<Clint>
GUYS ME AND THE R-MAN ARE AT THE PIZZA PLACE AND WE'RE SPYING ON BUCKY AND SAM
<Rhodey>
word
<Clint>
AND THEY STARTED K I S S I N G
<Steve>
WHAT
<Natasha>
HA HAAAAA I WIN AGAIN ROGERS. TWENTY BUCKS
<Wade>
I just got your snapchats. boy they really are going at it
<Natasha>
yeah same... this is a family restaurant they need to chill out
<Rhodey>
they're so handsy
<Steve>
there's a joke in there somewhere about bucky's arm and the word "handsy"
<Clint>
sam is a dirty mouth slut guys. I never realized this
<Natasha>
do you and rhodey always stalk your friends on dates
<Rhodey>
no, we're on a bro date and happened upon sam and bucky
<Steve>
first of all what is a bro date and second that's a lie you're stalking them
<Rhodey>
a bro date is what you and I are doing next saturday and okay maybe we are stalking them so what
<Natasha>
update me on the kissing you fools. snapchat me
<Wade>
yeah seriously I'm bored I want this kissing drama
<Clint>
have you talked to peter?
<Wade>
no i'm at work
<Natasha>
talked to peter about what?
<Wade>
just stuff
<Steve>
stuff like good or stuff like I have to start hating you again
<Steve>
because I can start doing that
<Wade>
no no you can still like me.
<Wade>
wait why
<Wade>
did peter say something
<Wade>
IS HE GONNA BREAK UP WITH ME
<Clint>
YOU SEE WHAT YOU DID STEVE. THIS IS WHY WE DON'T LET YOU DO STUFF
<Steve>
HE'S NOT GONNA BREAK UP WITH YOU
<Wade>
are you sure
<Steve>
yes.
<Rhodey>
GUYS OH MY GOD
<Natasha>
WHAT. MY SNAPCHATS NOT LOADING.
<Clint>
sam tried to get on bucky's lap and he knocked a cup off the table. and the waitress was mad, but then she saw them and she was like, oh, you're so cute nevermind want some more pepsi
<Rhodey>
now bucky's going to the bathroom
<Natasha>
saucy
<Steve>
i can't believe your set up plan worked clint
<Clint>
i know right my plans almost never work
<Rhodey>
sam's checking bucky's phone
<Wade>
ooh that's never a good idea
<Natasha>
right god when did sam get so nosy
<Rhodey>
he looks mad
<Steve>
oh,, no
<Clint>
bucky's coming back
<Clint>
OH SHIT
<Rhodey>
OH SHIT
<Natasha>
WJAT
<Rhodey>
I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS
<Steve>
WHAT IS GOING ON
<Clint>
SAM THREW PEPSI IN BUCKY'S FACE
<Rhodey>
HE'S YELLING ABOUT SOMEONE NAMED VALERIE
<Clint>
OH
<Rhodey>
OH
<Steve>
WHAT
<Clint>
HE JUST SLAPPED BUCKY
<Steve>
OH
<Natasha>
WHAT THE HELL
<Rhodey>
HE'S STORMING OFF
<Clint>
BUT WAIT
<Clint>
BUCKY HAS GRABBED HIM AND SPUN HIM AROUND
<Natasha>
AWWW
<Rhodey>
HOW GRACEFUL
<Natasha>
HE REALLY IS A GRACEFUL MAN
<Clint>
HE'S SAYING SOMETHING DRAMATIC
<Rhodey>
THERE IS FACE CARESSING
<Clint>
AND SAM IS SAYING SOMETHING
<Clint>
HE'S SAYING...
<Rhodey>
OH NO
<Clint>
YEAH WE GOTTA RUN QUICKLY RHODES TO THE CAR
<Natasha>
what happened?!
<Clint>
they knew we were there
<Rhodey>
yeah they were doing all that to entertain us or something
<Clint>
yeah
<Steve>
i knew bucky didn't know anyone named valerie
<Wade>
and sam isn't the slapping type
<Natasha>
i can see him throwing a drink tho. that sounds like him
<Steve>
true
<Wade>
so while everyone's here. do you think peter likes me.
<Clint>
wade just talk to him and keep your insecurities out of our stalkerchat
<Wade>
but
<Steve>
of course he likes you wade
<Wade>
thank you steven grant
<Steven>
i however, do not like you
<Rhodey>
we can still see them we drove up the road and turned around to park across the street
<Natasha>
what are they doing
<Clint>
laughing. and sam is trying to dry bucky's hair
<Steve>
aw he's gonna have pepsi hair
<Natasha>
i'll get it out it's fine
<Wade>
you people with hair and your silly problems
<Rhodey>
theyre talking
<Clint>
sam's still touching bucky's face
<Rhodey>
he doesn't need to be touching bucky's face
<Clint>
the hand is lingering
<Rhodey>
oh, and bucky just noticed the hand
<Clint>
they're being still
<Rhodey>
being still
<Rhodey>
Sam's moving buckY'S HAIR OUT OF HIS FACE THAT'S A KISSING MOVE
<Clint>
THEY'RE KISSING AGAIN
<Clint>
AHGHGHHHH
<Natasha>
AHHAHAHHA
<Wade>
AWWWW
<Steve>
THAT'S LIT
<Clint>
i accidentally hit the horn and they saw us again we're gonna be in trouble
<Rhodey>
#WorthIt
<Clint>
TRUE
<Wade>
i hope they keep kissing though
<Natasha>
same
<Steve>
they better
<Steve>
my son did not get pepsi in his hair for no reason
<Natasha>
YOUR son
<Steve>
listen the fuck here
<Wade>
do you think my head is a weird shape
<Rhodey>
yes
<Wade>
same