Vincent x Reader (Cute New Ni...

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Needing a job to move out your parents house, you took up the night shift for the famous Freddy Fazbears Pizz... More

One-Shot (Pillow Fight)
One-Shot (Till Death Do Us Part)
One-Shot (Cousin)
One-Shot (Dressing For The Occasion)
Library (One-Shot)
A/N: About the next one-shot
One Last Dance (One-shot)
TURKEY DAAAYYYYY!!
Thanksgiving (one-shot)
Reader Pick!
Jealousy (One-Shot)
That Moment (and news!)
War AU
Drabbles
Insomnia
News On Future Updates
I'm Showering Where!?!
Coffee Shop AU
Valentines Day (One-Shot)
Dormitory AU (One-Shot)
Hello Dankness my old friend
Mafia AU (One-Shot)
NEWS! PLEASE READ
Marching Band AU
Soulmate AU
Werewolf AU
Incubus! Vincent AU
Routine (One-shot)
2 In The Morning (One-Shot)
Author's Note
YUS (Author's Note)
PUPPO AND FACE REVEAL POLL
Face Reveal! (im sorry..)
Author's Note (Sorry)
Remedy (One-Shot)
TAG
College AU (Photographer!Reader x Mechanic!Vincent)
College AU Part 2 (Photographer!Reader x Mechanic!Vincent)
I AM NOT DEAD
Fireworks Look Better In Your Eyes (One-Shot)
Firemen and Ice-cream (One-Shot)
Firemen and Ice-Cream {Part 2} (One-Shot)
Suggestions/Open Poll
HNNGG KILL ME GUYS
A/N: Shitstorm of BS
Nightguard Group Chat (Crack!)
Why am i like this?? (Crack!)
The Crew in Different Scenarios (and a serious A/N at the end......)
Goodbyes are Hard (One-Shot and a final farewell)
Hi........
CrAcK!!
Poll! (A/N)
While You Were At Elf Practice I Was Studying A Long Hiatus
Marriage AU (One-Shot)
LOOK AT ALL DOSE CHICKENS!!
CHRIS! IS THAT A WEED!? IM CALLING THE POLICE! (Crack!)
Emotions (Small prompt)
ANOTHER MF POLL!
That Would Be Enough (Hamilton! Song fic/one-shot)
UH MMH WH A T?!
IMPORTANT (Author's note)
Is This Real or Just Another Crush? (Song fic/one-shot)
Art Tag
Story Time
"IM LESBIAN" "I ThOuGhT yOu WeRe AmErIcAn"(ANOTHER FUCKING P O L L)
what the fuCK RICHARD!? (Crack!)
Ill See You Again, Soon (Angst! Oneshot)
Art Dump (Nobody cares lol :,,,)))
💕YOU SO FUCKIN' PRECIOUS WHEN YOU S M I L E💕
TAG/ABBY APPRECIATION I GUESS
IMPORTANT
Greek God/Goddess AU one-shot
'It's been so long-'

My memes may be ironic by my depression is chronic

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By Xx_DankMemeDealer_xX

So there is this app called 'tbh' where people from your school vote on these polls out of four people based on a 'most likely to...' statement. So I'm using the ones I got so you guys get to know me better (also commentary by me because some of these are false).

1: Constantly quotes old vines
•I FUCKING LOVE VINE IF THERE IS A DAY WHERE IM NOT QUOTING ONE ASSUME IT'S A CLONE OR IM D E A D

2: Human mermaid
•I absolutely love swimming/water. I feel like I b e l o n g  there, but I can not swim fast. If there was a shark after me I'd just play dead like a fucking idiot and drown.

3: Pulls the best photo bombs
•I do in fact photo bomb a lot, either I'm dabbing or pulling a double chin there is N O  in between my friend.

4: Can talk their way into getting the wifi password anywhere
•While I definetly CAN kiss ass to get my way sometimes, I have severe social anxiety, so I literally can't ask for anything. If I go to a friend's house I can't even ask for food guys, I  s t a r v e

5: Would save a puppy from a burning building before their sibling
•My brother can be a little fucker sometimes, but this could be a tie. I mean guys, it's a PUPPY.

