The Dismal Delusions of the Drinking Death Eater

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Don't mess with us, we will Avada your sorry butts! If you don't know, who the F cares. We do. This is my random ramblings to keep my sanity in a wor...

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BLEEPING ROCK!

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By IRiSEaGLeS

I am still looking for that blasted Slytherin rock. Not at the Library - though I got a nice one there. Not at the police station - I got one there.

I need this bloody rock. My husband doesn't get it.

Fuck it. I'm pulling up a map...

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