Ask Magnus Chase and Friends

By MessyTheAuthor

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Hi, I'm Magnus. My friends and I answer some questions for you guys. Have fun reading about us doing and say... More

Let's start asking some questions.
Will Solace?
Accurate movies? I think not.
Feel free to ask. Anything.
...Blitzstone...
The Stolls? Just...no.
Magnus Makes a Totally Unrelated Announcement
Packaging Magnus and Sam off to Love Island?
Bro-fives and Teletubbies. Oh yeah, godly parent question too.
Mother Hearth and His Annoying Children
Annoying Siblings, True Statements, and Favorite Norse God
Annabeth, Please, Stop Making Me Look Like a Lazy Douche.
Blue's the New, Gods, No, Please.
Magnus Rants About Evil Pigeons, and Sam's SO Done.
BONUS CHAPTER: Lightning Round Q&A With The Sam & Magnus
Getcher' Dares In Quick, Folks, There's Only 5 Spots!
DARE #1: Jack---> Prove Your Awesomeness.
DARE 2: Samirah--->Do The Impossible.
Dare 3: Annabeth---> Recite the adventures of your fish-boyfriend
"---> Do The Impossible" The Sequel: FACE PERCY'S WRATH
OH MY FUDGING GODS. 1K READS.
"The Swagassiest Dynamic Duo Around,"
Sass-o-meters, Sarcastic-o-meter, and Gay-o-meters.
Magnus Is Flustered and Author-Chan is Amused.
Beauty Sleep, Shrugs, and Sexuality Talks.
Magnus's Useless Talent and Locking Blitzstone in Rooms.
Author's Note
Magnus and His Truly Intriguing Love Life
QUESTIONS/ONE-SHOTS CLOSED 'FOR A WHILE'
A Waste Of Space? (Blitzstone One-Shot)
"In Which Sam Tries Not To Screw Up a Date With Amir,"
Ask Box Open!
Prejudices and "Enjoy Your Century Long Stay!"
Jinxes, Sam's Confirmation, and Cyclops Brides?
No Mentioning Mom, Magnus is Queasy, and Blitzstone Gets Some Love.
Magnus Teaches Us About Stuff, Fluffy Bunnies, and 'That Cold World'.
Dare 4---> Thor is Low-Key The Worst, and Star Wars References Much?
Crappy Comics, Magnus The Artist, and Painting Nails
Charming Best Friend's Boyfriend's, and Levi Miller as Pan
"Magnus Chase Does Not Simply 'Blush',"
A Chapter Creatively Disguised As Something Other Than A Boring A/N
Mallory WTF-That Ain't Stealthy, Kiss Already, Jefferchase The Sequel.
Knuckleheads, Mallory's Spotlight, and Being The Shield Sis.
Weddings, Magnus The Sleepyhead, and 'He's Fine'.
Jacktide, The Perils of Calculus Homework, and Consistent Trainwrecks.
Screw Growth Mindsets, Samirah is Bilbo, and Now We're Stressed Out
"I Love You, Sammy," (A Sam and Loki bonding one-shot.)
Single Old Cat Ladies, Completely Serious Sam, and Why Coffee?
"It Was Quick Thinking!" (A Blitzstone one-shot)
This Is The Point Where You Say, "wtf messy,"
Kurt Cobain, Falafel Dates, Soccer, and All Of That Random Stuff
Well Hello There, Are You Dead?
Just A Little Falafel, A Bucket, and Screw Thank You's
Hunding /Told/ Helgi, Magnus's Hairbrush, and Squeaky Arrows.
Stop Touching Magnus's Hair, Anna Bananna, and Swifties.
Drinking from Heidrun? Life References, and Angry Squirrels.
Norse Kids, Almighty Apollo In A Green Polo, and Crappy Haikus.
Questions For You Lovely Readers.
Phil and Steve, Maggie Says No, And Jacktide Action.
Samir, Not Enough Coffee, and Sneaky Gods
Why Have The Fates Made Magnus so Oblivious? (imagine)
Fierrochase, 'They're Cute', and Evil Matchmakers.
• MCGA CONTEST •
• MCGA CONTEST ENTRIES •
Rainbows and Sunshine, Modest Singing, and Troye Sivan
• MCGA CONTEST WINNERS •
Scary Movie Cuddles, Slimy Pasta, and Scared Maggie
Dangerous Amounts of Cuteness, Jealous Blitz, and 'Privacy'
Pro-tip: Do Not Invite Jack To Fanfiction-Reading Time (ft. Nico)
Messy Takes Over, The Sequel
Alex Isn't PG-13, Fashion Lady, and Don't Mess With Magnus's Books
"I'll Kill Them Again," (Fierrochase One-Shot)
Sam Can't Blackmail, and Someone Please Hide Magpunzel
Happy Birthday Magnus Chase! (one-shot)
the final author's note

Using Protection, Jefferchase, and Magnus Hates His Empty Cup Family.

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By MessyTheAuthor

Question from HappyFangirl4913 : To all: Do you ship TJ and Magnus?

Samirah: Finally. An opportunity for revenge against Magnus for always teasing me about Amir.

Magnus: *groans* Please don't, Sam.

Blitzen: Magnus? You're dating that Civil War boy? Way to go, kid, I didn't know you already were in a relationship.

Magnus: *mutters under breath* I am not dati—

Hearth: *hold one hand out to signal Magnus to stop then starts to sign* Magnus, being in a relationship can be hard sometimes, if he ever hurts you, make sure to tell Blitz and me. Also if you both are ever 'ready' than always make sure to use protection.

Magnus: Oh gods, no, Hearth—kill me now. Hel, take me, because..oh my gods, you guys. *pinches the bridge of his nose in exasperation*

Hearth: *smirks*

Samirah: You said that on purpose, didn't you?

Hearth: *shrugs then signs* Maybe.

Samirah: You know Hearth, we should get together and embarrass Magnus more often.

Magnus: I hate you all.

Samirah: It's not our fault that you have a crush on him.

Magnus: *grits teeth and blushes slightly* I don't have a crush on TJ, for the millionth time.

Samirah: Your tomato red face says differently. Face it Magnus, you're like an open book, anyone can easily read your emotions. Plus, a little birdy by the name of Mallory told me that you and TJ have been glued by the hip now days, hmm?

Magnus: It's not my fault that he invites me to play video games on his extra large TV. I was homeless before, if you didn't remember, so this stuff is kind of a luxury to me.

Samirah: Oh, so you don't enjoy spending time with TJ? I think he's in his room. I can get him if you want, and tell him to cancel any future dates—I mean 'gaming sessions' you have planned with h—

Magnus: No! I mean, no. Don't you dare, Sam.

Samirah: Misson 'Embarrassing Magnus about His Crush', accomplished. Anyways, do you guys think they'd be good together? I think they'd be cute together.

Hearth: I guess, I still think he's too young to be in a relationship yet.

Magnus: And you always ask why you're the mom, Hearth.

Blitzen: They'd be an okay couple. I mean not as great as Hearth and me, but average, I guess. Just don't forget what Hearth said about protecti—

Magnus: Please someone shoot me now. Anyone.

Samirah: This is the first time I've seen you excited for Valhalla's daily death battles.

TJ: Hey guys, have you seen Magnus? Oh, are you doing another question thing? Can I see the quest—ouch!

Magnus: *shoves TJ out of the room and into the hall* Nope, no question, just watching funny cat videos. I'll be there in a sec'. *slams door behind him*

Samirah: Wow, Magnus, real smooth.

Magnus: F-off Sam.

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