Banana Bus Squad x Isekai

By TIMEMASTER101

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The Vanoss Crew, a band of very dangerous, slightly chaotic, and extremely hilarious group of lovable, and ha... More

Chapter 1: Tomorrow
Chapter 2: What The Fuck Is This Isekai Bullshit?
Chapter 3: Confusions
Chapter 4: Feuer Frei!
Chapter 5: The Prophecy
Chapter 6: This Means War!
Chapter 7: Truce
Chapter 8: An Adventure Awaits
Chapter 9: Exploring and Beyond
Chapter 10: Battle in the Clouds
Chapter 11: First Human Contact
Chapter 12: The Necromancer
Chapter 13: Barrow Village 1/2
Chapter 14: Barrow Village 2/2
Chapter 15: The Exiled Village
Chapter 16: The Cat Girl
Chapter 17: Killing The Boss
Chapter 18: The Seven Skills
Chapter 19: The Duke
Chapter 20: First Quest
Ranking System
Chapter 21: City of Kalren
Chapter 22: The Siblings
Chapter 23: Rented A House
Chapter 24: Sister?
Chapter 25: Reunion
Chapter 26: Sudden Attack
Chapter 27: Monarch Indifference
Chapter 28: Inviting
Chapter 29: Dinner With The City Lord
Chapter 30: Night Battle
Chapter 31: Death Warriors
Chapter 32: Dominating Through Fear
Chapter 33: Catching A Jolteon!
Chapter 34: An Unstoppable Beast
Chapter 35: Strange Event
Chapter 36: Precognition
Chapter 37: Preparation
Chapter 38: Never Touch My Chick-Fil-A!
Chapter 39: Battle of Kalren City 1/2
Chapter 40: Battle of Kalren City 2/2
Chapter 41: Our Trump Card
Chapter 42: Backstabber
Chapter 43: The Terminator Arrives
Chapter 44: Returning Dusk
Chapter 45: Three Idiots vs A-rank 1/2
Chapter 46: Three Idiots vs A-rank 2/2
Chapter 47: Finally Free
Chapter 48: The Gangs Back Together!
Chapter 49: Armor of Zeldarein
Chapter 50: Darkness and Vengeance
Chapter 51: Camp Stories
Chapter 52: The Empire And The Theocracy
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Chapter 53: New Adventure
Chapter 54: Midnight Madness
Chapter 55: The Interrogator
Chapter 56: The Banana Bus
Chapter 57: Caeruleum Guardians
Chapter 58: Mock Battle
Chapter 59: The Content Pickers
Chapter 60: Dungeon Raid 1/2
Chapter 61: Dungeon Raid 2/2
Chapter 62: Death Emperor
Chapter 63: The Thotslayer
Chapter 64: Elder Zy'tl Q'ae
Chapter 65: Bar Fight
Chapter 66: Fucking Slavers
Chapter 67: The Unexpected Savior
Chapter 68: New Mission
Chapter 69: Operation Amogus
Chapter 70: Rainbow Seven Siege
Chapter 71: The Cruelty Underground
Chapter 72: The Princess/Saintess
Chapter 73: City on Fire
Chapter 74: Battle of Demigods
Chapter 75: Dark Heart Scripture
Chapter 76: You Can't Just Shoot A Hole Into the Surface of the Planet!
Chapter 77: Search and Destroy
Chapter 78: Battle in the City Hall
Chapter 79: Betrayals and Schemes
Chapter 80: The Draconian Lady
Chapter 81: Immorgenaria
Chapter 82: The Panther General
Chapter 83: The Great Savanna
Chapter 84: Operation Fire Ignition
Chapter 85: The Beastmen Invasion
Chapter 86: War on Seltonn
Chapter 87: Castle of Azazel
Chapter 88: Good Ol' Booty
Chapter 89: Eternal Damnation
Chapter 90: The Organization
Chapter 91: The Second Doomsday Planning
Chapter 92: This Is Not Fine!
Chapter 93: The Ultimate Sudoku!
