"Friends"
Love 😘: Guyssss
We auditioned
Sixty-NINE: Yayyyyyy
When are you guys getting the thing that lets you know if your accepted or not?
Yongsue: Next week
Junjii: Are you that dumb?
How do you not know what it's called
Sixty-NINE: Do you?
Junjii: ...
Sunghoe: Junhyung is a little stressed rn
Dw I'll handle it
Yongsue: Anyone hear sucking?
Sixty-NINE: ...
Love 😘: Junhyung and Sungho are offline
And Kyubin and Taeyeob...
Yongsue: Kyubin and Taeyeob went out on a date
Love 😘: Oh
Sixty-NINE: WAIT...
DON'T TELL ME THAT WHEN SUNGHO SAID HE WOULD HANDLE IT
HE MEANT SUCKING HIS DICK?!?
Yongsue: ....
Wait his own dick
Love 😘: NO
JUNHYUNG'S OBVIOUSLY
Hot gay: What's going on
Yoojungg: Babe
Scroll up
Hot gay: Oh shit...
Sixty-NINE: When are you two coming back from your date
Love 😘: Cumming*
Yongsue: Jisung.
If you don't shut up
I will shut you up myself
Yoojungg: We're going back in an hour
Hot gay: Yongsoo
I didn't teach you this 😰
Sixty-NINE: Anyone hear moaning?!?
Who is it coming from...
WHY IS THERE MULTIPLE PEOPLE MOANING
Yoojungg: I would run out of the house if I was you
Hot gay: You're not with Yongsoo and Jisung?
Sixty-NINE: I'M DOWNSTAIRS SHITTING
Yoojungg: TMI
Hot gay: WIPE YOUR ASS AND RUN
Sixty-NINE: WHAT DO YOU THINK I'M DOING?!?
Yoojungg: JISUNG AND YONGSOO ARE OFFLINE
SO ARE JUNHYUNG AND SUNGHO..
UM
MEET ME AND KYUBIN AT THE CAFE I WORK AT
OR WHATEVER IT IS
Sixty-NINE: I'M FUCKING RUNNING
Yongsue: Wookjin
Join us 😉
Hot gay: BYE WHAT THE FUCK
Yoojungg: Wookjin
You either take that offer and not ruin our date
Or
You run the fuck away
Sixty-NINE: I stopped my shit for that...
Ok
Yongsoo I'm coming
Yongsue: And soon you're gonna be cumming 🥰
Hot gay: Ok who taught him
Yoojungg: 100% bet it was Wookjin
Surpised he actually didn't get mad at the cumming joke..
Hot gay: He said it himself tho
Yoojungg: Ok we need to go back on our date
~
Kyubin and Taeyeob got back from their date. It was oddly slient and they were literally praying that the others were done doing the you know what. They walked into the house and saw Jisung, Yongsoo, and Junhyung on the couch.
"How was your date?" Yongsoo asked.
"Amazing. I ate like 10 pieces of cake," Kyubin replied.
"Where's Sungho and Wookjin?" Taeyeob questioned.
"Um so about that," Jisung scratched his head.
"I fucked Sungho too hard and he fell asleep," Jumhyung smiled. Why? Who fucking knows.
"Junhyung, why the actual fuck are you smiling?" Kyubin backed away.
"So he meant that when he said relieving your stress," Taeyeob sighed.
"Um so about Wookjin, we basically did the same thing as Junhyung," Jisung stated.
"Y'all are wilding when me and Taeyeob aren't home oh my god," Kyubin's eyes widened.
"This is why Wookjin should've ate cake with us instead of joining y'all,"Taeyeob rolled his eyes.
"No wonder I heard screaming coming from the other room,"Yongsoo said.
"Wait what," Taeyeob backed tf up and Junhyung smirked for absolutely no reason whatsoever.
"I HEARD IT TOO, AND IT WASN'T FROM WOOKJIN," Jisung agreed and started pointing at Junhyung,"WHAT DID YOU DO TO SUNGHO?"
"I made him cum 6 times," Junhyung grinned.
"YOU COUNTED?!?" Yongsoo yelled in shock.
~
"Friends"
Sunghoe: Guys I actually can't walk
Like no joke
I tried
I fell on the floor
Hot gay: Figured
Love 😘: That's what the thud was
Junjii: Need help?
Sunghoe: YES
Sixty-NINE: I can walk perfectly fine...
What did Junhyung do to you
Yongsue: You should've heard what Junhyung said..
Sunghoe: I did.
I can't believe you counted
Junjii: Sorry?
Hot gay: How big is he?
Sunghoe: His dick is a fucking monster
No joke
Junjii: You weren't supposed to tell them
Sunghoe: You should measure it 🥰
Yoojungg: I'm scared of Junhyung now...
Love 😘: Life lesson: don't let Junhyung take out his stress on you
Junjii: Shut up