It is currently 3 in the morning as I'm writing this, I have school registration tomorrow and actual school the day after that so I'm fUCKING DEPRESSED!! THE REASON IM AWAKE IS THANKS TO A FANFIC CALLED 'Dare To Fall' AND ITS A KLANCE FIC I READ IT ALL IN ONE DAY AND IM SOBBING!! It was beautiful but so fucking angsty and sad just UUUUGGGH
Anyway have this crack chapter that is literally just my sleep deprived brain running on my burning hatred for life at the moment
Username List
MikeShit- Mike
JereMeme- Jeremy
EatMyGrapes- Vincent
FoodIsLyfe- Fritz
ScootiePootie- Scott
FuckYouAll- You
'MikeShit' created "Fazbear Fuckers"
'MikeShit' added 'EatMyGrapes', 'FoodIsLyfe', 'JereMeme', 'ScootiePootie', 'FuckYouAll' to the chat
MikeShit: what up assholes??????
EatMyGrapes: my dick ;)
ScootiePootie: I don't know what the fuck this is but I'm disgusted.....
JereMeme: Mike what even is your username????¿
MikeShit: a clever play on words ofc
FoodIsLyfe: lol another group chat that will inevitably make me lose faith in humanity
JereMeme: lol what dick?????🙃
MikeShit: SHADE
FuckYouAll: guys it is literally two in the morning what the hell are you fucking doing???
FuckYouAll: nvm I scrolled up and now I'm intrigued
EatMyGrapes: The dick your mum was getting last night
JereMeme: I was wondering why she was so bitchy this morning, apparently you stuck her up the ass cause that's how she's acting
FoodIsLyfe: cHoKiNg
MikeShit: fUcK
FuckYouAll: Jeremy has no filter wtf aren't you supposed to be a smol bby????
ScootiePootie: The only thing Vincent's dick has been in is his hand ffs
EatMyGrapes: :((((((((
EatMyGrapes: I hate you guys so much
MikeShit: well I h8 my lyfe and you don't see me bitchin about it
JereMeme: lol same
FuckYouAll: I s2g I will kill you all if you don't stfu
ScootiePootie: lol can I be first????
FoodIsLyfe: why are all of you so eDgY
EatMyGrapes: ^^^^
FuckYouAll: prbly cause I can't sLEEP
EatMyGrapes: I'll help you get to sleep ;)))))
MikeShit: all you gotta do is start talking about yourself that will surely put anyone to sleep
FuckYouAll: id rather suffer
ScootiePootie: I'm always suffering what do you meme????
ScootiePootie: *mean
JereMeme: Meme
MikeShit: MEME
EatMyGrapes: MeMe
FuckYouAll: MEME
FoodIsLyfe: oh shit you have no idea what you just started
MikeShit: *sent a picture*
JereMeme: nnnOOOOOOOO
FuckYouAll: that meme is so dank why tf would you do that???
FoodIsLyfe: is that the a fucking Kermit meme I see?????
EatMyGrapes: your meme game is weak
MikeShit: well I heard that your pull out game is weak but thats none of my business¿¿¿
JereMeme: ooooHHHHHHH
FoodIsLyfe: I'm already contacting SeaWorld to dump your salty ass in with the whales
EatMyGrapes: kys Fritz
FoodIsLyfe: looolllll I'm already dead on the inside
JereMeme: ^^^^^
MikeShit: ^^^^^^^^
ScootiePootie: you're all salty ass hoes bye
'ScootiePootie' has left the chat
MikeShit: awe hell nah
'MikeShit' has added 'ScootiePootie' to the chat
MikeShit: welcome to hell bitch
ScootiePootie: I crave death
FuckYouAll: I crave the blood of my enemies but all I got is coffee
JereMeme: close enough
EatMyGrapes: *sent a picture*
FuckYouAll: wtf that looks like my window?????
FuckYouAll: how the hell did you get a picture of my window
JereMeme: lol is that a supernatural sticker I see on the window???????
FoodIsLyfe: I s2g if one more person says the word window
ScootiePootie: window
FoodIsLyfe: TrIgGeReD
FuckYouAll: VINCENT WTF ARE YOU DOING OUTSIDE MY HOUSE??????????
EatMyGrapes: well currently crouching in the bushes
EatMyGrapes: do you own a cat????
FuckYouAll: no?????????????
EatMyGrapes: nvm it's a raccoon
JereMeme: *Mike
MikeShit: are you calling me a raccoon?????
JereMeme: well I ain't calling you Beyoncé now am I???