Chapter 94: Prop Hunt
Chapter 95: Night Massacre
Chapter 96: Assault Mission
Chapter 97: Old Enemies Reunion
Chapter 98: Total Chaos
Chapter 99: Return
Chapter 100: A New Journey
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Chapter 101: Xavier vs Xavier
Chapter 102: Meikneoir
Chapter 103: Meeting the Legend
Chapter 104: Ironwood Helmschmied
Chapter 105: Tower Defense
Chapter 106: Special Military Operation
Chapter 107: Metal as Hell 1/3
Chapter 108: Metal as Hell 2/3
Chapter 109: Metal as Hell 3/3
Chapter 110: Family Reunion?
Chapter 111: Protection
Chapter 112: Under Attack
Chapter 113: The Scorch Mutiny
Chapter 114: Infiltration
Chapter 115: Setting the Pieces in Motion
Chapter 116: Taking the Initiative
Chapter 117: The Assault Begins
Chapter 118: Planting the Seed of Chaos
Chapter 119: An Intense Fight
Chapter 120: Shutting Down the System
Chapter 121: Loving Destiny
Chapter 122: The Final Push
Chapter 123: Deus Ex Machina
Chapter 124: The End of the War
Chapter 125: Rewards
Chapter 126: So Long Nerds
Chapter 127: Project AMERICA
Chapter 128: Make Way for the Tank!
Chapter 129: The Council of Crows
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Chapter 130: The Great Heist
Chapter 131: Dance Fight
Chapter 132: Academy City
Chapter 133: The Man Hunt
Chapter 134: Five vs Thousands
Chapter 135: The Angel of Death
Chapter 136: Naughty Little Brats needs to be Spanked
Chapter 137: A Multiversal Level Organization
Chapter 138: The Team 6 Tower
Chapter 139: Classes
Chapter 140: A New Member
Chapter 141: Dinosaurs on Steroids
Chapter 142: T-Rex with a Minigun
Chapter 143: Artificial Dungeon
Chapter 144: Feastables
Chapter 145: The Hard-to-Destroy Reptile
Chapter 146: The Thot Destroyer
Chapter 147: Academy's Fastest Princess
Chapter 148: Oriana Family
Chapter 149: Shadow Garden
Chapter 150: The Might of the Banana Tank
Chapter 151: Equality, B!#%H!
Chapter 153: The Special Mission
Chapter 154: The Cancer of Creations
Chapter 155: Rescue the Idiot
Chapter 156: Crawling Creatures
Chapter 157: Demonic Wrath
Chapter 158: A Big Ass Ship
Chapter 159: Space Battle!?
Chapter 160: I Like to Order One Unagi Set!
Chapter 161: The Upcoming Chaos
Extra Chapter(1): The Sea Dragon
Extra Chapter(2): First Dungeon
Extra Chapter(3): Jesus Christ on Steroids
Chapter 162: Fear and Despair
Chapter 163: John Wicking their Asses
Chapter 164: The Battle Royal
Chapter 165: Apex Predator
Chapter 166: The Strongest Student
Chapter 167: The Dirty Knife Boys are Back!
Chapter 168: The Two Villains
Chapter 169: Party!
Chapter 170: First Matches
Chapter 171: Battle of Monarchs
Chapter 172: Illusion World vs...
Chapter 173: Battle of Rage
Chapter 174: Cyborg vs Hero
Chapter 175: Rivals
Chapter 176: Idol Group
Chapter 177: Start of the Chaos
Chapter 178: His True Power
Chapter 179: Search & Destroy Once More
Chapter 180: Welcome to Gmod
Note
Extra Chapter(4): Terroriser vs Mini Ladd(Webnovel's Version)
Chapter 181: Beyond the Demigod Realm
Chapter 182: Pain Without End
Chapter 183: Delirious Goes Fuck It
Chapter 184: The Final Slash

