"is it really the scale i can see?"
"you are not lu jiayan, you are lu jiaye!!! too wild bar this talk scale!! "i'm crazy!! it's so flirtatious!!! you deserve a wife!!
"help an invisible car drive past me!!"
"i relied on chili oil for real, really yours, subverting my stereotype of the president."
"i'm a fox spirit, is it a fox spirit?"
"it is indeed live broadcast, more than a million people have heard that you are going to make a promise to each other, it is really difficult to end without showing us on the spot!!!
"i took a screenshot, i deposited evidence, and then if i don't see you with my body, i will go to court to sue you (start to go crazy"
"the lawyer i am looking for is surnamed luo, you weigh it yourself."
......
sheng ming had spent half a day to ease his mind, and the roots of his ears were still red.
he felt that it was not okay for lu jiayan to continue to be so unscrupulous under the camera.
maybe an old-fashioned person like him has never mixed with the entertainment industry, and does not know the reading comprehension ability of the fans who are particularly crazy in the internal entertainment.
sheng mingzhi felt that he had to talk to lu jiayan about the seriousness of the matter!
teacher xiaosheng replied, and without a word, he dragged lu jiayan to the other side of the room.
he looked around, made sure there was no camera, and then spoke solemnly.
"brother jiayan, i'll discuss something with you."
lu jiayan looked at him for a long time.
sheng mingzhi slashed his hand and said, "it's just that you can't talk like this in front of the camera." <
lu jiayan: "what do you say?"
sheng mingzhi: "..."
half-shaking, he said, "just make a promise to each other and so on." lu jiayan seemed
to be a little confused: "why?
sheng ming muttered, "it will be misinterpreted by fans."
"misinterpretation?"
sheng mingzhi nodded, "just misinterpret it into that meaning." when he said that, he intensified his tone.
try to make lu jiayan understand his hint.
lu jiayan really understood, and the next second, he spoke slowly and logically: "not a misinterpretation."
sheng mingzhi:?
lu jiayan was brazen and modest, "that's what i mean."
sheng mingzhi: ...
old color batch!
to die!
-
sure enough, as soon as sheng mingzhi refreshed weibo, lu jiayan's riotous remark was on the hot search of the entertainment list.
the cp fans on the home page are as carnival as the new year, and they are shocked to see sheng ming.
i don't know when, i actually have so many cp powder.
sheng mingzhi also thought that he and lu jiayan were all unintentional drug chickens, and it turned out that it was quite true to see the crazy quotations on their home page. <
there are also pictures for him and lu jiayan, although the live screenshot is relatively vague, but sheng mingzhi hesitated, looked at the bathroom, and quietly mimi's preservation.
then cut to the live room, the bullet screen:
"see you saved the same frame diagram.jpg"
"how? are you also dying?
"i said don't love too much, po."
"if you don't see enough real people, you still have to save it and put it in your mobile phone to secretly enjoy it?"
......
after a day of brushing the screen, sheng mingzhi was now able to face the ridicule of these bullet screens with no expression.
yes, he's just how about saving screenshots! what about being discovered!
anyway, lu jiayan didn't know.
the last call of the barrage:
"friends! tonight at nine o'clock there is a preview of "those years"!! don't forget to check it out!
sheng mingzhi then remembered that tonight there was a preview of "those years".
it was the hour that lu jiayan recorded in his study.
he waited outside the study for half a day scratching his heart and lungs, wondering what lu jiayan had said.
as a result, lu jiayan sold a pass, and said slowly: "the trailer will not be broadcast."
sheng mingzhi: "..."
he can't use the boss lady's privileges now, do you know? <
inexplicably feel that the dog man is hiding.
sheng ming thought to himself, the more he evaded, the more problematic he became, and at the same time, he was curious about what lu jiayan was saying, so weak-minded, wouldn't he say bad things about him in the show?
at exactly ten o'clock in the evening, the official micro official of "those years, together" announced the trailer.
four trailers are released at the same time in no particular order.
