Star Wars Joins Facebook

By TreyKenobi

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Star Wars joins Facebook.... What can go wrong? More

Anakin Joins Facebook.
All The Ladies Love Obi-Wan.
The Solo Hunt.
Jabba The Wannabe YouTube Star.
Angry Birds.
Luke and The Wampa.
The Wrecking Ball.
Ice cream On Hoth.
The Rebels Join Facebook.
The Ani-Clone.
Selfie War.
Cartr Carum and Elx Condour join Facebook!?
Pre Vizla's Ghost.
Batsnips Appears.
Thanksgiving Special.
Kill Da Goat.
The Force Awakens.
April Fools Day.
The Easter Tauntaun.
Chewie. We're Home.
Bounty Hunter Party.
The Ultimate Playlist.
Elx Rejoins Facebook!?
The Netflix Obsession
Guardians Of The Galaxy
The Skywalker Family Christmas
New Years Update/ Warning
Father Of The Year
Hi I'm Matt.
The Valentines Day Special
The Farwell Chapter.

Name Swap?

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Fives posted a picture.

Spirit of Hardcase likes this.

Comments:

Fives: R.I.P Brother, You sacrificed yourself for the Republic.

Spirit of Hardcase: I WISH I WAS STILL ALIVE :( :'(

Trooper Jesse: Hardcase! I miss your attitude!

Spirit of Hardcase: I miss saying "TIME TO LOCK AND LOAD." :'(

Spirit of Echo: Do y'all not miss me?

Spirit of Hevy: Or me?

Commander Colt: Hey! I died too!

Spirit of Ehco: So, you where killed so easily...

Spirit of Hevy: Yeah at least out up a fight.

Commander Colt: Excuse me, you weren't there. So be quiet.

Spirit of Hevy: Right, but I watched it on the tv in clone heaven.

Commander Colt: Clone Heaven? Why am I not there?

Spirit of Hardcase: You didn't do anything heroic...

Commander Colt: :( :'(

-*-

Count Dooku posted: Sorry for not being on, I GOT HACKED!!! I took care of it though :) -Feeling Victorious.

Nute Gunray, Jango Fett, and five others like this .

Comments:

Jango Fett: How did you get it back?

Count Dooku: Oh... Well. I tracked him down and cut him up into a million pieces.

Nute Gunray: Um, you killed one of the guys on my ship... It was a joke.

Count Dooku: It wasn't funny! And I'm not sorry.

Nute Gunray: O_O

Count Dooku: That's right.

-*-

Nute Gunray posted: Hehe, Dooku here! I hacked Nute!

Jango Fett, Darth Maul, and Darth Vader like this.

Darth Maul: CHANGE HIS NAME!!!

Darth Vader: What he said! ^

Nute is dead: How is this?

Darth Vader: Comon. Try harder.

Nute is dead: Fine.

*five minutes later*

Nute Poopyhead: How is this ?:3

Darth Vader: Is this youngling school?

Nute Poopyhead: :/ I'm not good at this.

Darth Maul: I can tell.

-*-

Darth Cake posted a picture!

500 + like this.

Comments:

Darth Cake: It's national change your name day!

Miley Cyrus: I changed my name and picture !

Anakitten Skystalker: Snips? Are you Miley Cyrus?

Batsnips: No.... I'm right here.

Anakitten Skystalker: Padme? Is that you?

Perfume and Pancakes: No, I'm here honey.

Anakitten: Alright, Perfume.

Anakitten: NO, NO, NO, YOU BETTER NOT BE LEIA! I WILL GROUND YOU FOREVER.

Pew Pew Pew: No dad, I'm right here.

Anakitten Skystalker: MILEY CYRUS TELL US WHO YOU ARE.

Miley Cyrus: ....

Perfume and Pancakes: LUKE?

Indiana Luke: No mom.

Batsnips: Obi-Wan?

Indiana Kenobi: No guys. Luke and I are hunting waffles, we ain't got time to be Miley Curus.

Anakitten Skystalker: OH MAH GOD. I AM TIRED OF THIS.

-*-

Anakitten Skystalker has blocked Miley Cyrus.

-*-

*day later*

-*-

R2-D2 posted: Yay! Name back to normal, but why had Anakin blocked me?

Derp likes this.

Comments:

Anakin Skywalker: Wait, your Miley Cyrus?

R2-D2: Yes :3

Anakin Skywalker: Let me guess, you came in like a wrecking ball.

R2-D2: I'm about to:3

-*-

To be continued.

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Oh my, you know this is funny when you crack yourself up.

And these nicknames came from Instagram! well most of them.

Indiana Luke- @Lukeskywalkersw

Indiana Kenobi- @Jedi_master_kenobi (Me :D)

Anakitten Skystalker- Jedi_knight_anakin

Batsnips- @Ahsokaxtano

And the others are made up :P

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