Chapter 152: The New Face

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By TIMEMASTER101

Who do you think is gonna win?

Delirious, his Undead or Shadow Army that are immortal. (Note: Anything he kills he could resurrect them as his Shadow Soldier.)

or

Moo and his army of powerful Magical and Spiritual Beast with a potential of destroying cities alone.

.

.

.

Delirious' army is powerful, capable of regenerating infinitely but it will depleted his mana a lot, they couldn't level up or grow stronger unlike the original, staying at the same level forever no matter how hard Delirious trains them or wasting too many XP potions.

Moo's Magical Beast, once they die, they die, they couldn't be resurrected unless Moo's class is a Beast Summoner but unfortunately, he is only a Beast Tamer. However, unlike Delirious, he can grow his army stronger till they reach S-rank, with a strength enough to wipe out civilizations alone.

So, what are your thoughts?

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Academy City's main Airship depot was made to only fit that. Airships. 

The depot was the second place where the city got their resources from the other places, the other one was the harbor. The spaces where the Airships, big or small landed.

The depot was usually in some sort of chaos, a delivery not being on time, being the wrong one etc. 

But that was all normal... when all of the workers heard about the horrible sight of a Cargo Airship being thrown from the floating island then into the depths below.

Just minutes after the news, all of the workers stared in confusion at the massive black attack helicopter with dual Gatling guns and multiple missile launchers.

There was a door underneath which looked like it wasn't used for attacking but instead for storage, nothing too large but seemed like it could fit motorcycles very well. They all stared at the helicopter in awe, its yellow stripe glistening in the early morning sunlight. 

"Dude, fuck this I'm not working here anymore!" A worker yelled and threw his cap away.

A tall man stood on the rooftop of one of the many large buildings, his non-visible eyes scanning the city through his sunglasses. 

His vision was of a red screen with white writing flashing details about his surroundings, a white circle placed on one peculiar Tower with info about how far away it was and its layout. 

The heavy shadow obscured any feature he might have had, the only thing that showed was the bright white stripes on his black leather jacket.

His jaw hardened. He jumped off the tall building and into the back alley where a brown tarp covered a shape. 

The man ripped the cloth off revealing a black motorcycle with white strips on the fuel tank, he jumped on and kicked the stand. The bike's engine rumbled as he rode it out of the alley and he set his course internally, he was heading straight to his targets.

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It has been a day since fighting the Student Council. The next day, Vanoss and anyone in the city never heard many of them again.... except for one person.

And that's why Vanoss was the only one being called by the Headmistress, and seriously, he actually wanted to enjoy his Saturday, his favorite day of the week! But no. Here he was, stuck in a fucking office listening to two thousand years womans.

Currently he is in a Teleportation platform, ready to teleport to the top floor right away with dark eye bags on him, as if he didn't have any sleep for days. While he was at it, he was thinking something...

Such as ski-ball, he was good at ski-ball. He played it with a friend and Basically at a carnival a couple years ago back on Earth, he was doing pretty good and was winning until that douchebag janitor came along and broke his high score.

Including playing some hockey, he was getting a bit rusty. Eating a cheeseburger, pizza, and breakfast would probably have helped today.

For a few moments, Vanoss appeared and slowly stepped into the large, tension filled room, which brought everyone's attention by the time he arrived.

"Sorry it took so long. Someone accidentally hit all the buttons on the elevator on the way up here." Vanoss stopped and looked over to everyone present, getting weird gazes before continuing. "Hey, I swear it wasn't me!" 

"I know, but thank you two for coming, Mr. Vanoss. How are you both feeling?" Headmistress Regina asked while Wave and a few adults present stood there silently. 

"Okay, I guess. I'd feel better if my anti-feminine record wasn't O-for-three." Vanoss said as he rubs his eyes and yawns, but even though he is tired as hell from all the fights he is being facing, he still tries to lift the tension a little which didn't work in the slightest.

After an awkward silence, Regina looked over to the little girl beside her and asked him the same, "So, Ms. Fouche. How have you been feeling after Wave has cleansed you?"

Vanoss's eyes quickly turn to the loli who was sitting in the chair near Regina. The thought of her summoning a Bear that could envy Delirious appeared on his mind.

"Umm... alright I guess." She said shyly, to Vanoss' surprise, the girl seemed completely different.

"Wait, why is this little psycho here?" Vanoss asked, feeling wary of the girl.

Wave responded, "You don't need to worry, I get rid of all of the things that are slowly hurting her soul, so I fix it, she is still the same but her mood and personality might change on their own. In fact, if I want to, I can alter her soul."

"Wait, you can do that?"

"Of course, I have like a shit ton of high-level Soul Manipulation skills."

As Wave was talking, the Headmistress raised her eyebrows slightly, "Mr. Vanoss, you seem, if you pardon my wording, a bit disheveled. Did you rest at all?"

True, Vanoss looked like absolute hell, his hair was even more messy than usual, same clothes from yesterday, bags under eyes and slightly hunched over. 

"Nah, *yawn*, didn't sleep a bit as there's a pile of vomit on my bed and you know... this." He finished as he held up his right hand, revealing a large, blood covered, glass shard that went right through his hand. "Got that after having a bar fight with Wildcat."

Every person in the room looked at him with a mix of disturbance and pure curiousness. 