6: Want their wardrobe
•Either I try or I don't, you can catch me on the street looking like a whole SNACC or like a homeless college student doing meth

7: Always got your back with that #followback
•honestly I'm too much of a nice person sometimes, and I will in fact follow someone who follows me because,,,,,I want them to feel valid???? I don't know I just feel like a bad person when I don't

8: Could fall and make it look natural
•PRACTICE MAKES PERFECT AND I FALL SO F U C K I N G  MUCH. I TRIP ON AIR. I AM ACTUALLY THE MOST CLUMSY PERSON I KNOW. One time I tripped going up the steps and faked like I dropped a contact, people helped me look for it, I don't even wear contacts.

9: Night owl
•This is absolutely 100% true, I am wide awake at night and the equivalent of a sloth during the day. I have that natural high.

10: The person who is wise beyond their years
•I mean,,,,,I like to think I can be wise sometimes but I don't know

11: Always trap you with "omg listen to what I dreamt about last night"
•BITCH YES. I DO THIS SO MUCH IT ISNT EVEN FUNNY, MY DREAMS ARE ALWAYS SO WEIRD AND WILD.

12: Runs a high-quality, members only, exclusive meme page
•THIS PERSON. T H I S  P E R S O N  KNOWS WHAT'S UP

13: Most likely to kill at an open mic
•I try to be funny but half the time it's just cringy, so I don't know man. I always pull a joke out of my ass when things get awkward or quiet, it's just my nature.

14: Definitely going to heaven
•HAHAHAHHAHAHAAAHA,,,,,,,,wait you're serious??? Look at my search history and then say that shit to my face, I constantly say how much I want to die all the time, smut is all in my safari, I've written sin on my other account. I have gay doodles in my sketchbook of a fandom/show based off teenagers in space.....

15: Would take up painting today and paint a masterpiece tomorrow
•jokes on you I got into art when I was a young thing and s t I l l  can't draw worth a shit

16: Wouldn't even be rude to their worst enemy
•'Tis true, I am a bitch but not to your face. I'll smile as you call me shit or spit in my face but the minute you turn around I am planning your downfall b I t ch

17: Waits all year for Girl Scout cookies
•O O f  those Thin Mint™ cookies are the S H I T

18: You can tell anything and they'll never judge
•Aight I am NOT a judgmental person, I am the chilliest person guys. You could tell me you killed thirty people and I'd be like "Cool what's your favorite color?". Everyone of every race, gender, sexuality, etc. is welcome around me, I only hate on someone if their personality is shitty to others, a.k.a those who are fucking homophobic/rude to people just because of who they feel they are on the inside. Some people aren't comfortable in their own skin and wish to be someone other than their body parts, why are you going to spit on them for that?? If you hate on someone for something they can't control you are the asshole my friend, fuck you.

19: Would survive the zombie apocalypse
• I wouldn't, I'd be the dumb bitch who eats out of date icecream that's been unrefrigerated in an abandoned store for weeks and dies because of food poisoning.

20: Most likely to jump out of an airplane without a parachute and still survive
• I get really lucky sometimes, there are moments where I should have gotten hurt but I came out completely unscathed and it terrifies people.

21: Our friendship is nicer then a free Hulu subscription
• O O f

22: The undiscovered artist
•I'm shitty at art but I try

23: The most flexible
•This is a 100% lie. I am most certainly not flexible, the only thing I can do is go into a bridge from a standing position. I can't even touch my fucking toes without my thighs screaming in pain. The only thing flexible is my arms and that is all

24: Best listener
•I can't stress this enough, you could call me at three in the morning and I'd answer the damn phone. I will listen to you speak about your problems for hours without losing interest, I am that one therapy friend who will listen to anything you have to say. I can't tell you guys how many times I've had to talk friends out of suicide, and it is the fucking scariest thing to go through. Please, if you have any problems you want to talk about/vent PLEASE contact me.

25: Never afraid of getting in trouble
•YEET I am a goody-two-shoes motherfuckers and I am ashamed. But I do in fact do stupid shit all the time, but only when there is a low chance of me getting in trouble.

