The Dismal Delusions of the D...

By IRiSEaGLeS

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Don't mess with us, we will Avada your sorry butts! If you don't know, who the F cares. We do. This is my ran... More

I Kid You Not!
Three words
Pumpkin Spice Latte
The Principal's Office
How do you go away???
How to Lose a Therapist in 30 Days.
What Any 'Normal' Person Does at 3am
Need Help!
Christmas List Defined
BLEEPING ROCK!
EaGLe
My Little Red Mom-mobile
Not a Good Day
Why Am I Not Enough?
Little Pink Paper
Little Artist
My Insurance Hates Me
Dashboard Draco
Another week, another headache
You Cannot Convince Me...
In a Nutshell
Again, I Introduce the White-iest, Most First-Worldliest City in America
What is a Budgie?
I will never complain...
Monday-iest Tuesday
A Very Happy UnBirthday To Me
Please Dear Lord Almighty
Football Is Life
I Suck at In-Law-ing
Pass me the alcohol...
Dark place calling me
Opinions Please.
Some of my favorite things
I Could Not Resist
Now, In All Seriousness.
Anyone willing to give me $400?
Everything in 3's....
To Sleep, Therefore to Dream
Christmas Money!
It Must Be Halloween!!
πŸŽƒI've Heard It All - Happy Halloween EditionπŸŽƒ
Why are you not in my size?
Dear Future EX Husband
Add this to the Christmas list.
This week's alcoholic selection
2018 Halloween Costume
I Need to Change My Sleeping Music
Why Do I Always Forget This?
I suck at coffee
'Bonus Year' Celebration
This Week in Drinking Death Eater Alcoholic Recommendations
"A Little Piece of Satan"
Dieting with the Dog
Addicted to Rocks
I have a 'sandwich' named after me!!!!
Snow? Or just a wet butt?
Share Kindness
Please NOT POX!!!
PARADISE FOUND!!
Teacher's Gifts vs More Alcohol?
Uno Mas
Going Ballistic
Only in California
Music....
THEY ARE GONE!
My Mom Knows Me
HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!
What a GREAT Phone Call!
The Past 24 Plus Hours
πŸ–• I'm Done πŸ–•
I Miss LA
I Look Like a Weasley!!!
I am just throwing this out there
A Little Thing That Makes Me Happy
FREEDOM!!!!
My Dear Son...
Someone PLEASE Stop Me
I am at this point now, child
Can I wash my eyes out?
Back to Rehab
Finding a Black Dress
California Traffic Defined
Flea F*cking Season
10 Minutes Later
New National Pastime
My BIRTHDAY Wish List.
Guess what I found last night?
I've been a good girl...
The Wand Chooses the Wizard?
At least I have beer
Cinderella Syndrome
Hard Headed Boys!!!
Saying Goodbye
LIFE OF AN ONLY CHILD
You've Been Warned
I DON'T Recommend This

Dear Insurance Robo-Call

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By IRiSEaGLeS

First, calling me at the time I have to pick up my kid from school --- not the coolest. But when I see XYZ Health Insurance company calling, I answer.

Then you sentenced me to an almost 10 minute robo-call. UNCOOL.

Then my favorite question 'have you recently received a new prescription?' In the last week I have had my 2 monthly prescriptions refilled, a pain management medication refilled, a new allergy medication, a new anti-depressant, and a Z-pack.

All in A WEEK!

Now please be a little more specific as to what 'new prescription' you are talking about, especially when talking about a long term prescription... The allergy one is going to probably be a life-time prescription too.

Luckily about halfway through I figured you were calling about the anti-depressant. Got it. Now your call makes more sense.

Still dealing with having to yell "YES!" and "No!" for almost 10 minutes, my neighbors must think there is a reason for the new medication beyond the fact that I can't do about half of what I normally do and my dad is pretty much dying...

Yeah, I have ZERO reason to be depressed. I am just trying to stop a possible runaway train here. 

Instead I got a dumb robot calling me.

After I spent the morning in the hospital. And from what the ultrasound tech said, my leg looks like I recently had surgery. (The actual place I had the ultrasound today, wayyyy too pretty...)

Nope just a fight with the dishwasher where the dishwasher won.

And nope, not pregnant... the U/S tech was looking for a blood clot because I have a pain in my leg that no one can discern. FUN... more 'ologists' in my future.

So when I came home, finally got the dog calmed down, and laid down for a short nap before getting the boy -- your robo-call was the worst timing in HISTORY.

Goodnight.... I'm having my wine early and going to sleep. Daddy can deal with the boy tonight.

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