@kimingyou: hey
@asdfghohoseok: what do u want
@kimingyou: chill
@kimingyou: i didnt even do anything yet why are u so mad
@asdfghohoseok: well thanks to thiS TALL ASS PIECE OF SHIT
@asdfghohoseok: WHO IS TOTALLY NOT KIM MINGYU
@asdfghohoseok: I HAD TO WORK OVER TIME
@kimingyou: why
@asdfghohoseok: oh itS REALLY NOT BECAUSE OF YOU MAKING ME GO DOWN AT THE STOP TO AVOID ME
@kimingyou: hey i didnt tell you to avoid me
@asdfghohoseok: iSNT THAT SUPPOSED TO BE LIKE A COMMON INSTINCT TO AVOID AN IDOL??
@kimingyou: arent people supposed to follow idols and not the other way around??
@asdfghohoseok: do you wANT TO GET FOLLOWED AROUND
@kimingyou: yes
@asdfghohoseok: U ARE INSANE THAT DECREASES YOUR PRIVACY
@kimingyou: its like 50/50
@kimingyou: because people following me means that im famous enough for them to use their time on stalking an idol
@kimingyou: but im not on that level yet
@asdfghohoseok: boY YOUR GROUP IS FAMOUS INTERNATIONALLY
@kimingyou: but you saw how ppl didnt even give me a glance or notice me despite my tall height
@kimingyou: then ill just have to work harder to let more people know that im mingyu a rapper from the boy group seventeen
@asdfghohoseok: YOURE WORKING HARD ENOUGH
@asdfghohoseok: BTS ONLY GOT THEIR FAME AROUND THE WAR OF HORMONE, I NEED U AND DOPE ERA I THINK-
@asdfghohoseok: THATS AROUND TWO YEARS SINCE THEIR DEBUT
@asdfghohoseok: YOU JUST MADE YOUR DEBUT LAST YEAR AND YOU GUYS ARE GETTING THIS MUCH ATTENTION
@asdfghohoseok: LIKE CONGRATS MAN
@kimingyou: thank you
@asdfghohoseok: YEAH YOU BETTER THANK ME BC IM GETTING IN TROUBLE AGAIN FOR USING MY PHONE DURING WORK HOURS
@asdfghohoseok: WAY TO GO, FUTURE WORLD STAR
@kimingyou: thanks for making me smile
@asdfghohoseok: yeS AND THANKS FOR LETTING MY ASS SIT ON MY MANAGERS CHAIR
@asdfghohoseok: but u know aside from the fact that i might get fired- you deserve what i said bc you still have a long way to go
@asdfghohoseok: NOW GO PRACTICE BC UR COMEBACKS IN TWO DAYS
ㅡ two hours
@asdfghohoseok: oH MY GOSBSHDBSHVD
@asdfghohoseok: SHIT
@asdfghohoseok: DKANXBSK
@kimingyou: WHY
@kimingyou: WHATS HAPPENING
@asdfghohoseok: I LOST MY ID
@asdfghohoseok: GODDAMNIT
@kimingyou: oh you mean the one that you left
@asdfghohoseok: WHAT
@kimingyou: yeah it fell when you ran away
@asdfghohoseok: CAN YOU GIVE IT BACK TO ME
@asdfghohoseok: PLEASE
@kimingyou: sure
@kimingyou: but you know if i do
@kimingyou: then well have to meet
@kimingyou: its the only way ;))
@asdfghohoseok: nO ITS NOT
@asdfghohoseok: YOU CAN LEAVE IT ON THE COUNTER OF THAT ICE CREAM PARLOR WE WERE SUPPOSED TO MEET
@asdfghohoseok: THEN ILL GET IT THERE
@asdfghohoseok: AND BESIDES YOU ALREADY SAW MY FACE
@kimingyou: no i didnt
@kimingyou: you were wearing i mask
@kimingyou: i only saw half of your face
@asdfghohoseok: stiLL SAW MY FACE
@kimingyou: thATS UNFAIR
@asdfghohoseok: LIFES UNFAIR SON
@asdfghohoseok: NOW GIVE ME MY IDENTIFICATION CARD
@kimingyou: lets meet
@asdfghohoseok: I HAVE TO USE IT FOR MY APPLICATION FORM ON MY JOB
@kimingyou: arent you already working
@asdfghohoseok: thAT WAS LIKE A THREE DAY TRIAL
@asdfghohoseok: WE WORK FOR THREE DAYS AND THEYLL SEE HOW GOOD WE DO
@kimingyou: you were late and was using your phone during work hours
@kimingyou: how did you get the job
@asdfghohoseok: is that your way of saying congrats seolyeon youre not a lazy rat anymore bC THANKS I APPRECIATE IT A LOT
@asdfghohoseok: NOW GIVE ME MY ID
@kimingyou: then lets meet?
