The Dismal Delusions of the D...

By IRiSEaGLeS

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I Kid You Not!
Three words
Pumpkin Spice Latte
The Principal's Office
How do you go away???
How to Lose a Therapist in 30 Days.
What Any 'Normal' Person Does at 3am
Need Help!
Christmas List Defined
BLEEPING ROCK!
EaGLe
My Little Red Mom-mobile
Not a Good Day
Why Am I Not Enough?
Little Pink Paper
Little Artist
My Insurance Hates Me
Dashboard Draco
Another week, another headache
You Cannot Convince Me...
In a Nutshell
Again, I Introduce the White-iest, Most First-Worldliest City in America
What is a Budgie?
I will never complain...
Monday-iest Tuesday
A Very Happy UnBirthday To Me
Please Dear Lord Almighty
Football Is Life
I Suck at In-Law-ing
Pass me the alcohol...
Dark place calling me
Opinions Please.
Some of my favorite things
I Could Not Resist
Anyone willing to give me $400?
Everything in 3's....
To Sleep, Therefore to Dream
Christmas Money!
It Must Be Halloween!!
πŸŽƒI've Heard It All - Happy Halloween EditionπŸŽƒ
Why are you not in my size?
Dear Future EX Husband
Add this to the Christmas list.
This week's alcoholic selection
2018 Halloween Costume
I Need to Change My Sleeping Music
Why Do I Always Forget This?
I suck at coffee
'Bonus Year' Celebration
This Week in Drinking Death Eater Alcoholic Recommendations
"A Little Piece of Satan"
Dieting with the Dog
Addicted to Rocks
I have a 'sandwich' named after me!!!!
Snow? Or just a wet butt?
Share Kindness
Please NOT POX!!!
PARADISE FOUND!!
Teacher's Gifts vs More Alcohol?
Uno Mas
Going Ballistic
Only in California
Music....
THEY ARE GONE!
My Mom Knows Me
HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!
What a GREAT Phone Call!
The Past 24 Plus Hours
πŸ–• I'm Done πŸ–•
I Miss LA
I Look Like a Weasley!!!
I am just throwing this out there
A Little Thing That Makes Me Happy
FREEDOM!!!!
My Dear Son...
Dear Insurance Robo-Call
Someone PLEASE Stop Me
I am at this point now, child
Can I wash my eyes out?
Back to Rehab
Finding a Black Dress
California Traffic Defined
Flea F*cking Season
10 Minutes Later
New National Pastime
My BIRTHDAY Wish List.
Guess what I found last night?
I've been a good girl...
The Wand Chooses the Wizard?
At least I have beer
Cinderella Syndrome
Hard Headed Boys!!!
Saying Goodbye
LIFE OF AN ONLY CHILD
You've Been Warned
I DON'T Recommend This

Now, In All Seriousness.

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By IRiSEaGLeS

My youngest has had a bad hand dealt to him. 

I have mentioned that he has ASD (Autism Spectrum Disorder), and joy to me he is at that 'it gets worse before it gets better' stage. And worse it is...

But in honor of the upcoming holiday - Halloween - I will give you the horror story.

My son also has Eosinophilic (ee-uh-sin-uh-fil-ik) esophagitis - commonly abbreviated to EoE. At the end I'll include some links so that you can read up on this, but here is our story.

Poor kid was projectile vomiting since he pretty much started eating solid foods. Yep. It wasn't reflux, no that would be easy. This is full on Linda Blair in The Exorcist projectile vomiting. Two or three times a day every day of the week.

We would be in the doctor's office at least 2 - 3 times a month, when it got really bad. They would monitor his weight, and at a couple points he wasn't gaining.

We saw a number of specialists.

He had 3 biopsies of his throat.

And he is a special case study.

Usually you have the issue in one or maybe two parts of your throat with this. Nope. He has it in his upper, mid, and lower esophagus. 

Better yet, they couldn't tell what was making him sick since the normal allergens weren't it.

So I had a food journal to keep for months. Then Christmas came, and we were making ornaments as a family. He had the worst allergic reaction I ever saw. We rushed him to the hospital after the epi pen didn't even seem to help.

He's allergic to cinnamon.

He can't go to Target, Trader Joe's, Spouts (a regional version of Whole Foods that doesn't take all your paycheck), Starbucks, or anywhere else that has cinnamon everywhere until about January when it disappears.

He's been really good about asking if something has cinnamon in it, because in first grade a kid shared his snack.
I got the call from the nurse. In the bathroom at Starbucks. While waiting for the last Pumpkin Spice Frap I've ever had.

He not just vomited, he hit the kid sitting across the table, and across the aisle at the next table with it.

I came in to a bunch of first and second graders with their eyes bulging out and mulitple versions of 'he threw up EVERYWHERE!'

But after he did it, my son knowing pretty much what it was, went to the wall and got all the paper towels he could and started cleaning it up.

On the plus side, he hasn't had an episode since. And his doctor thinks it is hilarious that I say he has 'Exorcist vomit'. 

And a side note: I went to Catholic school and at one point the priest who assisted in the actual exorcism came to speak to us. Too much of it is true. Which is more upsetting to me.

Now if ever I need a priest, please let it be one like him (necessary eye candy shot):

Links on EoE:

http://www.aaaai.org/conditions-and-treatments/related-conditions/eosinophilic-esophagitis

https://www.mayoclinic.org/diseases-conditions/eosinophilic-esophagitis/basics/definition/con-20035681

http://apfed.org/about-ead/egids/eoe/

https://rarediseases.org/rare-diseases/eosinophilic-esophagitis/

And where my son was diagnosed by Dr Dohil:
https://www.rchsd.org/programs-services/gastroenterology-hepatology-nutrition/services/eosinophilic-gastrointestinal-disorders-clinic/

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