Do you get warning labels on champagne or sparkling wine corks. I need to take a picture of that one, because it shocked even me.
People complain when you paint happy messages on rocks. Because it is bad for the environment.
It's less than 60* and the dog (a boxer, terrier, shepherd mix) is hiding under the covers.
You get overly excited to get your car washed. Then you realize the dirt is on the inside of the windows. (Navy planes and helicopter exhaust creates a grey goo that sticks to anything).
You dodge a freaking crane - a bird that is - that won't move from the middle of a state highway. Because it has the right of way... As do the ducks in town.
Some other 'Only in California' things:
Mine: Phil Mickelson, professional golfer. 5 years ahead of me.
Infamous celebrity: Scott Petersen, killed Lacey Petersen when she was pregnant with their son Connor. 2 years ahead of me and asked me out about 10 times when I first got to the school. CREEPY BACK THEN!
Really??? Who has one and what does it contain?
They're missing at least one "Uggs paired with short shorts while watching your child's Christmas performance at a 5 star hotel" outfit.
And not enough Lularoe leggings with Uggs.
Mine's only $550k right now... But give us a couple decades and it will be beachfront property and worth well over a million. My parent's 2 bedroom 2 bath CONDO is well over a million.
And we are one of the few states that measures distance in minutes (or hours if you have to go through LA or Orange Counties). For example from my house to the middle of nowhere, aka Fresno, it takes a minimum of 10 hours (LA and OC traffic). But it can take as much as 12-14 hours. And F Caltrans when they decide to do road repairs in the middle of rush hour!!!
And you probably can accurately guess what the richter scale is going to say in midst of the quake. And you don't feel anything below a 4.0.
^^^^^^ OH YEAH BABY!!!! And Tommy's Burgers with the chili... And this is the most wonderful time of the year - TAMALE SEASON!
But then again, you get pictures like this almost every day. Boy on his beach.