Damn, I was so caught up in my game I forgot to publish in this book-
~~~
Himiko: Do you know what it's like to have a tall boyfriend and you're short?
Himiko: Well...I wouldn't know but IMAGINE.
(Kokichi, I'm sorry.)
---
Tsumugi: I won!
Miu: My heart?
Tsumugi: No my game's dance bat- what the fuck are you on?
---
Kokichi: *holds up an egg*
Kokichi: This represents Kaito's dreams.
Kokichi: *crushes egg*
---
Tsumugi: Why stand for a real boyfriend when you can have 9 demons, 2 angels, and a wizard chasing after you?
Himiko: A wizard?!
---
Tsumugi: Don't tell anyone but I have a mild crush on someone.
Kaede: In anime?
Tsumugi: No.
Kaede: *shocked*
Kaede: I'm sorry, I freaked out for a second.
---
Kaede: Kokichi keep an eye on Kaito today. He's going to say something to the wrong person and get punched.
Kokichi: Sure, I'd love to see Kaito get punched.
Kaede: Try again.
Kokichi: *sigh*
Kokichi: I will stop Kaito from getting punched.
(And in the end, Kokichi was the one who punched him.)
---
Kaito: I'm useless.
Kokichi: No you're not.
Kokichi: Your organs sell for a lot on the black market.
BONUS:
Kaito: I'm useless.
Maki: You sure? You can be used as a bad example.
---
Tsumugi: What if Miu voiced a GPS?
Miu: Good job, you missed the exit you fucking disgrace.
---
Maki: I stopped a murder today.
Kaede: Oh that's good, how'd you do it?
Maki: Self-control.
---
Kaito: *about to go on a date with Maki*
Kaito: Can I tell her she looks nice?
Kaede: Sure.
Kaito: Can I tell her I miss her?
Kaede: Maybe if she asks.
Kaito: Can I show her this oil painting I made of us with our children and grandchildren?
Kaede:
Kaede: I'd save that for the second date.
---
OuMotaAkaHaruMeno: *Arguing*
Shuichi: We need to distract these guys.
Tsumugi: I got this!
Tsumugi: Centaurs have 6 limbs and are therefore considered insects, discuss.
OuMotaAkaHaruMeno: *Arguing intensifies*
Shuichi:
(Shuichi trying to be the mediator for his crew and failing while Tsumugi ain't helping. I feel you Shuichi. 😔🤚🏾)
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Maki: What are you, 5?
Kaito: 5 heads taller than you!
Maki:
Kaito:
Kaito: I'm sorry, please don't kill me.
~~~
I have a confession...
I listen to Male Yandere Asmrs to focus on writing.
Ik, weird but it helps me out more than it should, it's a problem. I mean, who watches those RELIGIOUSLY????
I have sinned, and I'll do it again.
🔦Make sure you carry a flashlight.🔦