Alex's POV
We were sitting at the campfire area watching a random horror movie.
"he's coming out of the woods with a big hacking chainsaw! That's so cool!" Izzy marveled.
"Oh no! Psycho man's going for the car!" Owen yelped in fright.
"Yo! Fool couple! Stop making out and START THE CAR!" LeShawna screamed, throwing popcorn at the screen.
"Imagine if people in horror movies had brains" I wondered
"They're gonna be chainsaw sushi! Haha!" Izzy laughed happily.
The girl in the movie screamed.
"GREAT CANADIAN CHEESE! NOW THE CAR WON'T START!" Owen shrieked
"Yes, we can see that" Scarlett said in boredom.
"Run! The psycho's gonna getcha!" Izzy yelled
"Aw man. I hate scary movies" Dj said in fear
The psycho in the movie smashed open the car windows and turned his chainsaw on.
"Here comes the blood fest!" Gwen smiled. The psycho started massacaring the couple with their chainsaw.
"The psycho's going back to the woods! He's getting away! Good ending!" Izzy grinned "Izzy loves scary movies!"
"So does Owen" Owen flirted. Duncan, Dj and I gave him thumbs ups.
The movie ended.
"Phew! Boy am I glad that's over! I really hate scary movies!" Dj exclaimed
"Oh yeah? Which part scares you most? The part when everyone meets a grizzly death? Or the escaped psycho killer with a CHAINSAW AND A HOOK?" Duncan said dramatically, holding up his hand with his weird hook thing.
"AHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Dj shrieked.I
"Aw, come on Dj! For a slasher movie it was pretty tame" Scarlett said, putting the movie back in the box
"Yeah, there was hardly any hacking" Gwen agreed
"Not like, Blood bath two! Summer camp reign of terror!" Duncan said dramatically
"No way! That's my favorite movie!" Gwen grinned
"I'm more a Blair Witch kind of girl, but that movie's ok" Scarlett said
Confessional
Scarlett: Sci-fi and horror. Only movie genres I need. The rest can go die in a hole
Alex: *Shudders* I hate horror movies! I get enough heebie jeebies from Hunchback of Notre Dame, thank you very much!
End
"I love when the killer jams that guy's hand under the lawnmower!" Gwen smirked
"Or when the girl goes to a doctor because she thinks she was seeing things when she saw the killer, and she gets stabbed in the throat with a surgical knife" Scarlett grinned
"Or when he pushes her sister off the dock and she lands on a propeller blade that slices her in half!" Duncan added
"Or when he jams that big guy's head inside the woodchipper!" they all cheered, before sharing a three way high-five.
"Awwwww, looks like Scarlett, Gwen and Duncan have more in common than bad fashion sense" Heather mocked "it's just mindless guts and gore!"
"Horror movies aren't mindless!" Gwen defended
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Fanfiction'Ew, nerd love! If you kiss in front of me, I will throw up!' Just an AU where Alex and Scarlett go on TDI instead of TDPI. Enjoy my friends!
