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S2E26- Nobody Likes You
" Nobody likes you." Appeared on the screen with the theme music.
"Hmm, mean title." Blake muttered.
Scene opens to Grif, Simmons and Doc looking up at the blues in their base, Church facing away
Simmons: "What the hell are you guys doing?"
"Yang." Ruby mumbled. "You still uh, never explained the joke."
Yang sighed. "From the way the Reds were standing it looked like Tucker was giving Church a blowjob. Do I need to explain what a blowjob is?"
"No, I- I got it." Ruby mumbled.
"Are you sure?" Yang asked.
"I'm not a little kid! I just, don't think that way." Ruby said.
"This is an awkward conversation." Nora said to Ren out loud. "Ren, am I whispering?"
"No Nora, they heard you."
"Oh... hey guys!" Nora said, waving.
Tucker: "Oh crap, the reds are here."
Church: "What? Caboose, why didn't you say anything? Hey. One of you guys turn me around. I still can't move my legs."
Grif: "What were you doing down there?"
Tucker: "Nothing. What're you talking about?"
Caboose: (from the back) "We were just playing a game!"
Yang snickered "Oh that makes it even better."
"Worse." Weiss corrected with a grimace.
Church: "Hey Caboose, we'll handle this."
Grif: "What in the hell is going on at this base?"
Doc: "I told you these guys're weird."
Church: "Whaddaya want, reds? Get outta here, or we'll start shootin' at ya!"
Grif: "Oh yeah? You care to make that threat to my face?"
Church: (tries to turn around, fails miserably) "Uhgh... no."
Grif: "Yeah I didn't think so. Punk."
Simmons: "Whoa whoa whoa, calm down guys. We didn't come here to fight. We just came to give back the prisoner."
Tucker: "Give him back? You can't give him back, you took him, a deal's a deal."
Grif: "Yeah, well forget it. We don't want him."
Church: "Well, sorry, you can't have another prisoner. That was our last one."
Grif: "Hey dude, what is your problem?"
Simmons: "Didn't your mama ever tell you it's impolite not to look at someone when you're talking to them?"
Ruby and Nora looked down. Yang put a hand on Ruby's shoulder and Ren did the same for Nora.
Caboose: (from back) "He's shy!"
Church: "Shut up. Look, we don't want him back, and we don't care what you do with him. Now if you don't mind, we'd appreciate if you'd leave us alone. We're in the middle of something, kinda private over here."
Grif: "That's sad. He is shy."
Simmons: "Fine, but don't come asking for him back later."
Grif and Doc start heading back to the red base
Tucker: "We won't."
Grif: "Last chance."
"It seems Doc is already more hated than Caboose." Pyrrha said.
"Hmm, yes." Ren said.
Church: "Beat it reds!"
Grif: "Alright, we're goin', we're goin'."
The three reassemble over a hill
Grif: "Man, I thought our team was obnoxious, but those guys are really rude."
Doc starts toward the red base
Simmons: "Whoa, whey, hey, whoa, where do you think you're goin'?"
Doc: (stopping) "Back to base with you guys. They don't want me over there..."
Grif: "Yeah, I don't think so."
Doc: "What? You're not just gonna leave me out here in the middle of nowhere... By myself?"
Simmons: "Yeah. That's kinda the general idea."
"I feel kinda bad for him." Weiss said, remembering her experience with being left out.
"Me too." Jaune and Ruby said at the same time.
"Awe!" Nora said.
Jaune and Ruby laughed. "Glad I ran into you Jaune, after Yang Ditched me!" Ruby said glaring at her sister. "You were there to help."
"Hey I saved you a spot!" Yang shot back.
Jaune ignored her. "Glad I was there to help." Pyrrha smiled at her leader.
Doc: "Not you too, right Grif? Old buddy? Huh?"
Grif: "Sorry, it's pretty clear that you're not very popular around here, and if I'm gonna make any progress at all, I can't be directly associated with you. I'm sure you understand."
"Oh burn!" Nora said.
"Oh yeah, I forgot doc did that." Yang said.
"I suddenly don't feel that bad for him." Jaune said.
"I still do." Weiss muttered. "I was the same way remember? I know exactly how it feels to leave others out then have it thrown back. I'm not defending it but..."
"We get it Weiss." Ruby said comforting Weiss.
"Well you can't deny it was a sweet comeback." Yang said. Everyone chuckled in agreement.
Doc: "..."
Back to the blue base
Church: "What's going on? Are they there? Did they leave? Hey somebody tell me what's happening!"
Tucker: "I don't know, I can't really see too clearly. I bet I could see better if I had that sniper rifle..."
Church: "Uh, Tucker? You might wanna look behind you."
Tucker turns around, sees Caboose with the sniper rifle
Tucker: "Mother fucker."
Caboose: "Uh ooh Church, Church. Okay, I s, I see something... okay... uh the two red ones are walking away... uh... but the purple one is..."
O'Malley: "I think he's going to attack."
Church: "Purple. Oh wait, the purple guy's that worthless medic."
Tucker: "He's not gonna attack, he's a pussy fest."
Yang and Nora guffawed.
Church: " Pacifist."
Tucker: "Ah, whatever, let's tie him up and roll him through the teleporter."
Church: "Wait a second wait a second, think about this for a minute. Why would the reds leave him out there by himself? This has to be some kind of trick."
Caboose: "I'll bet they've used some kind of, brain washing technique on him. They're, they're probably planning, to have him do, all their dirty plans... and also the schemes..."
"Now Caboose sounds like Sarge." Ren muttered remembering past lines from Sarge.
View is of Tucker through the sniper rifle
Tucker: "Caboose, that is ridiculous."
Caboose: "Is it? Or is it so ridiculous, (scope zooms in on Tucker's jaw) it's the most ridiculously perfect idea, that you never thought of."
Tucker: "No, just the regular kinda ridiculous."
Back to normal view
Church: "Well just keep your eye on him. We'll know it's a trick if he tries to get in to our base."
Doc:(from afar) "Hey guys, euh, do you think I could come and hang out at your base for a while?"
Caboose: "I knew it... we're all gonna die..."
O'Malley: (aiming at the back of Tucker's head) "Starting with you!"
Tucker: "Sorry, but we're kinda busy here. So go away... or something."
Doc: "Normally I wouldn't impose, it's just that I don't know the neighborhood too well, and-"
Church: "Listen Doc, you're not fooling anybody with that innocent victim routine."
Doc: "Hey uh I could help! I know more than just medicine! I'm trained in psychology too, maybe I could help you with your problem facing people!"
"If he's a bad a medic as he is a therapist I'd be worried for any patient he has." Blake said to some nods.
Church: "just, get outta here! And tell your buddies the reds, that their little 'plan' failed."
Doc: "Well this is just great. I can't believe I failed outta medical school for this."
The scene cut to black.
"Oh so that's why he's so bad." Nora said tossing her Ice cream up into the trash. "Nailed it!"
"The series is getting better." Pyrrha said.
"Yeah, so play the next one." Nora ordered to Jaune.