@ those years together: dangdang! the much-anticipated trailer is finally here, are the novice couples ready to accept the soul torture from the program team? lock in every saturday at eight o'clock in the evening, follow "those years"
cp we snorted together!
then i gave several show guests a taste.
because today is the premiere of "those years", several couples have sent a big water to buy hot search, sheng mingzhi does not have to specifically search for official micro, directly in the hot search brushed to the trailer.
with the hot search warm-up in the morning, just ten minutes after the trailer was issued, it was on the first hot search of the entertainment list.
sheng mingzhi directly skipped the other three couples, found lu jiayan's interview, clicked in, and played.
all the previous q&a were similar to the other guests, and there was nothing particularly unexpected.
until the last question, sheng ming was stunned.
the video was recorded in the study, and it happened that the time of recording that day was dusk.
the location of xishan one is very good, and whenever it is dusk, the sunset becomes a painting outside the window. <
lu jiayan sat lazily, his back against the window, and the light crossed a very warm halo behind him.
make him look like a god who has accidentally walked into the mortal world.
in the video, the host asks, "after getting married, what did you gain and what did you lose?"
sheng mingzhi instantly raised his vigilance.
dog men must not say to him in the video that after getting married, they got love and lost their freedom, so he didn't want to go to xiaosheng's bed tonight!
and lu jiayan's answer is also in line with his style as always.
when sheng mingzhi heard the man say that he had gained some money and would lose some troubles relatively, he almost laughed out loud in bed.
as a result, the next second, when lu jiayan said that after being with him, there was nothing he could not lose except him, sheng mingzhi froze in front of the mobile phone screen.
as if he hadn't heard lu jiayan's words clearly, sheng ming's childish ghost made the god pull the progress bar again and listen to it again.
after being with him, you can lose anything but him.
isn't that what he meant most importantly?
he didn't know how long he had been stunned, but his face was a little hot.
sheng mingzhi felt that his hands were not under his control anymore, pulled the progress bar again, and repeatedly listened to lu jiayan's words.
then, the mood is as happy as countless fireworks exploded. <
comments at the bottom of the trailer video have exploded.
when sheng mingzhi opened the door to see, the forward was only one or two thousand, and in just a few minutes, the forwarding had already exceeded ten thousand:
"... it's too good, this is a love story.
when teacher lu couldn't say the book, i was the first to object (heartbreak)
i. the cp of the boss and the boss lady in the previous life is my blessing.jpg
"grass really, is this the happiness of getting real cp???"
"he loves him so much, i'm so happy, all three of us will have a bright future (soybean tears)"
"chili oil is good, really good will be ah, this man, i am sheng ming childish i was also confused dizzy, save...
"who understands this video i've watched 20 times?"
"good match, bless the couple, the key i swallowed to lock me!!"
"this sentence will be printed out by me and brought into my coffin after i die.jpg"
"this man is too good to talk about whether he is talking or talking about love, and what is even more cattle is that he is not greasy at all." how to do it... "
......
up to this point, the comments were mad at lu jiayan's love words.
sheng mingzhi was a little overwhelmed by it, and liked every comment that lu jiayan loved him. <
until an abrupt comment jumped into view:
- i said who has not yet gone to the live broadcast room to see sheng mingzhi, which is like reading the trailer back and forth twenty-one times.
sheng mingzhi:?
how do they know?
a bad premonition welled up in my mind.
teacher xiaosheng subconsciously looked up and saw the dutiful high-definition live camera overhead.
also the kind with steering.
oh.
as soon as i turned on the live room again, the barrage had begun to output wildly:
"you finally found out that you have a live camera above your head?"
"yes, i just counted for you, excluding the slippery hand, a total of twenty-one times."
thanks, i said me.
"eight thousand of the trailers now have 10,000 views, right?"
"is there really such a love for teacher sheng??" is it really him sheng teacher??
"you can't read? is it necessary to listen to that sentence back and forth?
"well, pass it on, sheng ming is deaf and deaf.jpg"
"matched, let's just say."
......
sheng ming turned off the live broadcast room with a blank expression. <
as long as teacher xiaosheng doesn't look, he can treat it as if nothing happened.jpg
just put down the mobile phone, lu jiayan came out of the bathroom.
because of the many cameras installed at home, both of them have converged a lot.
because lu jiayan's "promise to each other" riotous remarks on the hot search, breaking the stereotype of many passers-by on the president.
at the same time, it also attracted a lot of heartless medicine chickens that were not too big to watch the hilarity, and the audience instantly increased by about 200,000 compared with the daytime, all to see what is called "making a promise to each other".
sheng ming sneered.
i thought about dreaming, if it could really be broadcast, it would be banned by radio and television meimei the next day.
in the evening, sheng mingzhi's live broadcast room has the highest topic degree and popularity.
in particular, the live room is still brushing:
"it's my favorite midnight live broadcast."
"family, you know everything!!"
"show me what it means to be a commitment to each other, don't afford to play, i have money to .jpg"
"overtime boss lady overtime, boss lady overtime, boss lady overtime, boss lady overtime, boss lady overtime, boss lady, boss lady, boss lady..."
overtime.
add your sister! <
sheng mingzhi didn't bother to pay attention to the mentally handicapped netizens in this group of bullet screens, and fiercely blocked several accounts that brushed the most rampant accounts of "making a promise to each other" and "overtime", and only then was he satisfied and ready to put down his mobile phone.
as a result, it may be that the time spent playing with the mobile phone is too long, lu jiayan noticed.
