Incoming call from Greyson Hollister - Sat, Mar 26, 5:34 AM
"Why?"
"Wow."
"She's my sister!"
"I know."
"You're my best friend!"
"I know!"
"You promised not to mess with her in 6th grade!"
"I know, I know! I won't!"
"What am I supposed to do?"
"I don't know!"
"Greyson?"
"Go to sleep, Sadie."
"You shouldn't whisper yell at her."
"You shouldn't whisper yell at me."
"Wait, are you sleeping in her bed? Already?"
"What no! We're in the living room."
"..."
"..."
"Greyson, I promise I won't hu-"
"If you so much as hurt he-"
"I won't."
"Okay."
"You're a good brother."
"I know."
"..."
"..."
"..."
"I still don't like it."
"Sorry."
"But I kinda knew this was going to happen."
"How."
"Not my story to tell."
"Okay."
"Am I the last one to know?"
" ... I think so."
"I resent that. And you will work off your debt to me in whatever ways I ask for."
"What debt?"
"I'm going to let you date Fel."
"Thank you."
"Take care of her."
"Okay."
"I want Taco Bell on Monday for lunch."
"I hate you but I don't."
"You will be eternally grateful for me."
"Whatever."
"Go to sleep."
"Okay."
"Wait, one more thing."
"Go ahead."
"No. P. D. A."
-beep-
"A man has needs, dude."
"Alex, can I have a glass of water!"
"Get it yourself!"
"You're downstairs!"
"There will be conditions!"
"Get me the goshdarn water!"