✍🏽Hi so I wrote this for fun honestly Its not komahina or Hajizuru I just thought this would be cute also mentions of child kidnapping but nothing too extreme and finally this is a side story to (im)perfect family but if you're confused ask away ✍🏽
Enjoy!
Author's note 'A characters inner thoughts'
When the a character is remembering the excat words someone else said before
(Small commentary from me or the character)
When a character emphasises a point
*Action*
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Kokichi has always loved his mother Hajime, no matter what he just had a strong bond with him.
Maybe its the lack of a father figure in his life,something he still doesn't understand but everytime he asks his big sister Chiaki or Hajime they dodge the question.
Maybe its because he spends all his free time with him,unless his on the phone talking to Shuichi his bestfriend even though they've never met he still loves talking to the boy.
Maybe its because he knows his father did something to his mother so Kokichi vowed to himself to always protect him.
No one really knows why the 3 year old is stuck to his mother like glue, so here he is colouring in the kitchen while his mum makes dinner.
Chiaki playing with her Nintendo,falling asleep for a couple of seconds.
Soon the kitchen was filled with the beautiful aroma that is Hajime Hinata's cooking.
His mum was always good with cooking, Kokichi wondered why Chiaki wasn't remembering one incident she was asked to boil water in the kettle and ended up burning the poor thing.
Chiaki probably got those cooking skills from father ' Kokichi thought as he coloured the drawing of his family
The drawing was of his mother to the right, Kokichi in the middle and finally Chiaki sleeping on the floor on the left.
Still Kokichi couldn't help but think this picture lacked something but what?
Hajime's phone rang making him stop his cooking,it was Kazuichi Tanakas his bestfriend.
Kokichi rolled his eyes,whenever his mum spoke on the phone to his uncle Kazuichi they'd speak for hours.
The poor child wasn't having it today and just wanted his mum's attention,so he thought of a plan on how to get it.
Slipping away from his tiny chair Kokichi made his way outside so that his plan could happen.
Unknown to him,he was being watched the stranger took out a note book studying Kokichi and started to calculate when to put his plan to motion.
You see this wasn't just any stranger this was a child trafficker,their main duty is to kidnap kids and sell them off somewhere, most times kids are beaten and abused.
Alas Kokichi had no idea he played in the mud trying to make a pie for his mum, laughing as he got himself messier.
"This will definitely get mum's attention neehee" Kokichi patted the mud pie hard to make himself even more filthy "and den we can bake a wealllly big pie!"
Kokichi was definitely right he'll get Hajime's attention alright just not for the reasons he expected.
He was finally done making his pie and decided to go show his mum,before he left he noticed a pair of dice near his feet.
'Dis wasn't hewe befowe!' Kokichi thought he was lucky to have found a toy laying around
His tiny hands tried to reach for it but the dice moved forward,Kokichi stared at it in shock dice don't just move!
He decided to try again but the dice started to move forward again.
"I'm gonna getcha dice!" Kokichi vowed jumping to try get it he was determined more than ever to get it
What Kokichi didn't realise it that he was moving closer and closer to a white mini van and further away from his house.
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Meanwhile Hajime was having the time of his life on the phone call,Kazuichi had a daughter Angie who was 10 years old just like Chiaki and son 2 years older than Kokichi named Keebo he was really shy and very difficult to understand.
