as soon as sheng mingzhi's harsh words were finished, he did not give the guests behind him a chance to speak.
several program guests had their own shocks, and the expression management of all members failed.
after sheng ming's childish harsh words were finished, it was the turn of little strawberry to let out the second harsh words.
her personality is relatively ignorant, as soon as sheng mingzhi finished speaking, she hurriedly raised her hand before she could react: "i, i,"
"i" after half a day, i finally realized what sheng mingzhi had just said.
the girl was dumbfounded.
fortunately, she only reacted after a second or two of stupidity, and raised her hand and roared: "i-------------- the variety show effect that directly pulled out of sheng mingzhi was pushed to a new climax.
for a while, the people who were still in shock broke down laughing because of the little strawberry's speech.
the director hurriedly said, "hurry up, hurry up! the camera captures the guest's expression!
he excitedly unscrewed the water cup and drank a few sips, and his "boss lady" was really, too good at creating a topic!
although sheng mingzhi is arrogant, but the milk is dragged, people can't hate it, and then give him a pair of sunglasses on his face in the later stage, and it is estimated that he will harvest a wave of mother powder of the whole network.
this effect, broadcast to go absolutely explosive!
with small strawberries opening this mouth.
pei lexuan's harsh words also followed.
"don't be too proud—"
he looked into the camera: "the second place is not something you can take if you want!" i mean today's second place has to be us! and so on. <
when it was xu manman's turn, she was already confused.
good end of how everyone began to compete for the second place!
the first one is just not wanted!
but in the moment of seeing sheng ming's childish hands in his pockets, he was thinking about the name of the boss at the top of the show.
xu manman paused for a few seconds, very spinelessly yielded, she said slowly: "because my desire to survive is the first place, so today's game must take the second place!"
after sheng mingzhi, no one even grabbed the first!
obviously, the little ancestor was also very satisfied with everyone's acquaintance, and naturally nodded.
lu jin suddenly cue lu jiayan at this time, and smiled: "lu zong, do you not care about your family?" let the wife ride to the head, the family status is a bit precarious.
this sentence sounded a little unpleasant to sheng ming childishly.
what old zombies crawled out of the qing dynasty? does the family have a throne to inherit and ride to the head? total disrespect for partners.
of course, it is also possible that he did not like lu jin very much in the first place.
sheng mingzhi had watched lu jin's previous variety shows, and in his marriage, he always had a feeling of being on top of pei lexuan.
probably related to the class gap between their two families.
lu jin's marriage with pei lexuan is a typical "cinderella" married into the rich, in the past variety show, the one paid is pei lexuan, but the enjoyment is lu jin.
and the outside of the circle may not know, but sheng mingzhi has not heard lu jin's lace news.
i don't know how pei lexuan endured it. <
with lu jiayan on the variety show for the first time, sheng mingzhi still did not want to make people unable to get off the stage as soon as they opened.
so he put up with it and pretended not to hear it.
however, lu jiayan answered the conversation, and the tone was not particularly gentle, and it was rare to show a hint of indifference: "the family is all clear and naïve to decide."
sheng ming was stunned and revealed a confused expression of "how i didn't know that i had the final say at home".
the next second, lu jiayan continued lightly, his harsh words were different from sheng mingzhi's kind of milk drag, very domineering momentum, stunned to turn the variety show into the scene of an international financial conference: "in order not to let xiaosheng teacher do housework, so we can only take the first."
the wind is light and the clouds are light, and people vomit blood!
in a cacophony and whisper, finally ushered in the first round of tacit understanding competition you draw i guess.
sheng ming was not in a good mood, and drew the last place, and the first three rounds were other couples.
there are ten questions in total.
lu jin's group scored four points, the little strawberry group scored five points, and xu manman's group scored six points.
it was sheng mingzhi's turn, and lu jiayan turned his back.
the director group gave the title: lipstick.
the prompt can only be one sentence, and the rest must be expressed in action.
sheng mingzhi waited for lu jiayan to turn around, and then he quickly pointed to his lips.
his lips themselves are more fleshy, and they have a bean sand color, and when they are slightly raised, they are very similar to the usual kissing action.
lu jiayan did not hesitate: "want to kiss? <
sheng mingzhi: "..."
grass!
what the hell is it to kiss!!
