I decided to post this just for fun I just forgot who wrote this tho (Creds to whoever did!!)
Ashton: *to his son*
Ashton: now remember not to swear, it does no good and is us-
Michael: *bursts through door*
Michael: WHO THE FUCK ATE THE LAST PIECES OF CAKE
Calum: *following Michael* WE WERE GOING TO HAVE SOME OF THAT SHIT TODAY
Ashton: guys ple-
Michael: *turns to look at luke's child*
Michael: now, kid. tell me the truth. did you eat the last pieces of cake?
Luke's son: um, i, uh-
Luke: *walks into room*
Luke: do not FUCKING accuse my son of anything
Ashton: i hate you all