Total drama island Nerd love

By karateunicornalc

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'Ew, nerd love! If you kiss in front of me, I will throw up!' Just an AU where Alex and Scarlett go on TDI in... More

Not so happy campers, part one
Not so happy campers part two
The big sleep
Dodgebrawl
Not quite famous
The sucky out doors
Phobia factor
Up the creek
Paintball deer hunt
If you can't take the heat
Who can you trust?
Basic straining
X-treme torture
Brunch of disgustingness
No pain, no gain
Search and do not destroy
Hide and be sneaky
That's off the chain!
Hook, line and screamer
Wawanakwa gone wild!
Tri-armed triathlon
haute camp-ture
Camp castaways
Are we there yeti?
I triple dog dare you!
The very last episode! Really!
Total drama, drama, drama, island!

Batter batter, swing!

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By karateunicornalc

Scarlett's POV

We were all in the dining area, choking down the disgusting gruel we refer to as food.

Chris walked into the room. "It's time for today's challenge! A little game I like to call, batter batter swing!" he said

"Mmmmmmmmm, batter" Owen drooled.

"he probably meant it as in the sports kind of batter" I explained to the buffoon.

"...But we still get batter, right?" Owen asked. I groaned in annoyance, before resting my head on the table.

"The rules are simple! You'll be standing on podiums and trying to bat people off them! Simple!" Chris said.

"Too easy. What's the catch?" I asked

"hehehe, nothing! Follow me kids!" Chris smirked

Confessional

Scarlett: With my only ally gone, I really need to win immunity

End

We followed Chris to where two podiums were set up above the lake.

"There are the podiums, and here are the dueling sticks you'll be using!" Chris said, holding up two dueling sticks "All you have to do is knock your opponents into the lake! Round one, Duncan vs Gwen!".

Duncan and Gwen climbed onto the podiums and were given the dueling sticks

"And... ATTACK!" Chris yelled. They started trying to hit each other.

"Go Gwen! get him girl!" LeShawna cheered.

Duncan swung at Gwen. She grabbed his dueling stick and pulled it back, making him fall into the water.

"Oooooh, Gwen wins that round, which means that she can go again later!" Chris said.

Duncan resurfaced with an electric eel on his head. It electrocuted him.

"Hahaha! Awesome!" Chris cackled "Anyway, Geoff and Scarlett, you're up next!".

Geoff and I climbed onto the podiums and were given dueling sticks.

"And... ATTACK!" Chris yelled.

I kicked Geoff in the family jewels making him hunch over, before I nudged him off the podium with my dueling stick. He resurfaced from the water with three electric eels on his arms and head. They shocked him.

"Well... that was fast." Chris said "But, a win's a win! Scarlett progresses to the next round! Owen and Heather, you're up next".

Heather climbed up while Owen was struggling. The podium he was trying to fall fell back and landed on him.

"ohhh, it landed on my keys!" he yelped

"Medic!" Chris called "Oh right, we don't have one... interns!". Two interns ran up and dragged Owen away.

"Ok, so I guess it'll be Heather vs LeShawna" Chris said "I'd say good luck but it's bad for ratings so... get injured!".

Heather and LeShawna started swinging their dueling sticks at each other.

"You're going down toothpick!" LeShawna said.

"Back off, big butted, loud mouth, rap star wannabe!" Heather responded.

"Oooooooooh! You messing with the wrong sister!" LeShawna screamed, swinging incredibly hard at Heather. Heather ducked and LeShawna fell off her podium.

"Hahaha! Yes! Take that, loser!" Heather cackled.

"Heather wins! Sadly. Anyway, Gwen and Scarlett, you're up next" Chris said.

Gwen and I climbed back onto the podiums and were given dueling sticks. We started batting at each other.

"You're not to bad at this" Gwen said

"Thanks. Not to bad yourself. It's too bad that Trent isn't here to cheer you on" I responded. 

Gwen's focus slipped for a second, and I took the opportunity to bat her off.

"Nothing personal!" I yelled as she fell.

Confessional

Heather: Well played, Scarface

Scarlett: Is it poor sportsmanship to use someone's emotions against them? Yes. Do I need immunity? Also yes.

End

"Ok, Gwen's out! Anyway, since Heather's only played one round and we need to see who's battling Scarlett in the final round, we've decided to give one of the losers from this challenge a second chance at battling Heather!" Chris said.

"Oh-ho-ho, you're going down Heather" LeShawna said, stepping forward.

"LeShawna voulanteers!" Chris grinned "This is gonna be good!"

"Oh please, I beat you before, I can do it again!" Heather scoffed as LeShawna walked towards her.

"Yes, you have indeed versed and beat her before, but now that she knows your strategy and attacks, she has a much higher chance of beating you" I pointed out.

"Yeah, what she said" LeShawna said. Her and Heather climbed up.

"And... attack!" Chris yelled. LeShawna and Heather started batting at each other

"That's for shredding my clothes!"

"That's for kissing Gwen's boyfriend!"

"That's for throwing me off a cliff!"

"That's for being a total bitch!!!".

At this point, they had tossed their dueling sticks away and were attacking each other with their fists.

"Woohoo! Go LeShawna!" Gwen cheered

"Show that bitch who's boss!" Duncan added.

LeShawna grabbed Heather's hair and yanked it hard. "Ow! Fricking hell!" Heather yelped. LeShawna pulled her off her podium and she fell into the electric eel infested water.

"Woohoo! Haha! that's right bitch! You lose, I win!" LeShawna cackled.

"Ok, LeShawna and Scarlett, time for you two to battle it out for immunity!" Chris said.

LeShawna and I climbed onto the podiums and were given dueling sticks.

"You're pretty cool, I hate to smack you into eel infested water" LeShawna told me.

"Same to you" I said.

"And... fight!" Chris yelled

We started hitting at each other with our dueling sticks.

Confessional

Duncan: LeShawna wins. Definitely. Then I can finally vote Scarlett out

Geoff: LeShawna's probably gonna win. 

End

LeShawna hit my stomach. I wobbled slightly, but stayed on. 

"At least you didn't hit my head" I muttered, just loud enough for her to hear. She smirked and swung at my head.

I ducked and she went flying off her podium.

"And Scarlett wins immunity!" Chris said.

I got back down from my podium and went back to the beach.

"How?!" Heather exclaimed.

"The laws of force and motion are simple" I shrugged "With LeShawna being the pivot point I knew the inertia caused by the mass of the dueling stick would-".

They all looked at me in confusion.

"She swung to hard and fell down" I sighed

God I miss having someone who actually understands things I say.

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"You've all cast your votes and made your decisions. The camper who does not receive a marshmallow must return to the dock of shame to catch the boat of losers, and get the hell out of here! Scarlett has immunity, so she gets the first marshmallow." Chris said. He tossed it to me "The next marshmallow goes to... Duncan. Next, LeShawna and Gwen."

"Heather, Geoff, this is the final marshmallow, the one of you staying is........................Heather".

Heather smirked and caught her marshmallow "So long, and good riddance!" she said.

Geoff stood up. "Ciao dudes" he said, before walking down to the dock of shame.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Authors note

First attempt writing an original episode! Sry if it's short

Hope u liked it

-Chinchilla✨

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