<Barnsicle>
okay, don't turn around but rhodey and clint are here and i think clint just took a snapchat
<S(l)am Dunk>
wHAT HOW DARE THEY SPY ON US
<Barnsicle>
right???? u know what we should do. we should do something that will freak them out
<Barnsicle>
YOU COULD SHOOT ME
<S(l)am Dunk>
okay maybe let's take it down a notch
<Barnsicle>
true okay
<S(l)am Dunk>
how did they find us
<Barnsicle>
hmm i don't know, this is the SECRET pizza place right by the tower.
<S(l)am Dunk>
you know what you can take that sass and you can shove it right up your ass
<Barnsicle>
let's not
<S(l)am Dunk>
I HAVE AN IDEA FOR FREAKING OUT THE CHUMPS
<Barnsicle>
AWESOME!!!! WHAT IS IT? also who says chumps anymore
<S(l)am Dunk>
I do. I say it. and okay you get up and sit next to me and we start kissing and then you get up like you're going to the bathroom and I go through your phone while you're gonna and when you come back I start yelling all soap opera-ey like. "HOW DARE YOU CHEAT ON ME. WHO IS VANESSA, CHARLES. WHO'S VANESSA"
<Barnsicle>
deal
<Barnsicle>
only don't call me charles
<Barnsicle>
OOH OOH DO THE DRAMATIC THING WHERE THEY THROW WATER AT THE PERSON'S FACE
<S(l)am Dunk>
CAN I SLAP YOU AND CALL YOU A BASTARD
<Barnsicle>
Y E S