[Sam changed the name of the group to SUPERAMERICA SQUAD]
<Natasha>
why
<Bucky>
I really told him not to
<Rhodey>
I'M IN THE SUPERAMERICA SQUAD YES
<Sam>
that's the attitude I like to see this is why you're my favorite
<Natasha>
why isnt steve in this chat he's captain america
<Sam>
uh because I'm still mad at him and so is bucky. right b-man
<Bucky>
okay two things. 1) yes i am mad but 2) me and natasha aren't speaking right now either so
<Rhodey>
why
<Sam>
because natasha is mad that bucky won the ballet contest
<Bucky>
I AM THE SUPERIOR BALLERINA AND SHE WON'T ADMIT IT AND THEN SHE TRIED TO KILL ME
<Natasha>
I WAS SABOTAGED BY TONY'S WHIPPED CREAM EVERYWHERE. I SLIPPED. IT DOESN'T COUNT AND I WIN
<Bucky>
HOW CAN YOU EVEN CLAIM TO BE A BALLERINA WHEN YOUR PAS DE BOURREE LOOKS LIKE A PAS DE BORING
<Natasha>
HOW DARE YOU
<Rhodey>
that is the sickest burn I have ever heard in all my life.
<Sam>
that's my guy
<Rhodey>
[side eyes emoji] mmmmmmhmmmmmmm
<Natasha>
pause on the ballet banter. barnes did you hear that.
<Bucky>
it's a common thing to say. tony says it to peter. and i'm really sure there's nothing going on between them
<Sam>
good one b-man
<Natasha>
if he's b-man what is bruce
<Sam>
b-man
<Natasha>
how can there be two
<Sam>
well i don't call them both b-man at the same time
<Rhodey>
come up with new nicknames
<Natasha>
i call bruce lover number one
<Sam>
you know i just don't think that one would work for me because i already call someone that
<Bucky>
who?
<Sam>
rhodey
<Rhodey>
well my lover number one is obviously thor
<Sam>
WHAT
<Natasha>
bucky who's yours
<Bucky>
i mean i dont know anyone that well so
<Sam>
you gotta choose and it can't be someone who's taken
<Rhodey>
pick sam
<Sam>
no dont
<Sam>
i mean unless you want to i am fantastic
<Bucky>
fine i pick clint
<Rhodey>
nice
<Sam>
he's my number 2
<Natasha>
how dare you
<Rhodey>
ohhhh no
<Bucky>
what
<Natasha>
clint is my number one
<Sam>
but bruce is your number one
<Natasha>
LEAVE CLINT ALONE HE IS PRECIOUS
<Bucky>
okay, your "precious" over there snapchats me pictures of his ass
<Sam>
same
<Rhodey>
I get nudes... and partial nudes...
<Natasha>
oh my godddddd that man
<Sam>
its not his fault rhodey just turns us all into animals with his sexual magnetism and charisma
<Rhodey>
you laugh but tony sends me stuff too
<Rhodey>
and the reason I had that other steve picture?
<Rhodey>
he sent it to me
<Sam>
DAMN
<Natasha>
real quick has everyone heard the new beyonce song
<Bucky>
OKAY LADIES NOW LET'S GET IN FORMATION
<Sam>
YESSSSS
<Rhodey>
she kills me every day. she just steps right on my face
<Sam>
i wonder if you could seduce beyonce
<Rhodey>
uh if that could happen i would leave all of you and spend every day staring at beyonce
<Bucky>
I got hot sauce in my bag, swag
<Natasha>
always stay gracious best revenge is your paper
<Sam>
i want to bop to this song for the rest of my life
<Rhodey>
i'm bopping right now
<Natasha>
i just got your snapchat about it
<Bucky>
no fair I wanna bop
<Bucky>
tony has a speaker system right
<Sam>
great ideas like those are why you're my favorite
<Natasha>
that's my guy
<Sam>
same
<Natasha>
let's get clint to come downstairs and bop with us
<Bucky>
yes. my number one lover.
<Natasha>
don't push it son
<Rhodey>
TEXASBAMMMAAAAAAAAAAAAA
{ here's the beyonce video link. clicc up and watch this shit it's so lit i haven't turned it off since yesterday.
https://youtu.be/LrCHz1gwzTo
the avengers love beyonce as much as I love all of you. don't forget to vote! }