"Umm..." Wave tried to find the exact words for this situation "You should...probably go to a nurse, or heal yourself for that..." Saying this, she then continues to cast a glare at Vanoss "...before you deal with taking care of her for today."

"What!? Why the hell do I have to babysit this psycho! Why not her friend, Isebola, or this girl's family."

"I say it's only for a day, Isabella is very busy with her club due to the War of Club events which will begin a month prior. As for her family, we are still discussing it."

"Fuck..."

"Now." Regina began, "Several of Wave's agents here have already informed us of the events that we got the words from Student Council President Mira about her family's connection that we suspect it might be them, we also were wondering if you had anything to add." She gestured towards Vanoss. 

Vanoss really couldn't think straight enough to answer due to him getting tired and all, so he just let the girl beside him answer for them.

Neo nervously shrugged her shoulders "I... I don't know." She admitted. "I knew Mira, same as Isabella but none of us knew much more about whatever connections of her family was."

"I see. I should've known she knows no shit, due to me peeking at her soul." Wave sighs before turning to Vanoss and asking. "Mr. Vanoss?"

The serious look vanished from his face and his posture changed back into his sleepy one. The bags under his eyes also made their great return. 

"*Yawn!* Sorry sir— I mean ma'am, did you say something?" They all sweat dropped and stared at him. 

"No, nevermind..."

"Wait, you said you can see all past events in someone's soul, right? Did you try on the Mira gurl?" Vanoss asked the Dragon lady, the tired man desperately trying to stay awake as much as possible.

"It's possible and I've tried it. But those memories I've been seeing were not used, not enough. Even when I did some, it became static for some reason. So we still lack the required evidence to link things together."

"Actually, I... I think I remember her saying something about a hideout, or something, in the southeast. Just outside the city." Neo admitted.

Vanoss raised his eyebrows in surprise 'A hideout... I'm going to have to tell the boys about this.'

"Hm, that'll be useful." Regina gave a small smile, "Wave, send more of your scouts and troops to hunt these rats, these bastards were pretty good at hiding."

"Understood." Wave nodded before she vanished.

By the time she vanosh, Regina looks at Vanoss and thanks him, "Thank you for your cooperation. Why don't you and Neo go and spend some time, heal her more? She and her family have been through a lot while you have a big day ahead of you."

"Anytime." Vanoss smiled and started to make for the transportation similar to the elevator with Neo behind him.

As they went out of the room and headed towards the Teleportation platform, a man, who was currently eating an apple, called out.

"Mr. Vanoss."

Vanoss froze in place and slowly turned around to face the man, who is Han Yufei.

"Yes sir?" He asked hesitantly after seeing the serious look on his face. 

"Gotta ask, but a couple months ago, there was a chase involving an unknown group of mercenaries, who stole a powerful family Clan known as the Yufei Clan. These mercenaries stole one of their important family's heirlooms. And the only information I got is that they escaped with a flying yellow wagon." 

Knowing what he meant, Vanoss quickly turned his head to the side slightly, trying to l avoid eye contact as he gets flashbacks of multiple families and countries that he and the gang pissed off, even stealing one of their important and powerful Magic Items.

"Have you seen anything that might—"

Vanoss suddenly put his arm over Neo's shoulder and walked into the platform, "Damm I am extremely hungry bye bye!" 

And then the platform glowed bright, at the next second, they vanished. 

In the bottom floor, Vanoss sighed heavily and took his arm off of Neo who cocked her head at him.

"What's wrong?" She asked, confused. He looked at her with tired eyes, the bright eyes that looked like fire now dark and plain. While Neo has now become the opposite compared to her yandere vibe.

"Nothing, I just need to eat something, go to sleep or take some dru—" He lay onto the platform floor and promptly fell asleep, snoring loudly. 

Neo blankly stared at him, wondering just how he was even functioning. She poked his arm hard, causing him to nearly fall over. "Hey stay awake, we're already here." She said with a small smile.

He laughed slightly and stood up fully "Yeah, Yeah I know." He waved her off.

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Following a bright blue light that illuminates the room, the two walked out into the quiet hall.

Looking at Neo quietly, Vanoss let out a sigh and just thought, 'Fuck it.'

"Better behave yourself, girl. Summon another Devil's bitch then I will make you as his."

"I know, sorry about the things I did."

"Uh, fine. And still, behave yourself while I'm gonna babysit you for the whole day."

"Okay ._." Neo turned to Vanoss who was about to move, "Hey I thought you said you were hungry?" She asked just as his stomach grumbled and he faintly smiled.