his face was hot to death, and he shouted at the director group in an instant: "this section cannot be broadcast, start again!" the director said, "teacher sheng, then you will have one less point, oh, this problem is not for you?"
sheng mingzhi: "..."
count you fierce.
he drilled his head red in the ear and looked at the initiator with an innocent look.
okay, than who doesn't want to face it, xiaosheng teacher still doesn't believe that he can lose!
just as he was about to give up this question, lu jiayan was slow to reason: "lipstick?"
sheng ming was stunned.
not only sheng ming was stunned.
the director team and the other guests were also stunned, as if they didn't understand at all, how lu jiayan suddenly guessed the correct answer.
after all, sheng mingzhi gave too few hints!
little strawberry was the most lively, raising his hand to signal: "boss, are you peeking!"
lu jiayan said, "i didn't peek." just guessed. not knowing why, sheng mingzhi believed it a little inexplicably.
because in his impression, lu jiayan seemed to be a human being who had opened his hanging, and there was nothing he couldn't do. <
that said.
he just said "kiss" is just teasing him?!
very good.
teacher xiaosheng began to take revenge!
the director team gave the next question: fox essence.
sheng mingzhi turned around and pointed at lu jiayan: "you."
lu jiayan raised an eyebrow: "me?
"yes. three words. couldn't have been more prompted.
sheng ming saw that lu jiayan was silent, and quickly imitated the usual appearance of the dog man, holding his face and throwing several winks.
lu jiayan obviously understood, but he was not very willing to say it.
sheng ming said fiercely, "hurry up!
lu jiayan: "..."
"... coquette? as soon
as the words fell, the guests burst into laughter.
i have to say that sheng mingzhi's imitation is quite similar!
the next few questions, lu jiayan also guessed quickly.
often sheng mingzhi gave a hint, and lu jiayan guessed the correct answer with a little thought.
there is even an outrageous question, and the answer is nicosia, the capital of cyprus. <
i don't know what perverted plan to come up with the pervert you draw i guess, or specially set up this kind of completely unguessable topic.
but outrageously, sheng mingzhi happened to know this country.
so when he saw it, he immediately blurted out: "the capital of cyprus!" this tip, no action!
and there's no foul at all!
the director group was blindfolded.
after all, a "nicosia", who can say that it belongs to that country, so it can not be regarded as a juvenile foul.
therefore, lu jiayan naturally said the answer.
several guests were stunned.
sheng mingzhi knew that this country was outrageous enough.
the key is that lu jiayan can still know the capital of the country.
what a pervert these two people are!
"no, why would teacher sheng know such an unpopular country?"
xu manman was shocked, after all, the image of sheng mingzhi in the entertainment circle has always been an analogy of showing off his wealth, and he has never been a bully.
li meng sighed: "it is really worthy of being a bully from the yunjing finance department, and it is too tricky to compare with you." everyone
then remembered that the two people in front of them seemed to have graduated from beijing university. <
well, ok, lose to the bully, lose the heart to take it orally.
in the first round of the tacit competition, sheng mingzhi took the full score without any pressure.
not to mention the second round of interesting answers, those questions were simply sprinkled on lu jiayan.
like what is the largest palace in the world?
do fish have hearts?
what is the origin of the marathon?
where does "the people are precious, the society is secondary, and the king is light" come from?
how many black steps does the piano have in the same interval?
the scope of coverage is almost the north and south of the world, through the ancient and the present.
lu jiayan did not give others the opportunity to grab answers.
when the guests were eager to try to think, lu jiayan had already knocked the bell.
all right!
after two rounds of competition, rao is a well-informed guest in the entertainment industry who has a new understanding of lu jiayan.
however, sheng mingzhi was not too surprised, after all, he had seen lu jiayan participate in similar competitions in college before, and his personality was sharper than now, killing the other side without leaving a piece of armor, and today he had already spared his subordinates!
probably, for this perverted demon.
if you ask him why you know so much, he may still be angry and say, "isn't this common sense?" <
so don't ask.
ask and get angry.
at the end of the three rounds, lu jiayan scored the highest score and lived in the best sea-view room in the "rose cottage".
by the way, he also has the right to distribute people to clean.
he and the guests stayed in the other three rooms.
lu jin and pei lexuan answered the most wrong questions today, and lived in the worst room, in fact, it was the worst, and the program team could not really prepare a very bad room.
