Blossom (writer): A special chapter since we hit 1k reads (I'm still in shock). Suggested by the lovely @AnimeFangirl5Ever. Sorry if it's not exactly as you pictured! Have suggestions of your own? Leave 'em in the comments!
Scenario: Reckless Pallad hurts Bennett and calls him a "burden." How does everyone react?
Reckless Pallad: "This is all your fault, Bennett!" *pushes Bennett, making him fall from the ledge and hurt himself* "You're just bad luck! I'd never join your adventure team, not if Lord Barbatos himself commanded it!"
Heartslabyul Reaction
Deuce: "Forgive me, Mother." *clenches fists* "Hey, Pallad! How about this, huh? Since you hurt Benny once, and he's worth ten of you, I'll give you ten punches to the head! Then if you survive that, we'll see who's talkin'."
Ace: "Deuce, you idiot! Ten punches will knock him out. We want him conscious for this next part."
Deuce: "Oh, yeah. Let's drop a cauldron on him instead!"
Reckless Pallad: "Ha! You think I'm a pushover? I won't let myself get beaten by a bunch of kids."
Riddle: "Is that so? According to Rule #348 of the Queen of Hearts' code, hurting a student is not permitted. Therefore, it will have to be..... OFF WITH YOUR HEAD!"
Reckless Pallad: "H-huh? What's this collar around my neck?" *pulls at it* "It won't come off!"
Cater: "L-O-L! Looks totes hilarious on you! Quick, lemme take a photo."
Reckless Pallad: "W-wait, don't do that! Then everyone will—"
Cater: "Aaaaand... posted to Magicam! Sorry-not-sorry, dude. I don't like or subscribe to your attitude."
Trey: "But don't worry, Pallad. We'll let you go after you eat this slice of tart we made specially for you."
Deuce: "We will?"
Trey: "Yeah. The tart was a gift from Lilia."
Savanaclaw Reaction
Leona: "Interesting. I've never eaten a herbivore with so few brains before."
Ruggie: "Shishishi. It'd probably mess with your stomach. Let's keep it as a pet instead."
Leona: "Hm, I could use a chew toy from time to time."
Ruggie: "We could put it in a maze and see how long it lasts without food or water."
Jack: "You guys! How could you think of doing that?" *bares teeth* "That's way better than what Pallad deserves, after treating Bennett that way."
Reckless Pallad: "Hey, don't talk about me as if I'm not here!"
Leona: *looks at Pallad* "Dinner is awfully talkative today."
Ruggie: *nods* "Seems a little undercooked to me."
Reckless Pallad: "Put me down! Where are you taking me?"
Jack: "The kitchen."
Octavinelle Reaction
Floyd: "Ugh, Azul! Can I play with Reckless Pallad for a bit?"
Jade: "Allow me to speak with him as well, Azul."
Azul: "Let me check our Terms of Service... alright. Our insurance covers the costs. Go ahead, you two."
Reckless Pallad: "W-what are you gonna do to me?"
Azul: "Oh, you poor, unfortunate soul..."
Floyd: "You've heard of dreams coming true, right?"
Jade: "Well, I'm afraid nightmares do as well."
Reckless Pallad: *trembles* "You're gonna hurt me?"
Azul: "Oh, no. Worse."
Reckless Pallad: "Kill me?"
Azul: "Worse: unpaid labor."
Jamil's Reaction
Jamil: *smiles* "Oh, don't worry. I totally understand why you said that to Bennett."
Reckless Pallad: "Really?"
Jamil: "Of course. Don't you trust me? Just look into my eyes, and you'll see how truthful I'm being."
Reckless Pallad: *stares into Jamil's eyes*
Jamil: "Snake Whisper. I am your master now, understand? You obey my word."
Reckless Pallad: "Yes, master."
Jamil: "Great. Now go jump off Starsnatch Cliff. Without a glider."
Kalim's Reaction
Kalim: "Mr. Pallad! You really don't wanna go on an adventure with Bennett? He's really nice!"
Reckless Pallad: "Never!"
Kalim: "...Okay, wanna go on an adventure with me instead? We can travel using my magic carpet. It's way faster than walking!"
Reckless Pallad: "Fine, as long as it takes me faaaar away from Bennett."
