Ask Magnus Chase and Friends

By MessyTheAuthor

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Hi, I'm Magnus. My friends and I answer some questions for you guys. Have fun reading about us doing and say... More

Let's start asking some questions.
Will Solace?
Accurate movies? I think not.
Feel free to ask. Anything.
...Blitzstone...
The Stolls? Just...no.
Magnus Makes a Totally Unrelated Announcement
Packaging Magnus and Sam off to Love Island?
Bro-fives and Teletubbies. Oh yeah, godly parent question too.
Mother Hearth and His Annoying Children
Annoying Siblings, True Statements, and Favorite Norse God
Annabeth, Please, Stop Making Me Look Like a Lazy Douche.
Blue's the New, Gods, No, Please.
Magnus Rants About Evil Pigeons, and Sam's SO Done.
BONUS CHAPTER: Lightning Round Q&A With The Sam & Magnus
Getcher' Dares In Quick, Folks, There's Only 5 Spots!
DARE #1: Jack---> Prove Your Awesomeness.
DARE 2: Samirah--->Do The Impossible.
Dare 3: Annabeth---> Recite the adventures of your fish-boyfriend
"---> Do The Impossible" The Sequel: FACE PERCY'S WRATH
OH MY FUDGING GODS. 1K READS.
"The Swagassiest Dynamic Duo Around,"
Sass-o-meters, Sarcastic-o-meter, and Gay-o-meters.
Magnus Is Flustered and Author-Chan is Amused.
Beauty Sleep, Shrugs, and Sexuality Talks.
Magnus's Useless Talent and Locking Blitzstone in Rooms.
Author's Note
Magnus and His Truly Intriguing Love Life
QUESTIONS/ONE-SHOTS CLOSED 'FOR A WHILE'
A Waste Of Space? (Blitzstone One-Shot)
"In Which Sam Tries Not To Screw Up a Date With Amir,"
Ask Box Open!
Prejudices and "Enjoy Your Century Long Stay!"
Jinxes, Sam's Confirmation, and Cyclops Brides?
No Mentioning Mom, Magnus is Queasy, and Blitzstone Gets Some Love.
Magnus Teaches Us About Stuff, Fluffy Bunnies, and 'That Cold World'.
Using Protection, Jefferchase, and Magnus Hates His Empty Cup Family.
Dare 4---> Thor is Low-Key The Worst, and Star Wars References Much?
Crappy Comics, Magnus The Artist, and Painting Nails
Charming Best Friend's Boyfriend's, and Levi Miller as Pan
"Magnus Chase Does Not Simply 'Blush',"
A Chapter Creatively Disguised As Something Other Than A Boring A/N
Mallory WTF-That Ain't Stealthy, Kiss Already, Jefferchase The Sequel.
Weddings, Magnus The Sleepyhead, and 'He's Fine'.
Jacktide, The Perils of Calculus Homework, and Consistent Trainwrecks.
Screw Growth Mindsets, Samirah is Bilbo, and Now We're Stressed Out
"I Love You, Sammy," (A Sam and Loki bonding one-shot.)
Single Old Cat Ladies, Completely Serious Sam, and Why Coffee?
"It Was Quick Thinking!" (A Blitzstone one-shot)
This Is The Point Where You Say, "wtf messy,"
Kurt Cobain, Falafel Dates, Soccer, and All Of That Random Stuff
Well Hello There, Are You Dead?
Just A Little Falafel, A Bucket, and Screw Thank You's
Hunding /Told/ Helgi, Magnus's Hairbrush, and Squeaky Arrows.
Stop Touching Magnus's Hair, Anna Bananna, and Swifties.
Drinking from Heidrun? Life References, and Angry Squirrels.
Norse Kids, Almighty Apollo In A Green Polo, and Crappy Haikus.
Questions For You Lovely Readers.
Phil and Steve, Maggie Says No, And Jacktide Action.
Samir, Not Enough Coffee, and Sneaky Gods
Why Have The Fates Made Magnus so Oblivious? (imagine)
Fierrochase, 'They're Cute', and Evil Matchmakers.
• MCGA CONTEST •
• MCGA CONTEST ENTRIES •
Rainbows and Sunshine, Modest Singing, and Troye Sivan
• MCGA CONTEST WINNERS •
Scary Movie Cuddles, Slimy Pasta, and Scared Maggie
Dangerous Amounts of Cuteness, Jealous Blitz, and 'Privacy'
Pro-tip: Do Not Invite Jack To Fanfiction-Reading Time (ft. Nico)
Messy Takes Over, The Sequel
Alex Isn't PG-13, Fashion Lady, and Don't Mess With Magnus's Books
"I'll Kill Them Again," (Fierrochase One-Shot)
Sam Can't Blackmail, and Someone Please Hide Magpunzel
Happy Birthday Magnus Chase! (one-shot)
the final author's note

Knuckleheads, Mallory's Spotlight, and Being The Shield Sis.

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By MessyTheAuthor

HappyFangirl4913 asks: To Mallory: Is it annoying being the only "shield sister" in the group?

Mallory: *looks at all the other males on floor 19* Ugh. It's tiring, but not annoying.

Mallory: *puts a hand on her hip* Let me explain you why. They're all idiots. Some more than others, but they're all very sensitive small children who get pretty moody, yeah?

Mallory: And of course, someone has to take care of them. As long as they don't really lay me off, then I'm fine with taking care of the three knuckleheads.

Halfborn: Me? A knucklehead? *teases* Why would you ever think that?

Mallory:  Oh please, you're the most annoying, disgusting, and ugliest knucklehead out of all three of you. *huffs then looks away before flushing a light red*

Halfborn: C'mon, you know you love me! *grins sheepishly*

Mallory: *snorts* Yeah, maybe in a different dimension.

Magnus: Uh, an actual dimension is pretty much possible, considering that there's already nine freaking wor—

Mallory: Magnus, who is the asker asking this question too, hmm?

Magnus: You, duh.

Mallory: *tilts head* Yes, Chase. Then why are you interrupting my spotlight?

Magnus: Fine, fine, I'm leaving. Play it safe, you two. *rushes out the door*

Mallory: *grits teeth* CHASE! Get your arse back here! *sighs* No problem, I'll just kill him today in Combat to the Death.

Mallory: Anyways, being the only shield sister isn't too bad.

Mallory: *smirks* Most of the times I actually like it.

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