Ask Magnus Chase and Friends

By MessyTheAuthor

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Hi, I'm Magnus. My friends and I answer some questions for you guys. Have fun reading about us doing and say... More

Let's start asking some questions.
Will Solace?
Accurate movies? I think not.
Feel free to ask. Anything.
...Blitzstone...
The Stolls? Just...no.
Magnus Makes a Totally Unrelated Announcement
Packaging Magnus and Sam off to Love Island?
Bro-fives and Teletubbies. Oh yeah, godly parent question too.
Mother Hearth and His Annoying Children
Annoying Siblings, True Statements, and Favorite Norse God
Annabeth, Please, Stop Making Me Look Like a Lazy Douche.
Blue's the New, Gods, No, Please.
Magnus Rants About Evil Pigeons, and Sam's SO Done.
BONUS CHAPTER: Lightning Round Q&A With The Sam & Magnus
Getcher' Dares In Quick, Folks, There's Only 5 Spots!
DARE #1: Jack---> Prove Your Awesomeness.
DARE 2: Samirah--->Do The Impossible.
Dare 3: Annabeth---> Recite the adventures of your fish-boyfriend
"---> Do The Impossible" The Sequel: FACE PERCY'S WRATH
OH MY FUDGING GODS. 1K READS.
"The Swagassiest Dynamic Duo Around,"
Sass-o-meters, Sarcastic-o-meter, and Gay-o-meters.
Magnus Is Flustered and Author-Chan is Amused.
Beauty Sleep, Shrugs, and Sexuality Talks.
Magnus's Useless Talent and Locking Blitzstone in Rooms.
Author's Note
Magnus and His Truly Intriguing Love Life
QUESTIONS/ONE-SHOTS CLOSED 'FOR A WHILE'
A Waste Of Space? (Blitzstone One-Shot)
"In Which Sam Tries Not To Screw Up a Date With Amir,"
Ask Box Open!
Prejudices and "Enjoy Your Century Long Stay!"
Jinxes, Sam's Confirmation, and Cyclops Brides?
No Mentioning Mom, Magnus is Queasy, and Blitzstone Gets Some Love.
Magnus Teaches Us About Stuff, Fluffy Bunnies, and 'That Cold World'.
Using Protection, Jefferchase, and Magnus Hates His Empty Cup Family.
Dare 4---> Thor is Low-Key The Worst, and Star Wars References Much?
Crappy Comics, Magnus The Artist, and Painting Nails
Charming Best Friend's Boyfriend's, and Levi Miller as Pan
"Magnus Chase Does Not Simply 'Blush',"
A Chapter Creatively Disguised As Something Other Than A Boring A/N
Mallory WTF-That Ain't Stealthy, Kiss Already, Jefferchase The Sequel.
Knuckleheads, Mallory's Spotlight, and Being The Shield Sis.
Jacktide, The Perils of Calculus Homework, and Consistent Trainwrecks.
Screw Growth Mindsets, Samirah is Bilbo, and Now We're Stressed Out
"I Love You, Sammy," (A Sam and Loki bonding one-shot.)
Single Old Cat Ladies, Completely Serious Sam, and Why Coffee?
"It Was Quick Thinking!" (A Blitzstone one-shot)
This Is The Point Where You Say, "wtf messy,"
Kurt Cobain, Falafel Dates, Soccer, and All Of That Random Stuff
Well Hello There, Are You Dead?
Just A Little Falafel, A Bucket, and Screw Thank You's
Hunding /Told/ Helgi, Magnus's Hairbrush, and Squeaky Arrows.
Stop Touching Magnus's Hair, Anna Bananna, and Swifties.
Drinking from Heidrun? Life References, and Angry Squirrels.
Norse Kids, Almighty Apollo In A Green Polo, and Crappy Haikus.
Questions For You Lovely Readers.
Phil and Steve, Maggie Says No, And Jacktide Action.
Samir, Not Enough Coffee, and Sneaky Gods
Why Have The Fates Made Magnus so Oblivious? (imagine)
Fierrochase, 'They're Cute', and Evil Matchmakers.
• MCGA CONTEST •
• MCGA CONTEST ENTRIES •
Rainbows and Sunshine, Modest Singing, and Troye Sivan
• MCGA CONTEST WINNERS •
Scary Movie Cuddles, Slimy Pasta, and Scared Maggie
Dangerous Amounts of Cuteness, Jealous Blitz, and 'Privacy'
Pro-tip: Do Not Invite Jack To Fanfiction-Reading Time (ft. Nico)
Messy Takes Over, The Sequel
Alex Isn't PG-13, Fashion Lady, and Don't Mess With Magnus's Books
"I'll Kill Them Again," (Fierrochase One-Shot)
Sam Can't Blackmail, and Someone Please Hide Magpunzel
Happy Birthday Magnus Chase! (one-shot)
the final author's note

Weddings, Magnus The Sleepyhead, and 'He's Fine'.

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OfficialBookOwl asks: OOOOOOHHHHH!!!!!!!! I GOT ONE!!!! For hearthstone: When's the wedding, what colors and I'm invited right? And if none of you have proposed....*throws rings at both* HERE!!!!!

Blitzen: Well, kid. We haven't got engaged yet, but whenever we do, I'll make sure it's one of the best weddings ever. Thanks for the rings.

Hearth: *rolls eyes affectionately* Blitzen, are you even trying to deny the fact that we're certainly getting married according to the asker.

Blitzen: *pulls fake shocked face* Does that mean we're not getting married?

Hearth: *blushes a bright green* Oh gods. Blitzen, you can be such a flirt sometimes.

Blitzen: *chuckles lightheartedly*

Magnus: Ha, gay.

Samirah: Uh, Magnus, are you talking to yourself again?

Magnus: Maybe.

Samirah: Oh no. Are you doing the five-word response thing again? I really hope you aren't.

Magnus: *yawns, then slumps forwards as he slowly droops his eyes down*

Samirah: *grabs Magnus's shoulders to avoid him from falling then snaps loudly* Magnus.

Magnus: *looks up groggily, then blinks a few times* Huh?

Samirah: ...how much hours of sleep did you get last night?

Magnus: *yawns again before responding* Three?

Samirah: You're impossible. What were you doing for the whole night? Oh, no, no, no.

Magnus: *collapses promptly on the floor in front of Sam, then curls up into a fetal position*

Samirah: Do you guys know?

Blitzen: No idea.

Hearth: Did he pass out?

Sam: *nudges Magnus's head with her boot* Nope. He's just sleeping. Weird. I wonder why..

*in the hall*

Mallory: Do you think daring Magnus to not sleep the whole night was a good idea?

Halfborn: Probably not.

Mallory: Should we check up on him or something?

Halfborn: Nah. He's fine.

Mallory: You're probably right.

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