Y/n and Miss P but using writing prompts I found on Pinterest ;)
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Y/n: I need Caffeine right now!
Alma: Dear, calm down. It's 4 am.
Y/n: But love, I NEED caffeine to function.
Alma: ... There's coffee in the cupboard but-
Y/n: I LOVE YOU SO MUCH RIGHT NOW
*runs to cupboard*
Alma: but- *pauses* you know what, I'll let her figure out it's decaf~ *smirks*
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*y/n loses Alma in crowd*
Y/n: Hey, do you know where Alma is?
Friend(me lol) : Yeah, watch this *cups mouth* ALMA SUCKS!!
Alma: *nothing*
Friend (me): okay... Then Y/N SUCKS!
Alma: *punches through crowd* WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU SAY ABOUT MY WIFE? I'LL KICK YOUR ASS!
Y/n: Found her.
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Y/n: Who the fuck...
Alma: Language.
Y/n: Whom the fuck...
Alma: *shakes head with a sigh*
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Y/n: *drunk*
Alma: Let's get you home.
Y/n: I am.
Alma: ??
Alma: What?
Y/n: I'm with you.
Alma:
Alma: *dies on the inside*
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Alma: Dear, do you have a bag I could borrow?
Y/n: The only bags I have are the ones under my eyes, and they are specifically designed to carry the burden of my existence.
Alma: *seemingly worried* All you had to say was no.
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Friend (me) : Go over there and flirt with them. Just say a cheesy pick up line.
Y/n: okay.
*Y/n walks up to Alma*
Y/n: I like my partners like I like my intrusive thoughts.
Alma: ???
Y/n: Fucking me over in the middle of the night.
Friend (me) : Oh god.
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Y/n: I wanna die.
Alma: *shocked* What? No!
Y/n: just for a little bit, not permenatly
Y/n: I mean sleep.
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Alma: Ow! Son of a-
Y/n: You dislocated your shoulder, want me to pop it back in?
Alma: I guess... yes.
Y/n: Okay, on 3. 0...1 *pops shoulder back in*
Alma: OW MOTHERFU- Who the hell starts at 0?
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Y/n: Amber? What are you writing?
Friend (me) : A fanfic
Y/n: About what?
Friend(me) : You and Alma
Y/n: Wha-what? Why?
Friend(me) : Alma asked me to. I'm being paid.
Alma: I TOLD YOU TO KEEP THAT ANONYMOUS YOU IDIOT!
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Alma: Have you ever had a girlfriend?
Y/n: No.
Alma: *surprised* HOW?!
Y/n: *shrugs* I don't know, never asked and never got asked.
Alma: *under breath* But you're so beautiful.
Y/n: What?
Alma: what?
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Alma: You know what part of you I like best?
Y/n: My eyes? Hair?
Alma: No and no. Your smile.
Y/n: But how? Yours is more beautiful!
Alma: Do you know where my smile comes from?
Y/n: Where?
Alma: From seeing yours. Your smile is the prettiest.
Y/n: *dies inside* Aww~
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Thats all for now loves <3