<Captain Ass>
where's bucky I wanted to come apologize but he isn't downstairs
<Clint>
I tricked Sam into taking him to get food
<Clint>
I was like. ooooh he needs carbs. made up some shit about his arm and shit. and Sam was like oh no he must stay hydrated
<Captain Ass>
that is genius
<Captain Ass>
can we stop the ballet wars tho bc natasha is angrily doing all these twirls
<Captain Ass>
and when they fight about this shit i'm always in the middle of it
<Clint>
ah, well. too bad. they were fighting about who had the best fifth position a few hours ago. it was scary.
<Captain Ass>
it really is
<Clint>
can i just say that. i don't know anything about ballet
<Captain Ass>
same
<Clint>
can I also say. I love rhodey
<Captain Ass>
S A M E
<Clint>
one final thing I should say
<Clint>
<Clint>
I am the coolest and the memest. and I enjoy food
<Captain Ass>
all true
<Clint>
come down here and get your boyfriend to buy some pizza
<Captain Ass>
yeah. also Bruce is on the floor outside his lab but he's breathing so he's asleep
<Clint>
leave him
<Clint>
he and loki have been talking for a while he probably just got excited
<Captain Ass>
speaking of loki where is thor
<Clint>
he's walking the dogs
<Captain Ass>
ahhh. I just saw a cat
<Clint>
we have a lot of those too
{ here is some clint barton art by Kevin Wada
this is literally how I imagine and write him at any given time. p.s. the twitter accounts are back up, except maria's, who will be back shortly-ish. anyways. don't forget to vote. }