"are you still watching the live room?"
since the start of the live broadcast, sheng mingzhi has been holding his mobile phone all day today and spraying with netizens in the live broadcast room.
and affectionately call this event a fan meet-and-greet.
lu jiayan had heard about it, so he thought he was interacting with fans again.
"nothing." sheng mingzhi rolled on the bed and rolled to the middle.
lu jiayan happened to be on the bed, he immediately sat up straight, hesitated and said, "brother jiayan." did you see the trailer for today's "those years"?
"not yet."
"what's wrong?"
"oh. not much. it turned
out he didn't look at it...
sheng ming thought indignantly.
do you care about what the other person says?! it seems as if you care a lot??
good gas, this wave lost.
especially in the next few seconds, the more i thought about it, the more angry i became, sheng mingzhi couldn't help but say, "why don't you look?" don't you want to know what i said at all?
lu jiayan smiled, "what did teacher xiaosheng say?" i'm about to say thank you for the divorce.
now go and brush me twenty times now!
as if noticing that sheng ming's mood was not right, lu jiayan said softly, "angry?
"i have nothing to be angry about." sheng ming's childish yin and yang weirdness: "i am very happy." it seems to be really angry.
lu jiayan explained: "i was in the bathroom just now, and i haven't had time to look at it yet.
sheng mingzhi remembered that when the trailer was broadcast, lu jiayan was indeed still washing.
seems to have misunderstood the dog man.
in an instant, his arrogant arrogance disappeared, and he was inexplicably a little weak-hearted.
lu jiayan was still curious about what sheng mingzhi would say.
half leaning on the bed, he took out his phone.
there is no live camera near the bedside table, so lu jiayan's mobile phone screen cannot be photographed.
it's a pity that the barrage has been wondering about lu jiayan's weibo account for a long time!!
but it seems that this kind of domineering president unearthed in the qing dynasty may not play weibo at all?
sheng ming saw the situation and obediently leaned on lu jiayan's shoulder.
compared with lu jiayan's decent interview, sheng mingzhi's interview is obviously more lively and lively.
seeing that sheng mingzhi replied bluntly that it was because of the invitation of the director group, lu jiayan laughed lightly. <
embarrassed by sheng ming's childishness, he muttered, "what's funny, they invited me to participate." when the
host asked the last question of gains and losses before and after marriage, sheng mingzhi hesitated slightly.
just when everyone thought that this little ancestor was going to speak wildly again, it was unexpected.
host: "for you, did you gain anything before and after marriage, or what did you lose?"
in fact, when sheng mingzhi said this, it was somewhat similar to lu jiayan's posture.
about a long time together, the body is also stained with each other's shadow.
it took a few seconds before sheng mingzhi heard him say, "i haven't lost anything." his voice was firm, "i've got everything i want."
although i can't see the phone screen, the sound still comes out of the screen in the live broadcast room.
barrage and lu jiayan froze together:
"tell the truth, although i have seen it more than a dozen times, i am still moved, dammit."
"is it really worthy of being a husband, even the sentence pattern of the love story is exactly the same..."
"i will really die."
"i didn't expect sheng ming's childish yin and yang strange mouth to say such tearful words." <
"passing ants must say a good match (soybean tears)"
"family, get really two-way to go ah!!!"
"it can be seen that sheng mingzhi really loves chili oil, because with his acting skills, he can't play such a deep love .jpg"
...
although sheng mingzhi did not see the bullet screen, he was also a little hot-faced.
it was one thing to say it himself, but it was another thing for lu jiayan to see it in front of his own face.
weird embarrassing.
it seems to be the kind of deliberate way to say it... earn the same performance?
sheng ming slammed down.
i thought, lu jiayan wouldn't really think that he was here to earn performance, right?
moreover, especially after watching the trailer, lu jiayan did not move at all.
teacher xiaosheng said such touching words, don't dog men express it?
just when sheng ming was on the verge of throwing a tantrum.
the trailer is also finished.
lu jiayan seemed to have just returned to god, and then the first thing he did was to click on the replay.
then the progress bar was pulled to the place where sheng mingzhi answered the last question, and listened to it again.
this is inexplicably familiar with the operation.
sheng mingzhi felt, also, strange eyes familiar. <
......