"Um, yeah, I'll go there soon. I just need to change first."

And just when she said that, Vanoss got an amazing idea that, most likely, wouldn't result in extreme pain of walking! 

Vanoss grabbed Neo's arm and smiled while she stared confused.

"W...what are you..?"  The poor girl didn't even get to finish.

"Gotta buckle up, Imma teleport this shit."

Extending his hand, Vanoss began to type some commands.

[/home]

*Pop!*

With a pop, the two disappeared from view.

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The 99th Floor of the Team 6 Tower was about a peaceful and calm one could be at this time of day, just when most were going to breakfast—

"Mmmphmm!!"

"Mr. Vanoss, are you okay?!"

—and there it went.

By the time the two teleported inside the Tower, Vanoss somehow appeared and was stuck inside a huge block of strange stone.

"Mmhphmmh!" His voice echoed within the blocks of stone that could suppress someone's strength and rank by the time they touch the stone for a second.

Though you couldn't understand what Vanoss is saying, Neo gets the message of what he said.

Extending her arms to the right, it suddenly grew larger and it transformed into a busty arm that she seems to use steroids a lot.

"Ha!"

As she punches the blocks of magical  concrete at full force, she manages to break Vanoss free but the punch also sends him into a wall, hitting his back as he makes an impact.

"JESUS CHRIST!"

Vanoss coughs up a bit of his saliva and lands face down on the hard floor, in an unconscious Peter Griffin position.

'Son of a bitch, talk about a knockback.' Vanoss thought, a week ago he secretly changed their commands of teleporting into the tower to try to prank his friends by letting them get stuck in the magical concrete block he was in if they ever tried to teleport back. But it seems he forgot the prank he made with the result of getting a prank on himself.

Neo meanwhile stood in the distance chuckling, couldn't help but find Vanoss' pose funny as he got up and glared at her.

"So is helping someone by punching them with your arm in steroids is now a thing you do?" He asked sarcastically while feeling uninjured, which made her giggle.

"Yeah sorry 'bout that. This is your home?" She looked around her surroundings and he nodded.

"Yeah that's it. I'm gonna get changed in the bathroom so you're safe to come in if you want."

She nodded, hoping to see what they made their HQ like since the last time where she only briefly saw inside through the glass windows of the tower.

After several things like entering an elevator, waiting till it reached the 100th floor, the two were now in the Living Area.

"There's some couches near the TV." He pointed to them with Neo still being right behind him, looking around her, including the TV with a curious look.

"So just sit down, ignore the mess from when Delirious snuck a raccoon in, wait for me to just get changed and then we'll—" he opened the door, stood for a couple seconds before turning to her and closing it over slightly.

"On second thought just wait out here." Vanoss quickly slipped into the room and shut the door, leaving the dumbstruck Neo standing alone in the living room.

"Okie dokie...i'll just stand here...alone." she muttered.

After a short amount of time Vanoss walked out of the room, now in sweatpants and a black shirt with the words 'Mom made Chicken' written on the back.

"Alright, got ma shirt and some sweatpants. I found a good restaurant over a few blocks, I think it's called MC—"

"Heyooo Evan, you said you and the cute little girl will go to that restaurant?" Vanoss' sentence was cut off by a girl that appeared on the couch of the living room.

"Erika, you're here?"

"Of course, I can live anywhere I want to. And did you say you and the girl will be at the new restaurant?"

"Yeah."

"Cool! We were also planning to go there as well."

"Okay, the boys were pretty busy and I need someone to hang out with.... wait, what do you 'mean'?"

"Oh, forgot to mention that I will bring a friend over."

"A friend?"

"Yeah, a friend from one of the clubs I've been to. Can she?"

"Yeah sure, I don't mind."

"Sweet."

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(Few Hours Later)

"Ya' know, Vanoss thanks for taking me here and all." Erika thanked Vanoss as she and the three were sitting at a table in a chicken restaurant called McRonald.

"Yeah, no mention of it, but...." Vanoss glanced towards the others at the table, one of which was silently glaring hot daggers on fire at him. "I didn't know your friend was a hot chick..." He whispered over to Erika who sat eating happily.

Erika tilted her head confused, "Why do you ask? She was like my best friend on [Genius Society]."

"Correction, we aren't best friends and you said we should eat and talk about serious manners at hands." Isabella, who kept glaring daggers at Vanoss said coldly as she drank her Pineapple juice.

