Tony starts laughing.
"Really kid?"
♥️🖤End of the battle♥️🖤
"Me and you are having a serious conversation about this again Peter."
"What you even laughed at them!" Peter said.
"Yeah well I may understand memes and vines and all that but others might not. Like Capsical."
"Hey I'm learning!"
"Shut it walking ice cream."
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This was more of a cRaCk oneshot but whatever. I hope you guys enjoyed it.
And guys remember don't do crack, instead watches vines and memes instead.
Love you my Demons
Live Laugh and Cry
Posted on: 5/9/19
Word count: 388
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