it's just that this room is on the first floor compared to the other rooms, and it's also far from the other rooms, equivalent to a separate small room.
in fact, the privacy is much better than the other three rooms in the rose cottage villa.
but after the game ended, lu jin's face was obviously much worse.
even the lively little strawberry threw several variety terriers he deliberately did not pick up, or pei lexuan kindly resolved the embarrassment.
little strawberry is not the kind of person who sticks a hot face to a cold ass, and when he sees lu jin's attitude, he is not happy at the moment.
are to record variety shows, people are the president of the eight classics of shengjia do not have such a big temper and shelf, you a weibo grass president set up an advertising director what score? the more i contrasted, the more i felt that lu jin was greasy and forced and annoying, so in the afternoon, xiao strawberry obviously showed a sense of camp, and loved to play with sheng mingzhi more.
sheng mingzhi this person makes friends and does not look at whether others have money, mainly because they are not rich. <
he still relies on people to paste it upside down, and whoever sticks the best is his best friend.
little strawberry has a big grin, but isn't annoying.
the main thing is that the magic can tolerate sheng mingzhi's young master's temper, and the happy and upside-down help sheng mingzhi to lay hands.
the obvious benefit of gaining sheng ming's favor is that when lu jiayan assigns labor tasks, little strawberry gets the easiest job.
it's about going to the garden to water the flowers, taking beautiful photos, and enjoying the quiet time of the afternoon.
li meng saw the bitter face: "berry is to see the benefits and forget the righteousness, there is such a good thing and do not want to take me with, there is no love." of course, it was
a joke, but as a man, he was incumbently responsible for sweeping the floor and taking out the garbage.
ladies water flowers and grass, basically belong to non-work.
men are responsible for cleaning the entire villa.
lu jiayan, who won the championship, did not really carry the burden, but together with li meng, he carried the girls' suitcases upstairs.
the only person who had some opinion was lu jin.
he himself has a habit of cleanliness, and he is still assigned to the work of taking out the garbage, and the expression of disgust on his face is obvious.
after a few round trips, he sat on a stool and stopped drying.
the big young master has not suffered this kind of suffering on the variety show, the original grass is the hegemonic persona, who has ever seen the hegemonic garbage?
pei lexuan was keenly aware of her husband's displeasure and said softly, "or you can let it go, i'll help you pour it." <
lu jin didn't even think about it: "okay." you remember to clean up a little bit. just wanted
to get away from this dirty place, saw the camera shooting, and then held back, said to pei lexuan, "i'll wait for you to go up together." in the blink of an eye, the afternoon passed.
in the evening, it was a recording of everyone cooking together, and sheng ming's ten fingers did not touch the spring water of the sun, and at most it was a hand.
however, to everyone's surprise, lu jiayan was actually very good at cooking.
li meng smiled, "i thought i could only rely on lexuan and man man tonight, but i didn't expect boss lu to have such a hand!" lu jiayan's
reception of the stem was also very natural, and he said slowly: "after all, if you want to get a man's heart, you must first tie his stomach."
li meng was stunned, obviously did not expect lu jiayan to speak quite playfully.
shunshi said, "then did you rely on this hand to get teacher sheng's heart?"
lu jiayan put the scrambled eggs with tomatoes on the plate: "no." under
the camera, the man idly opened his mouth: "by arranged marriage." as if thinking of something, he said modestly, "—and my face."
li mengle was overwhelmed, and for a moment he could not refute it, and gave lu jiayan a thumbs up.
however, this scene was recorded by the camera, breaking the rumors of commercial contact plastic marriage on the internet, lu jiayan sincerely said: "so i am particularly grateful that there is a blind date model called commercial marriage in the world, of course, i also thank my family for being richer."
lemon: ... iinexplicably shown a face of affection for what's going on.
after dinner, a detail during the meal was also recorded by the camera, there were so many dishes on the table, but sheng mingzhi was almost accurate to eat only what lu jiayan made.
like what radar, a look is used to eating at home, eating outsiders is not used to it, but it is unexpectedly in line with the personality of his squeamish bag.
the day's recording is coming to an end.
the twilight is four, the full moon is hanging high, and the lights of the rose hut are lit up one by one, bringing the roses of a small courtyard to a soft light.
