The Dismal Delusions of the D...

By IRiSEaGLeS

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Don't mess with us, we will Avada your sorry butts! If you don't know, who the F cares. We do. This is my ran... More

I Kid You Not!
Three words
Pumpkin Spice Latte
The Principal's Office
How do you go away???
How to Lose a Therapist in 30 Days.
What Any 'Normal' Person Does at 3am
Need Help!
Christmas List Defined
BLEEPING ROCK!
EaGLe
My Little Red Mom-mobile
Not a Good Day
Why Am I Not Enough?
Little Pink Paper
Little Artist
My Insurance Hates Me
Dashboard Draco
Another week, another headache
You Cannot Convince Me...
In a Nutshell
Again, I Introduce the White-iest, Most First-Worldliest City in America
What is a Budgie?
I will never complain...
Monday-iest Tuesday
A Very Happy UnBirthday To Me
Please Dear Lord Almighty
Football Is Life
I Suck at In-Law-ing
Pass me the alcohol...
Dark place calling me
Opinions Please.
Some of my favorite things
I Could Not Resist
Now, In All Seriousness.
Anyone willing to give me $400?
Everything in 3's....
To Sleep, Therefore to Dream
Christmas Money!
It Must Be Halloween!!
πŸŽƒI've Heard It All - Happy Halloween EditionπŸŽƒ
Why are you not in my size?
Dear Future EX Husband
Add this to the Christmas list.
This week's alcoholic selection
2018 Halloween Costume
I Need to Change My Sleeping Music
Why Do I Always Forget This?
I suck at coffee
'Bonus Year' Celebration
This Week in Drinking Death Eater Alcoholic Recommendations
"A Little Piece of Satan"
Dieting with the Dog
Addicted to Rocks
I have a 'sandwich' named after me!!!!
Snow? Or just a wet butt?
Share Kindness
Please NOT POX!!!
PARADISE FOUND!!
Teacher's Gifts vs More Alcohol?
Uno Mas
Going Ballistic
Only in California
Music....
THEY ARE GONE!
My Mom Knows Me
HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!
What a GREAT Phone Call!
The Past 24 Plus Hours
πŸ–• I'm Done πŸ–•
I Miss LA
I Look Like a Weasley!!!
I am just throwing this out there
A Little Thing That Makes Me Happy
FREEDOM!!!!
My Dear Son...
Dear Insurance Robo-Call
Someone PLEASE Stop Me
I am at this point now, child
Can I wash my eyes out?
Back to Rehab
Finding a Black Dress
California Traffic Defined
Flea F*cking Season
10 Minutes Later
New National Pastime
My BIRTHDAY Wish List.
Guess what I found last night?
I've been a good girl...
The Wand Chooses the Wizard?
At least I have beer
Cinderella Syndrome
Saying Goodbye
LIFE OF AN ONLY CHILD
You've Been Warned
I DON'T Recommend This

Hard Headed Boys!!!

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By IRiSEaGLeS

That was me last night, just with a little more swelling on my bridge.

My kiddo tried to kiss me. Sweet boy he is. But the kid missed. My nose broke. Bleeding, swelling, PAIN! It was the *crunch* that got him though. He knew something was wrong. And boy was it. 

Bleeding while being on blood thinners isn't good. But it did stop pretty quickly. The swelling worried me but even that went down.

Now it isn't the first time my nose broke. Heck I've lost count. One of the last times was kiddo's older brother when he was a toddler in the middle of a temper tantrum and he flew his head back onto my nose. 

Each hurt like $%^#$*&)#*$^*&^)(*&#*$& 

What is the worst part? I wear glasses.

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