Meanwhile, Neo was eating her chicken happily, same as Erika, as she looked at her friend and former partner of the Student Council, she innocently asked, "Isabella, why you keep talking on Mr. Vanoss like that? Aren't you guys supposed to like each other? And isn't that the reason you resigned from the Student Council?"

Isabella:

Vanoss:

"When you mention, Vanoss always changes his tone into a flirting one and Isabella has that weird reaction, does that mean the two has—"

"Erika, Neo, shut the hell up." Isabella spoke coldly as she glared at the two, immediately making the two turn away. 

"Don't make such ridiculous nonsense in your minds, I would never fall in love with this idiot." Isabella said coldly at Vanoss, but then she eyed his hand and made a disgusted face, "And.... dear gods, how long has that been there?" She asked, pointing at the wound which still had a shard of a bottle in it. 

Vanoss tiredly glanced down and looked surprised before scratching the back of his head and smiling.

"Oh yeah, shit I kinda forgot about that." 

The three watched in horror as Vanoss nonchalantly grabbed the bloody bottle shard and ripped it out of his hand, throwing it across the room and hitting someone who screamed.

Vanoss picked up his drink while the three stared at him. The man looked confusedly, "What?" He asked as if he did not just rip a bottle glass shard out of his hand and yeeted it across a room. 

"How did you..." Isabella asked, pointing to his hand, her annoyed look being exchanged for disturbance. Then she shook her head, of course, she did hear there is a skill [Pain Nullification].

He glanced at the blonde with a smile, "Well a simple calm of the mind and ignoring pain is what these bald head monks said. Besides it's only a small cut, nothin' to worry about." He waved all of them off and continued eating his cheeseburger, this time with drops of blood covering the table. 

"Really? How?" Neo asked.

"Little Neo, that's a little grim... bad-um-tsss..." He smiled slightly as his horrible joke. 

"Ugggh... I think I know why I always felt annoyed at your presence, your jokes and your existence is what is hurting me." Isabella bluntly said.

"Gotta agreed to Isabella there, I pretty much don't get that joke." Erika nodded, followed by Neo as they continued to eat their food.

Vanoss actually looked hurt. "Hey, my jokes are not—" He was cut off by a song playing from his pants pocket.

[~Talkin to the moon with the lights out~]

Vanoss reached into his pocket and pulled out his phone which had a call screen. He tapped accept and held it up to his ear, "Y'ello, most badass man in the world speaking, who is it?"

Despite not being able to hear the other person clearly, an audible 'Oh fuck off' could be made out.

"Oh! Really? Hell yeah sure!" Vanoss suddenly stood up, "Yeah I'll be there soon." He put his phone back in his pocket and grabbed the last of his burger "I gotta go, see you later." 

"Going back up to our HQ?" Erika asked, getting a grimacing face in return.

"Uhh... no there's a situation I don't wanna get involved with..." Vanoss looked away, trying not to remember what he saw when he opened the bathroom door.

Erika raised an eyebrow, it wasn't uncommon for BBS to get into stupid things but for one of them to actively avoid getting involved was strange. 

"What kind of situation?" Vanoss brought off his phone again while speaking "Well, I'm guessing that Delirious went to the bathroom last night and woke up with him losing his dick."

All of them looked very disturbed when he explained, most of them were expecting a room to be on fire as it had been previously from an intense game of minecraft.

"Well that's.... are you sure? Maybe you're missing something." Neo said nervously. 

Vanoss held up his phone which showed a text chat between him and someone called 'clown'. 

A message read as: 'EVAN, I JUST WOKE UP WITH MY DICK BEING MISSING! GET YOUR ASS UP HERE AND HELP ME, PWEEAASSSEE!' 

They all stared at the screen.

"Oh..." All of them said in unison.

Vanoss sighed and put his phone back in his pocket, "Well, I gotta go meet a friend. He says he's here to see us because it's been so long and I miss my friends, but that's bullshit." Vanoss admitted. "He's really here because of some fuckers that likes to play hide and seek with us, and you guys might not to get involve with because its some Underworld and Mafia business and shit." He muttered that last part.

"Ohhh~ may I join in?" Erika asked.

"No, like I said, it's a matter of a mafia business—"

"Oi, I saved your ass from Isabella's father's bodyguard, so you owe me anything."

"Are you seriously trying to make an excuse?"

