<Hawkman>
i feel like death
<Samalam>
dude loki just said the exact same thing
<Hawkman>
whaaaat he's awake
<Samalam>
yeah he keeps starting sentences and then having like 10 second seizures and falling asleep again
it's been like an hour of this. i'm getting bored
<Hawkman>
i'll tell bruce
he's been making me throw up every ten minutes i hate my life
<Samalam>
aw that sucks. have you seen peter and or natasha?
<Hawkman>
no????????????????????????????????????????
<Samalam>
aw rip. bucky and i are bored down here now come cause drama with bruce
<Hawkman>
speaking of the b-man,,,,,,,,,,
<Samalam>
what
<Hawkman>
you know what
<Samalam>
i know what about what
<Hawkman>
you know what you know what about
<Samalam>
we could do this all day just tell me what ur talking about
<Hawkman>
buuuuuuuucky
<Samalam>
what about buuuuuucky
<Hawkman>
youuuu knoowwwwww
<Samalam>
JESUS CLINT WHAT
<Hawkman>
YOU'RE IN LOVE WITH BUCKY BARNES JESUS SAM THAT'S WHAT
<Samalam>
THAT'S RIDICULOUS AND YOU HAVE NO PROOF AND YOU SUCK AND SHUT UP I DO NOT
<Hawkman>
YOU DO TOOOOOOO
<Samalam>
????????????????????? ON WHAT GROUNDS ?????????????????? I DO NOT
<Hawkman>
whatever man you're hot for the winter soldier
<Samalam>
you're not supposed to call him that anymore
<Samalam>
and i am not
<Samalam>
and also ????? where is natasha ????? and peter ??? wade is very close to losing his shit peter isn't answering his phone and it's been a while
<Hawkman>
bruce says to pay attention to what loki says but maybe don't push him because, those seizures might kill him? or paralyze him or something? i have no idea he's muttering and making liquids and every time i try to ask him a question he kisses me on the head and says go throw up
<Samalam>
that's sweet. although you should be drinking water if you're throwing up that much
<Hawkman>
i just asked him if i should be drinking water bc of the throwing up and he's going downstairs now
<Samalam>
yes i see him now hes grabbing water bottles out of the cabinet
<Samalam>
i just said hey to him he didn't even respond he just grunted
<Samalam>
how rude
<Samalam>
he's going back up
<Hawkman>
he's back
<Hawkman>
i have water
<Hawkman>
i can stop throwing up after the next time yay me
<Samalam>
come downstairs when you're toxin free bc we're bored
<Hawkman>
you know what's a great way to not be bored
<Samalam>
what? we're already playing sudoku and he's so bad at it and i think he's getting bored
<Hawkman>
making out. excellent way to not be bored.
<Samalam>
i'm ignoring you now
<Hawkman>
KISS HIM
<Hawkman>
KISS HIM SO THAT U CAN SEE STEVE'S FACE
<Samalam>
see that part i might almost enjoy
<Samalam>
but i'm not kissing bucky to bring one of ur weird fantasies to life
<Samalam>
srsly is all u do stir up shit and try to get people to kiss
<Hawkman>
no that's natasha but i would find it very very pleasing if everyone in the tower was dating everyone else
<Hawkman>
and none of us are straight so it's really really great. i really enjoy this life.
<Samalam>
i... thor's straight? i think?
<Hawkman>
uh yeah no he's definitely bi
<Samalam>
okay but get this. leave me alone or come downstairs but stop texting me and go throw up
<Hawkman>
fine u idiot but i'm bringing bruce
<Samalam>
??? no one said u couldn't bring bruce ???