before going to bed, each guest had a special part, and it was not sheng mingzhi's turn to record with lu jiayan.
therefore, sheng mingzhi ran to the garden to shoot flowers.
it is rare to go on a variety show with lu jiayan, of course, you must record it well!
in the beginning, he was photographing roses.
the program team prepared about a thousand roses in the garden, which looked particularly gorgeous and romantic.
as a result, lu jiayan entered the country.
he was probably wandering, not noticing sheng mingzhi patting him.
sheng mingzhi checked that the flash was off, so he secretly took a picture of landing jiayan.
everything was quiet, only to see sheng mingzhi's mobile phone emit a huge "click-"
...
......
lu jiayan returned to god and looked at him. <
sheng mingzhi still held up his mobile phone and did not move.
lu jiayan smiled and teased, "filming me?
sheng mingzhi: "... selfie. "
hmm." lu jiayan nodded, "i believed."
sheng mingzhi: "..."
"you don't have to feel shy." lu jiayan: "after all, it is understandable that it is difficult to help my husband.
sheng ming's ears were reddened: "who can't help themselves!" he was so angry that he wanted to delete the photo he had just taken.
but at the moment of seeing the photo, i was reluctant and silently put away my mobile phone.
lu jiayan grabbed his arm, took him in his arms, and took a deep breath: "i can't help myself."
sheng mingzhi was startled and hurriedly said, "there is a camera!"
"it's all right." lu jiayan bent his lips, and peach blossom smiled badly: "recorded." can be deleted.
the director group who saw this scene: no. i don't delete. unless i die, i will never delete it.
sheng mingzhi felt that it was very reasonable, so he relaxed and let lu jiayan hold it like this.
he flipped through the pictures in his arms, most of them roses taken tonight.
lu jiayan's chin rested on his shoulder: "like roses?
sheng mingzhi nodded, he really liked it, and suddenly thought, "otherwise we will also get some in the courtyard of xishan no. 1." <
"tell yao shen to do it."
sheng mingzhi nodded, "do you want to put a little in the bedroom, so many roses, are they all in the courtyard?"
"no." lu jiayan said slowly, "it is enough to have one in the bedroom."
at first, sheng mingzhi did not react to what lu jiayan meant.
but it soon became clear that the rose the man was talking about was probably himself.
teacher xiaosheng was angry!
so he twisted lu jiayan's arm that was placed on his waist.
lu jiayan brazenly added: "it's still a small rose with thorns."
sheng ming muttered, "you are the rose!"
lu jiayan lowered his voice, "how can i be a rose?" i'm a gardener.
sheng mingzhi asked very naturally, "why is it a gardener?"
after asking, i realized something and suddenly fell silent.
oh.
the gardener waters the roses.
then, starting from the neck little by little red, until the whole face is ashamed of the fever.
he didn't speak for half a moment, and finally whispered, "lu jiayan, you are really getting older and more vulgar!"
"that's obscene?" lu jiayan tickled his lips and said softly, "haven't you ever seen anything more vulgar?"
sheng mingzhi was more and more blushed by what he said, why can dog men say such flirtatious words so naturally!!
remembering that today i have been losing to the extent that i don't have a face.
sheng mingzhi felt that he could not always take the upper hand, they were all legal husbands protected by the law, lu jiayan could do something to him, why couldn't he do it back to lu jiayan?!
so, the next second after lu jiayan said this.
sheng mingzhi took a shallow breath and said calmly, "who said i have seen more vulgar, i have never seen it."
he paused, his face still hot, and turned his head to look at lu jiayan: "unless you let me see it now."
lu jiayan's peach blossom eyes instantly sank, and the hand placed on sheng ming's waist tightened a lot.
he lowered his head and gestured to kiss him.
a second before the lips were pressed, they were suddenly interrupted.
the camera brother who had been crouching in the corner finally realized that he would not interrupt the boss and the boss lady anymore, and then he would have to shoot some restrictive pictures.
so she raised her hand tremblingly, "that, lu zong... we've been recording it.
who would have thought that he simply wanted to capture a piece of warm material!
how did it develop into color. feeling!!
as soon as the words fell, sheng ming's childish brain "buzzed" and was slightly blank for a moment.
that is, from just now, to now.
this b has been recording in the corner???
...... grass.