"Let me...." Erika coldly muttered as she glared at Vanoss intensely.

"....fine."

"Perfect! Should we bring Neo along?"

"No."

"Don't you forget about the Headmistress' words?"

"Okay fine, babysit Ms. Pizza or whatever." Vanoss sigh tiredly, he then turned his gaze on Isabella and asked, "What about you blonde? Wanna join in as well?"

"Nope, I have other important stuff besides whatever children games you or your friends are doing."

"Oh? And what kind of important stuff is better than my important stuff?"

"Important stuff like preparation for the War of Clubs that was about to start next month."

"Of course, Delirious' little dark gassy army is doin' the work." As he finished eating his last meal, Vanoss stood up and was about to leave. "It's a nice meal with you, hope we will see each other soon enough." He said with a teasing smile.

"By the gods, I hope not."

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"Remind me again, why the hell do you two want to come here as well?" Vanoss glanced behind him at Neo and Erika who were following close behind. "You do know my business is not your concern and can be incredibly dangerous."

"Oh come on, I've been to the black market countless times and into countless street fights from four different criminal groups. Something like that is just another monday of mine." Erika claims. "Especially the time I visit a red light district, most of the gals in there are extremely experienced."

Vanoss eyed her skeptically at her wording 'What the fuck?' he thought. 

"Are we nearly there yet? My feet hurt and it's too hooooottt!" Neo whined, wiping sweat off her forehead. 

Vanoss muttered a curse, "Jesus, are you twelve?" He asked, smiling back at her pouting face. "Well, let's talk about our darkest or wettest time later because we're here."

The trio stood just outside a small, green themed cafe on the sidewalk while people and carriages went past. Vanoss was staring at his phone with an irritated expression, while Erika continued to drink her drinks back on McBonald, Neo on the other hand was holding her doll and looking around expecting.

"Where's your other friend? I thought you said he would be here." Erika asked, a little bit annoyed at having to wait in the blistering heat. 

Vanoss was frantically typing on his phone, "I thought the fucker would be here now—" 

Neo jabbed a finger in his face and yelled, "No swear!" 

Erika held in a laugh at the surprised look on his face.

"Why is swearing such a big issue with you? I swear Wave just fucked up your soul or somethi—"

*The Terminator 2 Theme SFX*

The sound of a loud engine started echoing down the street, very ominous. Erika and Neo looked down the street and saw the quickly approaching figure on a motorcycle.

The sound of its engine got louder and louder and the gray smoke from its exhaust trailed behind it.

Vanoss stood silently leant against the wall and stared with narrow eyes at the figure. The man on the bike drifted into a stop beside them, its tyre screenings and the man putting his foot on the ground. 

The two girls started nervously at the man who just sat on his bike... menacingly. He had brown hair and a slight brown beard, his eyes not visible because he was wearing black lens sunglasses. He was frowning angrily while looking down at the cracked road.

He suddenly turned to them and held up a shotgun.

"I AM CYBERDYNE SYSTEMS MODEL 101." He spoke with a heavy accent neither of them recognised. The man pointed the gun at the two girls, "COME WITH ME IF YOU WANT TO LIVE."

Feeling threatened, Neo instinctively was about to use her magic while Erika looked at the barrel of the gun with a blank look as her hand was already in the handle of her golden handgun.

Erika glanced at the pizza girl with a look that said 'on my mark. Neo nodded slightly, they would attack him on her move. 

They were about to strike when a hand came from behind them and pushed the barrel of the gun away from them.

"Did you really have to make that little entrance? Especially aiming a gun at some girls?" Vanoss chuckled as the stoic man stared blankly.

"MOVE OR BE PREPARED TO BE TERMINATED." 

Vanoss started laughing and turned back towards the two confused girls, "Don't worry he's harmless, he just really likes the terminator movies. Don't you?"

The man on the bike suddenly jumped off and grabbed Vanoss by the collar and shook him.

"JUST LET ME HAVE ONE THING!" He yelled in a completely different voice while Vanoss just laughed at him.

Neo and Erika stared at the sight in pure confusion. 'W..what just happened? They thought.

The man, Terroriser, finally let go of Vanoss's collar who was still laughing his ass off at him.

"Ayy it's alright man! We all know you're actually a T-800...." Terroriser looked at him with a happy smile "....not." Vanoss snorted, causing Terroriser to jump at him again.