ScootiePootie: don't bring Beyoncé into this she's a queen
FoodIsLyfe: are we going to ignore the fact Vincent is literally outside Y/N's window at two in the morning
EatMyGrapes: hello from the other side
FuckYouAll: *sent a video*
JereMeme: did you throw a sandal at him!?!😂
MikeShit: wtf was he literally singing Adele
ScootiePootie: basic
EatMyGrapes: says the white girl^^^
ScootiePootie: you drink StarBucks don't even play boi
EatMyGrapes: she just shut the window on my face and closed the curtains
FuckYouAll: I hope you freeze to death you lil bitch
MikeShit: lolllll I'll make sure to draw a penis on your forehead at your funeral
FoodIsLyfe: I just drove by Y/N's on my way home from McDonalds and Vincent is literally hanging from her window sill
MikeShit: desperate af
JereMeme: smh
MikeShit: wait wtf are you doing at a McDonald's this late??????
FoodIsLyfe: eating ofc what else would I be doing???????
JereMeme: sometimes I go to McDonald's to worship Satan so
ScootiePootie: why would you worship yourself that is just selfish
FuckYouAll: ^^^^relatable
FuckYouAll: I just opened my curtain and almost pissed myself
FuckYouAll: There was a crunching sound so I figured Vincent was leaving, but no I look out to see him and Fritz eating chips below my window
FoodIsLyfe: open up if you want some
EatMyGrapes: ^you want some fuck??
JereMeme: ^^becky lemme smash, pls
MikeShit: ^no Ron, go find Becky
FoodIsLyfe: ^swigitty swooty
FuckYouAll: kys
FuckYouAll: I just opened my window and Vincent jumped in, Fritz turned around and naruto ran away
FuckYouAll: *sent a video*
MikeShit: did he dab???
JereMeme: he fucking did you dank lil shit
FoodIsLyfe: have fun you two ;)))))))))
FoodIsLyfe: look in the chip bag
EatMyGrapes: I nearly died and all Y/N does is laugh
EatMyGrapes: conniving bitch
FuckYouAll: first of all eat a dick Vincent, second wHAT THE FUCK FRITZ
MikeShit: what was in it??????
FuckYouAll: *sent a picture*
JereMeme: are those condoms😂
FoodIsLyfe: fuck yeah they are
MikeShit: *insert Lenny face*
FuckYouAll: hey Vincent Fritz was nice enough to bring you clothes, yknow, cause your a dick
EatMyGrapes: I have a dick ;))))))))))
JereMeme: *crippling depression
EatMyGrapes: well...that too but
MikeShit: all around me are familiar faces
ScootiePootie: I'm just lurking at this point can I leave???
MikeShit: no
ScootiePootie: try me bitch
FuckYouAll: *sent a video*
FuckYouAll: he fell down the fUCKING STEPS
JereMeme: well looks like your depression isn't the only thing crippling now
MikeShit: ^im going to hell for laughing
EatMyGrapes: I think I broke something
FuckYouAll: you mean besides my will to live????
ScootiePootie: ^^^^
JereMeme: but fr is he okay?????
FuckYouAll: hold on I'll check when I'm done laughing
FuckYouAll: okay I'm good
MikeShit: I'm still laughing and I'm not even there
FuckYouAll: I got to the bottom of the steps and he acted like he was passed out and when I went to lean down and see if he was still breathing the bitch licked my nose
EatMyGrapes: *sent a video*
EatMyGrapes: I locked her out of her room, she was chasing me
FuckYouAll: OPEN MY DOOR BITCH
JereMeme: looollllll just fuck already
MikeShit: ^^^^^
FoodIsLyfe:^^^
ScootiePootie:^^^^
EatMyGrapes: oh shit she got the door oskjxbdhjejsjdbhdjdbsbbvvhsjshdggx
EatMyGrapes: kfodbehahavjendhssnsjehdid
FoodIsLyfe: lol did you die?????
JereMeme: RIP you scrub ass bitch
MikeShit: bye bitch
ScootiePootie: yo I think she actually killed him they haven't responded in a while
FoodIsLyfe: are you guys fucking or????????????
FuckYouAll: no!!!
FuckYouAll: he jumped out my window you nasty fuckers
EatMyGrapes: well if that was an option I'll be back in five seconds ;)))))))
FuckYouAll: yeah you probably would cum in that amount of time too lol
EatMyGrapes: ;(((((((
JereMeme: S H A D E
MikeShit: G E T R E K T
ScootiePootie: y'all are wild bye
FuckYouAll: I'm going to bed, hope you get attacked by that raccoon Vincent
JereMeme: I'm going to bed too, I'm slowly slipping into insanity
MikeShit: SAME but I'm already insane so
FuckYouAll: ft tho you guys stfu I'm going to bed
EatMyGrapes: K
FuckYouAll: I SWEAR
EatMyGrapes: srry goodnight princess<3
I have a feeling I will wake up and end up regretting this but OH WELL THIS WAS A TRAINWRECK, ENJOY MY CRAZY 3 A.M THOUGHTS
Btw I might make this a series type thing if you guys want, just a few playful crack chapters to make you either cringe or laugh