The Dismal Delusions of the D...

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I Kid You Not!
Three words
Pumpkin Spice Latte
The Principal's Office
How do you go away???
How to Lose a Therapist in 30 Days.
What Any 'Normal' Person Does at 3am
Need Help!
Christmas List Defined
BLEEPING ROCK!
EaGLe
My Little Red Mom-mobile
Not a Good Day
Why Am I Not Enough?
Little Pink Paper
Little Artist
My Insurance Hates Me
Dashboard Draco
Another week, another headache
You Cannot Convince Me...
In a Nutshell
Again, I Introduce the White-iest, Most First-Worldliest City in America
What is a Budgie?
I will never complain...
Monday-iest Tuesday
A Very Happy UnBirthday To Me
Please Dear Lord Almighty
Football Is Life
I Suck at In-Law-ing
Pass me the alcohol...
Dark place calling me
Opinions Please.
Some of my favorite things
I Could Not Resist
Now, In All Seriousness.
Anyone willing to give me $400?
Everything in 3's....
To Sleep, Therefore to Dream
Christmas Money!
It Must Be Halloween!!
πŸŽƒI've Heard It All - Happy Halloween EditionπŸŽƒ
Why are you not in my size?
Dear Future EX Husband
Add this to the Christmas list.
This week's alcoholic selection
2018 Halloween Costume
I Need to Change My Sleeping Music
Why Do I Always Forget This?
I suck at coffee
'Bonus Year' Celebration
This Week in Drinking Death Eater Alcoholic Recommendations
"A Little Piece of Satan"
Addicted to Rocks
I have a 'sandwich' named after me!!!!
Snow? Or just a wet butt?
Share Kindness
Please NOT POX!!!
PARADISE FOUND!!
Teacher's Gifts vs More Alcohol?
Uno Mas
Going Ballistic
Only in California
Music....
THEY ARE GONE!
My Mom Knows Me
HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!
What a GREAT Phone Call!
The Past 24 Plus Hours
πŸ–• I'm Done πŸ–•
I Miss LA
I Look Like a Weasley!!!
I am just throwing this out there
A Little Thing That Makes Me Happy
FREEDOM!!!!
My Dear Son...
Dear Insurance Robo-Call
Someone PLEASE Stop Me
I am at this point now, child
Can I wash my eyes out?
Back to Rehab
Finding a Black Dress
California Traffic Defined
Flea F*cking Season
10 Minutes Later
New National Pastime
My BIRTHDAY Wish List.
Guess what I found last night?
I've been a good girl...
The Wand Chooses the Wizard?
At least I have beer
Cinderella Syndrome
Hard Headed Boys!!!
Saying Goodbye
LIFE OF AN ONLY CHILD
You've Been Warned
I DON'T Recommend This

Dieting with the Dog

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By IRiSEaGLeS

I have given up. The doctors are saying that I have to lose weight, but I can't exercise like I used to. Heck I am not even cleared for exercise period. And then there is the sun issue...

So it is dieting for me with virtual non-exercise.

And I am not the only one in the house that needs to diet. Husband does worse than I do (his health is seriously affected by his weight, but he just complains instead of taking care of it). And the dog is chub butt. Since my husband won't help me, the dog and I are going to be on a diet.

Now yesterday, I was looking at the menu board of Crazy Chicken, and found something I honestly could live off of. It will be my fast food go to now.

And today I got a couple of fitness trackers - one that includes exercises and one that does caloric intake - and I logged in everything. Exercise for me sucks, but there are stability and strength that I can do. I was looking at the 'reduction in calories' that I needed to do to lose weight... 1900 fewer calories.

Ok self... how do I go about that?

I looked at breakfast. 2 coffees (don't even try to tell me otherwise) and a protein smoothie at 400 calories. Not bad.
Lunch yogurt and a biscuit (ok I didn't need the biscuit but it was calling me). 350 calories. Yeah no biscuit for me...
Dinner... argh!!! Luckily my frozen dinner is 450 calories. 

I might actually make this work. I need more of the protein shakes, but my medication didn't make me sick with just that. And I didn't faint.

So let's see how tomorrow goes with adding some mild exercises.

Wish me luck. Especially with Thanksgiving next week. Why am I doing this to myself?

Yeah that will be me next week. 

Good news is, the inlaws are NOT COMING! I repeat THE INLAWS FROM HELL ARE NOT COMING UNTIL (ugh) CHRISTMAS!!! 

^^^^ Reason 20,873,428,736 I don't have a trainer.

****Grateful I can't exercise yet****

And last but not least, if someone doesn't grow up from his man-child routine this is the next diet that I'm going on...

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