Kalim: "Woo-hoo! Let's go!" *magic carpet takes off*
Reckless Pallad: "Hey, this is actually pretty rela—ahhhhhhhhhhhh! WHAT ARE YOU DOING? SLOW DOWN! TURN THE CARPET BACK THE RIGHT SIDE UUUUUUU......." *he falls off*
Kalim: "Oops! I forgot to mention that I'd be doing flips. My bad!"
Pomefiore Reaction
Rook: "Roi du Poison, should I...?"
Vil: "Not yet, Rook." *approaches Reckless Pallad* "So, you're an adventurer?"
Reckless Pallad: "And proud of it, too! I was doing fine until Bennett came along."
Vil: "Hm. Your uniform looks awfully big for you. Are you sure you didn't just steal it from some other adventurer?"
Reckless Pallad: "What? No! This is my uniform!"
Vil: "Really? Look at this ribbon. Even Qiqi can tie better knots—how disgraceful. If I were part of the Adventurer's Guild, I'd fire you on the spot. You're lucky that Katheryne only has facial recognition technology. Once the Fatui release Katheryne Version 2.0.1, I daresay you'll lose your Guild membership."
Reckless Pallad: "Huh? What are you—"
Vil: "Plus, when was the last time you brushed your teeth? Washed your face? Cut your hair? That color really makes you look like a lump of mud from Sumeru. Not even a potato—more like the soil they grow potatoes in."
Epel: "The kind with worms in it and extra cattle poop for fertilizer."
Reckless Pallad: "Wh—"
Vil: "It seems you just use your position as adventurer to neglect basic hygeine. The truth is, you're a failure who refuses to accept that their incompetence is their own fault."
Reckless Pallad: "I-I..." *breaks down*
Vil: "Okay. Rook, now you can get him out of my sight." *sighs* "After this, I'll have to wash my eyes with bleach."
Ignihyde Reaction
Idia: "Jeez, could NPCs get any more annoying?"
Reckless Pallad: "Hey, what did you just call me? I'll have you know that I'm an experienced adventurer. I once traveled alone to the dangerous Musk Reef! Granted, I didn't make it to the portal, but I defeated three whole Anemo Slimes and—"
Idia: "Skip, skip, skip." *sighs* "Seriously, unskippable dialogue AND a horrible personality?"
Reckless Pallad: "Dialogue? What are you talking about?"
Idia: "That's it, I'm DMing the mods. Or—better yet... Ortho!"
Ortho: "Yes, Big Brother?"
Idia: "Locate Reckless Pallad's data."
Ortho: "Searching databases... located 'NPC_recklesspallad_model.' What would you like to do next, Big Brother?"
Idia: "Delete all instances of 'NPC_recklesspallad_model' in the source code."
Reckless Pallad: "Huh? What do you mean, delete? I—"
[Error 404: Entity not found]
Diasomnia Reaction
Sebek: "Malleus-sama, please reconsider!"
Silver: "Malleus-sama, no."
Lilia: "Malleus, do it."
Malleus: *blowtorches Reckless Pallad*
Lilia: "And that, kids, is why we should play nice and never hurt other people!"
Bonus: Genshin Characters' Reactions
Venti: "Ehehe! So, you'd never join Bennett's adventure team, not even if Lord Barbatos himself commanded it?" *his eyes start glowing* "Are you sure about that?"
Barbara (sweetly): "May Lord Barbatos forgive you!" *pulls out Skyward Atlas and 4-piece Heart of Depth* "Because I sure won't."
Fischl: "Ohoho! I, the Prinzessin der Verurteilung, shall stoop to deliver upon you the sweet oblivion of twilight's velvet embrace. My most wayward subject, may you return to the garden of eternal forgetfulness—nay, from the fiery arms of the celestial gates' oppressor from whence you came!"
Oz: "What mein Fräulein means is, you're screwed."
Zhongli: "Hm, it appears that your contract of life has expired. You will no longer be permitted to share the memories."
Raiden Shogun: *prepares Musou No Hitotachi* "NOW, YOU SHALL PERISH!"
Signora: "Hmph. Wrong decision, filthy rat. Now you're dead, just like me."
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