The Ideal Holiday (Bernard x...

By WillowTheElf

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Christmas isn't Y/N Calvin'S favourite thing ever, but things change after awhile, Y/N is a 18 year old girl... More

Explanation
Chapter 1, The Extended Night
Chapter 2 Christmas Eve
Chapter 3, Elf In Charge
Chapter 4, SANTA IS MY DAD!?
Chapter 5. What's the time?
Chapter 6. Christmas Morning
Chapter 7. The Random Call From Dad
Note From The Author
Chapter 8. I Fell In Love With An Elf
Chapter 9. The List
Chapter 10. Surprise Visitor
Chapter 11. An Unlike Ordinary Thanksgiving
Chapter 12. A Whole Year
Chapter 13. Bustin' Santa Outta' Jail
Chapter 14. Bye Bye
Chapter 15. A Change To Never Forget
Chapter 16. Interrupted
Chapter 17. Elfcon
Chapter 18. What About Him?
Chapter 19. Dad Finds Out 2 (BAD) Things
Note From The Author
Chapter 20. Curtis Finds A Solution
Chapter 21. Plastic
Chapter 22. Bernard Tells The Elves
Chapter 23. Dad Leaves
Chapter 24. The Elves Meet Toy Santa
Note From The Author
Chapter 25. The Toy Santa Grounds Me
Chapter 27. Attacked
Chapter 28. Out Of This Place
Chapter 29. Full Ice
Chapter 30. The Snowball Battle
Chapter 31. Back Where He Came From
Chapter 32. Tell Me What?
Chapter 33. Wedding
Chapter 34. A Normal Day.
Chapter 35. A Day With Judy
Chapter 36. The Big Day
Note From The Author
Chapter 37. The Baby Is Coming!
Chapter 38. Pillow Fort
Chapter 39. Hot Chocolate Sunday
Note From The Author
Chapter 40. The In-Laws
Chapter 41. We Welcome You To Canada!
Chapter 42. Where The Anger Starts
Chapter 43. Canadian Toy Factory
Chapter 44. I'm Fed Up Of Jack Frost Already
Chapter 45. They Can't Be That Bad
Chapter 46. Absolute Chaos
Chapter 47. Ruined Family Time
Chapter 48. The Escape Clause
Chapter 49. The Past Comes To Future
Chapter 50. Reality Sucks
Note From The Author
Chapter 51. Bernard Who?
Chapter 52. Welcome To Theme Park Pole!
Chapter 53. What Does He Want To Tell Y/N?
Rest Of Chapter 52. Welcome To The Theme Park Pole!
The Real Chapter 53. Y/N And Tulip Sneak Out Of The Busy Parts To Save An Elf
Chapter 54. Meeting The Elf
Chapter 55. We Were About To Kick Santa's Butt
Chapter 56. I Love You
Chapter 57. The Unexpected
Chapter 58. Jack Did What Now?
Chapter 59. Bernard's Great Idea
Chapter 60. My Ideal Holiday

Chapter 26. Toys

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By WillowTheElf

I and Bernard walked into the workshop and saw nothing but chaos. Bernard and I ran up to the toy Santa who was in the Naughty And Nice centre. 

Bernard turned to Curtis. "Curtis, what is HE doing in the Naughty And Nice centre?"

I walked over to toy Santa, I was more than angry. "What in the name of St Nick are you doing?"

Toy Santa grinned at me. "Well, I'm checking the Naughty And Nice list. Actually I'm checking it twice."

"I ALREADY TOLD YOU!!!" Bernard yelled, approaching us.

Everyone stopped what they were doing and turned to Bernard.

I took a step to Bernard. "Everyone's looking at you, love."

He lowered his voice. "...it's already been checked." He sighed. "Don't worry about it."

Toy Santa frowned. "I do worry about it! There's a lot of mistakes on this list!" He exclaimed. "I'll give you a big fat one for instance." He nodded, and slammed his finger on the metal globe. "In Denmark, there's a guy named Sven Halstrom right here." He turned to me and Bernard,  then back to the globe. "He's a Dane. Apparently! He was wiping his nose on his sister's shirt. YUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! That's not very nice! And yet, he's on the nice list."

"We try to go easy on the kids this time of year." Bernard explained.

"Children tend to get a bit antsy around the holidays." I nodded.

"I DON'T UNDERTAND THAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Toy Santa technically screamed in my face, which made me flinch because I hated people shouting.

Bernard's face turned into a slightly worried one when he noticed me flinch.

"It looks like kids are misbehaving everywhere! They're running with scissors, they're always sticky! I'm not gonna stop this car!" He exclaimed. "NO WE'RE NOT THERE YET!!" He yelled. "Brush your teeth! Pick up those clothes! It goes on and on and on!"

I flinched yet again, I wanted to just run off and stay there until dad came back, but I wasn't going to let this ship sink, even though it practically was.

"But there just kids!" Bernard exclaimed. "Everyone misbehaves sometimes."

Toy Santa held up the handbook. "But according to the Santa handbook! Naughty kids get coal in there stockings, right?" He looked annoyed so he did not wait for an answer. "And if they don't have stockings, then we'll make them stockings!" He exclaimed. "And in my little personal opinion, I think they all should get coal in their stockings."

"No! That's not how it works!" Curtis exclaimed.

Toy Santa appeared to not be listening to him. "Get me the Naughty And Nice list! Get me every list! GET ME EVERYTHING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" He called, already walking away.

"I don't think this is any good." Curtis mumbled.

"You think?" Bernard scoffed.

Tears slightly filled my eyes because all the shouting, I ran off.

Bernard followed me. "Snowflake wait!!"

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