Erika cleared her throat, finally getting the two's attention, after Terroriser had finally stopped trying to kill Vanoss. He looked at the two suspiciously. 

"Who are you two?" He asked seriously, a dark tone in his voice.

She was about to answer before a hand landed on Terroriser's shoulder, Vanoss leaning past him and holding out his hand to introduce the two to his friend. 

"The one with the brown hair is the new member of ours and the same one that fucked Wildcat up in a match of Call of Duty, even making him cried. And the pizza girl over there is the psycho that tried to kill me with a Demon bear!" He grinned while his friend scratched his head in thought. 

"Oh yeah! Didn't you mention there is also that blonde bitch that you were simpi—" 

Vanoss quickly steered the conversation away from things he's said about Isabella to Terroriser.

"Anyway! This is Ne-" He was cut off by his friend who immediately started reading off their bios, 

"Neopolitan Haren Fouche, daughter of the Fouche Family infamous with their ancestor being famous for their special type of Demons Summoning Magic."

Neo stared in shock at the man, surprised that despite never meeting her, he knew all about her.

"H...how did you...?" Neo asked confusedly. 

Vanoss clicked his fingers and smiled,."Oh yeah! I knew I forgot about something." He reached over and pulled the sunglasses off of his friend's face, revealing that his left eye and part of the face was gone, replaced by visible metal plates with bolts, a dark gray piece of metal which moved like an eyebrow and a red eye. 

"He's part robot." Vanoss said calmly, as if nothing about that sentence sounded weird.

They both jumped back at the sight of the half robots' exposed metal skull. Neo shakily waved as she never seen like this before while Erika nodded in acknowledgement.

"...and this is the terminator wannabe, Terroriser!"

Terroriser glared at his friend before rolling his eyes, "Yeah fuck you too Vanoss, hey nice to meet you." He extended a hand to Erika who shook it. At the same time, Terroriser also tries to do a bio scanning at Erika.

[Name: ???

Class: ???

Age: ???

Gender: ???

Rank: ???

Magic Power: ?????

Magic: ???

Attack: ???

Defense: ???

Agility: ???

Intelligence: ???

Luck: ???

Equipment: ?????

Skills: ?????

Special abilities: ???

Information: #?'$!:!$!::¥√%&#')#!?@]

'What the hell?' Terroriser looks at the bio in confusion, that will not be possible as he has a skill to bypass false info or information protection unless that being is on a different level.

When Terroriser tries to look into it more, he returns to reality when Vanoss flick his finger on his head to get his attention.

"Hey Brian, still there? Gotta ask, what exactly are you doing here?"

Shaking his head to forget what he saw earlier, Terroriser then did a fake surprise, "What? A guy can't go and see his best friends anymore?" 

Vanoss wasn't impressed and his raised eyebrow told the other man that.

Terroriser turned both him and Vanoss away from the two girls who stood there awkwardly and started whispering.

"You know the reason." Vanoss rolled his eyes.

"Yeah of course. But why? Is it the Underworld thing?" Terroriser looked around him for a second before continuing, "Right listen you idiot, you know the way that Wave and her organization doesn't let anything about the secret stuff out to the public?" 

Vanoss thought for a moment, of course, the Midnight Kairos are very secretive of what actually goes on behind the scenes. 

"Well, I'm guessing that since these assholes kept kidnapping students and minors in this city a couple weeks ago they must have tried to brainwash them and do some jackshit like what they did to you." Terroriser explained.

The two suddenly stopped, the feeling of eyes in them. "Ohh right, I completely forgot about them..."

They turned around to see the concerned faces of the two staring at them.

"Um Brian, didn't you also lower your volume?"

"Uh... oh, sorry ha ha." Terroriser nervously laughed. 

Vanoss motioned for the two to come closer at what they did, he then whispered to them, "Alright listen, whatever you heard from me and Terroriser, you two cannot talk about what you just heard in public nor get into this dangerous manner. These groups we are talking about are sneaky, they might have people around."

"I understand." Neo nodded.

"Well, I did expect some jackshit is happening all around the city, so that ain't new to me." Erika said, not feeling suprise or anything about it.

Vanoss started walking back to the tower with Neo and Erika in tow, leaving Terroriser behind.

"C'mon let's go back quickly, I got the feeling that the Man with the Apple is around here!"

"The Man with the what?" Terroriser questions as he looks at the three running away. "Nevermind." He looked around for a moment and asked.

 "Shit, where the hell am I gonna stay?"

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