@asdfghohoseok: KIM MINGYU
@kimingyou: oppa
@asdfghohoseok: what
@asdfghohoseok: are u gay
@kimingyou: youre supposed to call me oppa
@asdfghohoseok: i aiNT CALLING YOU SHIT THAT U LIKE
@kimingyou: youR A MONTH YOUNGER THAN ME
@asdfghohoseok: UM NO ITS LIKE ONLY 18 DAYS
@kimingyou: im still older
@asdfghohoseok: OLDER- WERE THE SAME AGE IDIOT
@kimingyou: i mean i wAS 18 DAYS OLD WHEN U WERE BORN
@asdfghohoseok: oh no
@kimingyou: I ALREADY CRIED A LOT OF TIMES
@kimingyou: I WAS ALREADY NAMED
@kimingyou: A LOT OF PEOPLE HAD ME IN THEIR ARMS
@kimingyou: MY PARENTS KISSED ME MULTIPLE OF TIMES ALREADY
@kimingyou: IN THOSE 18 DAYS I ALREADY DID A LOT OF THINGS
@kimingyou: IN THOSE 18 DAYS MANY THINGS HAPPENED TO ME
@asdfghohoseok: YES ALRIGHT I GET IT YOUR 18 DAYS OLDER THAN ME
@asdfghohoseok: NOW GIVE ME MY GODDAMN ID
@kimingyou: lets meet
@asdfghohoseok: NO
@kimingyou: whyyyy
@asdfghohoseok: BC ITS GOING TO BE AWKWARD AS FUCK
@asdfghohoseok: IM AN AWFULLY AWKWARD PERSON
@kimingyou: please
@kimingyou: ill try to make it work
@asdfghohoseok: YOURE REALLY NOT GIVING THIS UP ARENT YOU
@kimingyou: yep
@asdfghohoseok: fine
@kimingyou: please
@kimingyou: WAIT
@kimingyou: YOVNSSSJ
@asdfghohoseok: what
@kimingyou: im sorry i fell from the couch
@kimingyou: i got too excited
@kimingyou: BUT SERIOUSLY
@kimingyou: YOURE NOT ALLOWED TO TAKE IT BACK
@kimingyou: WERE MEETING TOMORROW
@kimingyou: 7AM AT THAT ICE CREAM PARLOR AGAIN
@asdfghohoseok: thats too early
@kimingyou: i have practice
@asdfghohoseok: right your comeback
@kimingyou: YOURE NOT SAYING NO
@kimingyou: WERE MEETING OK
@asdfghohoseok: uh huh
@kimingyou: NFKKW
@kimingyou: FINALLY
@kimingyou: BUT NO ONES ALLOWED NOT TO GO
@asdfghohoseok: say that to urself
@kimingyou: okAY IM SORRy
@kimingyou: BUT IM MEETING YOU TOMORROW THATS FINAL
@asdfghohoseok: look i just want my id
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woops who knows if theyll meet or not
ill post the 30th chapter later- u know 4 suSPENSSSSSE ;-)))))
fiRE WAS LIT I KNOW THIS AINT A BANGTAN FF BUT WHO DOESNT LOV BANGTAN AMARITE