26: Has the cutest freckles
•okay I do have freckles but they are faded, you'd have to be REALLY close to my face in order to see them, and I fucking despise every single one. However, I do have prominent ones on my shoulders and three on my leg in the shape of a triangle (I have been called the anti-Christ because of it/// illuminati confirmed conspiracies)

27: Underestimates their worth
•I have really low self-esteem and it sucks,,,

28: Would get abducted by aliens one day
•Yes,,,please take me

29: Best taste in music
•*faint sound of a g-note in the background* E M O  with a hint of some popular songs that don't sound like absolute trash

30: Could win any staring contest
•Once I focus on one thing such as maybe your nose or something behind your head I can keep my eyes open for hours, I already have a case of dry eye so nothing can h a r m  m e

31: Most likely to be in SNL
•I've never watched Saturday Night Live so I wouldn't know, can someone clarify????

32: So crafty they could build a house
•I once made a tower out of expo markers, marshmallows, and index cards that could hold a textbook, still one of my greatest achievements

33: Would be a really chill parent one day
•Like i said before, I'm a chill person so my child deserves to be whatever/be with whoever the fuck they want. Like, creating a stress-free environment for your child is key. They need to feel comfortable and happy to one day become something great, and I just want them to have the best in life.

34: Could write a user manual on how to befriend every dog in the world
•I LOVE ME A PUPPO AND I WILL PET ANY DOG I COME ACROSS, DOGS ARE SO FUCKING HAPPY 24/7 AND I L O V E  I T

35: The person who would never, every go behind your back
•Once we are friends I've got your back to the day I die, and I take secrets to my grave.

36: Drama Free
•Get that negative shit out of here only gOOD VIBES

37: Always has the biggest smile
•i honestly hate my smile because I hate the smile lines and my entire face wrinkles with it and it's just g r O S S, but I always smile to the point my cheeks hurt because I laugh at literally everything

38: Would sneak something funny into their Senior Quote
•Just these fuckers wait until next year, I'm doing yearbook so they c a n t  S t O p  m e  n O w

39: Sees beauty in things others might not notice
•I look at the tiny details that make up a person and always look for the good in them, because those details are what truly makes up someone's personality. The bigger picture is just a show, the smaller ones show who they REALLY are

40: isn't from the Bay Area but still says hella all the time
•I pick up slang so much that I don't even know wtf kind of monstrosity I am

41: Littest and Fittest
•I can be pretty lit when I let myself go and act like who I really am on the inside. The fittest one is a lie, I don't exercise at all and I constantly eat junk food. Im a fucking stick with no shape whatsoever, I have stretch lines on my inner thighs because of the lack of exercise, and I'm just lazy.

42: The dopest kid on the block
•i don't know how to respond to this one....

43: Never gets stuck in the friend zone
•yeah because I don't have the backbone to ask someone out,,,,because I always feel like I'm never good enough

44: Has the reflexes of a cat
•I will jump five feet in the air if a loud sound spooks me, and I can move like a motherfucking  S q u I r r e l  once chased

45: isn't from the South but says Y'all the most
•I used to have a very thick southern accent because my family is southern and I'm technically from the south. But I trained myself out of it because I don't want be unapproachable because of it. Since southern people are stereotyped as racist homophobes. (Many are but not all of them, don't judge someone because of where they are from please)

46: The heartbreaker
•isn't true at all, can't break a heart you never had. Only dated two guys, one cheated on me and left me for said girl, and the other targeted my insecurities to try and get me to sleep with him (which didn't work because I think my way through things very carefully)

47: Still would get a bouncy house at their B-Day as an adult
•Bouncy houses are a luxury for all ages so shut the fuck up Karen and let me live my life

48: Most likely to overthrow the school
•Not with these anxieties and self-deprecating thoughts honey

49: Best to bring to a party
•I've never been to a REAL party before, but I do get really crazy/insanely funny once sleep deprived so who knows

50: Will write a best-selling book one day
•YEET my writing sucks ass and I can't even come up with my own plot line

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This was useless and many of you probably don't care, so bye I guess????? Do whatever you'd like with this information; start a conversation, plan my death, figure out how to overthrow me in the food chain, I don't really care.

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