......
when the bedroom once again remembered sheng mingzhi's words, "i have got everything i want."
the bullet screen laughed crazy, although he didn't see the screen, but with his toes, he knew that lu jiayan played it again:
"i really laugh to death, how much of this useless tacit understanding between your husband and wife is!!"
"oh my god, chili oil, i didn't expect you to be such a president!"
, this is not right with the plot of my brain, shouldn't the pepper oil as a bully be moved immediately after listening to the supermarket xiaosheng teacher, you listen again what the ghost (light a cigarette
we are saying, sheng mingzhi is already your wife, what is the reason why you show affection are so restrained...
"finished reading?" after reading it, can you promise each other, the whole network will not be left alone in me still struggling to insist on it??? "there's
me upstairs, and 'make a promise of life' has joined my bucket list. jpg"
......
pulled by lu jiayan back and forth, sheng mingzhi was forced to listen to his own answer more than a dozen times.
finally, in shame, he snatched the man's mobile phone.
"don't look at it..." sheng ming's childish face was hot: "what's so good about this kind of trailer?"
when the barrage heard it, it immediately raised its bar:
"'what's so good to see'"
"who just watched it twenty-one times, i don't say."
......
at the same time, the pointer also points to eleven o'clock.
sheng mingzhi got up early and was now a little sleepy, of course, mainly because the meal he cooked in the afternoon was too laborious.
lu jiayan also noticed that he looked sleepy, so he turned off the lights.
the live camera is generally scheduled until twelve o'clock, and when you see them before eleven o'clock, they are ready to go to bed, and the bullet screen brushes a row of question marks:
"????"
"？？？ people who slept before eleven o'clock were not sexually active? are you too??
"i said we are all legal husbands with legal protection, can we get up and do something legal now?"
"that's it? what about making a promise to each other??
"chili oil, men can't just say no, can't say no.jpg"
"don't make me look down on you!!"
......
after turning off the lights, only the infrared live camera remained in the room.
it glows red, which is particularly noticeable.
it was difficult for sheng ming to ignore it. <
therefore, he habitually slept and went to lu jiayan's arms to drill into his arms, and then he was extremely restrained and extremely reserved, just sleeping on his pillow.
it made lu jiayan feel a little unaccustomed.
raised an eyebrow and looked at him.
sheng ming's innocent expression said, "brother jiayan, that's what i think."
he sincerely suggested: "you are so old, you should learn to sleep independently." this
means not to sleep in front of the live camera holding him!!
the image of xiaosheng teacher gaoling's flower must not be destroyed!!
lu jiayan said slowly, "is there any advantage to sleeping independently?"
sheng ming held back for half a day, "the advantage is the verbal praise of teacher xiao sheng."
lu jiayan laughed lightly.
what sheng mingzhi thought, he could almost see at a glance.
in order to take care of xiao sheng's few faces in front of the camera, lu jiayan is very good at looking at his face and sleeping on his pillow.
it was the first time since they had been in touch with each other that the two of them had slept so far.
...... nor is it particularly far away.
it is usually too sticky for sheng ming to hang on to people when sleeping.
i slept for ten minutes.
sheng mingzhi opened his eyes in the darkness.
couldn't sleep at all.
teacher xiaosheng regretted it in a second!
however, looking at the infrared live camera in the room, sheng mingzhi felt that he could bear it.
after half an hour, the red light of the camera finally went out.
so, in the darkness, lu jiayan felt that his sleeve had been pulled, and then there was a slight movement in the quilt.
before he could react, sheng mingzhi rolled into his arms.
the movements were so skilled that he could find his arm with great accuracy almost without turning on the light.
lu jiayan ticked the corner of his mouth, skillfully adjusted an angle, and smiled: "don't you want to sleep independently?"
sheng ming said in a muffled voice, "don't ask knowingly!" so many cameras, it was filmed that teacher xiaosheng slept to hug, didn't teacher xiaosheng want face?
lu jiayan teased him: "then don't hug?"
sheng mingzhi: "you want to be beautiful!"
seeing that lu jiayan's hand was not on his waist, sheng mingzhi also took the initiative to rub it, arrogantly ordering: "you hurry up and sleep with me!"
he muttered a word, and solemnly warned lu jiayan: "an old man like you who has already run for three years, it is your honor to have the opportunity to sleep with the young and beautiful teacher xiaosheng, understand?"
sheng mingzhi seemed to remember something, slightly raised his head, it was a very obvious kissing posture: "and you didn't kiss me in the morning, you have to make up now!"
then, unaware of it, a barrage popped up in the live room:
"... save.. sheng mingzhi wouldn't think that after the red light went out, the camera was turned off, right? "