>Kazuichi: So there I was Hajime butt ass naked in the bathtub enjoying my me time and in storms Keebo crying <
>Hajime: Why was he crying? <
>Kazuichi: I forgot to buy the robot shaped nuggets at rocker punch market so he didn't have them for lunch,so he was clearly very upset with me and I guess he decided to get me back,how you ask? By using..wait for it <
>Hajime: Yeah? <
>Kazuichi: A toaster <
>Hajime: No <
>Kazuichi: That wasn't the worst part he carried an extention cable already plugged in to power so the toaster was on, boy wanted to electrocute me over some Chicago nuggets <
>Hajime: Wow you almost lost your life over robo nuggets <
>Kazuichi: Let this be a lesson soul bro don't mess with a toddler and their favorite meal, speaking of toddler whereas that mummy's boy anyway its too quiet <
>Hajime: Oh unlike you I take good care of ny children his ring here colouring a picture for sc-....<
>Kazuichi: Hello <
>Hajime: Kazuichi <
>Kazuichi: Yeah? <
>Hajime: Kokichi isn't here <
>Kazuichi: What do you mean Kokichi isn't there? <
>Hajime: You want me to say it in Dutch? Mijn zoon is er niet,translation my son isn't here <
>Kazuichi: I don't understand you said he was right there in the kitchen with you<
>Hajime: He was but now he isn't <
>Kazuichi: Ok relax his probably playing hide and seek<
>Hajime: By himself? <
>Kazuichi: Gone to the toilet? <
>Hajime: He isn't fully potty trained yet <
>Kazuichi: Playing video games? <
>Hajime: He can't stand loud music from the game <
>Kazuichi: Maybe he just...vanished? <
>Hajime: What is he a magician? Tell him to perform another trick and show up <
>Kazuichi: Look Hajime don't freak out I'm sure his fine <
>Hajime: Hey Kaz <
>Kazuichi: Yeah dude <
>Hajime: The front door is open <
>Kazuichi: Well ok so now you can freak out<
>Hajime: Glad I have your permission I'll call you back later <
>Kazuichi: Wait now is probably not a good time to bring this up but I told you taking care of kids is a nightmare <
>Hajime: Kazuichi <
>Kazuichi: Yeah soul bro? <
<Hajime: Fuck you <
>Kazuichi: Ok I deserved that bye <
*cuts call*
Now Hajime was really freaking out and decided to look around the whole neighbourhood asking around.
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Kokichi was in a cold van with both his legs and hands tied siting at the front seat with a strange man wearing a black ski mask driving ,atleast Kokichi had the dice in his pockets now.
The man told him they were going somewhere fun and Kokichi was super excited.
"Hey mistew or miss" Kokichi looked up at the kidnapper with curiosity "what awe youw pwonouns?"
"I'm a guy" He answered
"Still doesn't mean I could use anyfing to call you" Kokichi clapped back his mother taught him to always address everyone how he would like to be addressed and to be kind to all even if it's someone kidnapping you
"What do you want kid?"
"Whewe we going again?"Kokichi asked for the 100th time
"Somewhere fun and magical" He responded sarcastically "sort of like Monokuma land"
"Oh will mummy be de?" Kokichi was excited to go on rides if the place was anything like Monokuma land this was going to be fun
"Sure" The man was tired and just really needed to do this one job quick
"And big sis Chiaki?" Kokichi asked
"Ok yes"
"And my bestest best of fwiend Shuichi?"
Now the man was mad why couldn't the kid just stop talking? "Fuck everyone will be there alright now shut up I'm driving"
"Ok sowwi" Kokichi started to swing his body left to right singing his favourite song out loud "do you wanna build a snow man? C'mon wet's go and pway! I neber see you anymowe, come out de doow, it's wike you'be gone away"
The man kept calm try hard not to break the child before shipping, most kids would take the silence as a way to stop but I think we can all agree that Kokichi wasn't like most kids.
"We used to be best buddies and now we're not, I wish you would tell me why" Kokichi sang louder "Do you wanna build a snowman? It doesn't habe to be a snowman"
The toddler looked up at his kidnapper with pleading eyes.
"What?" He spat
"Dats youw line" Kokichi whispered
"Fuck you"
"Dats de wong words silly!" Kokichi giggled "it's supposed to be-.."
"Shut up!" The man yelled
"Fine I see you don't wike de good old classics" Kokichi pouted,he looked out the window until he finally had an idea "I know a song you can wike"
"No please don't no more son-.."
Kokichi took a deep breathe and started to sing again "Baby shawk, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo Baby shawk, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo Baby shawk, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo Baby shawk"
The man was losing his patience now and his sanity,why wasn't the kid afraid of him? Why did he keep singing? What the fuck is wrong with this child
At this point Kokichi was having the time of his life,his mum and sister didn't like it when he sang his songs but this kind man didn't seem to mind! "Mommy shawk, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo Mommy shawk, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo Mommy shawk, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo Mommy shawk!"
He took a deep breathe about to sing the next part but stopped himself,it was daddy shark's turn but where was Kokichi's daddy shark.
The toddler stopped singing and started to whimper silently. The kidnapper smiled thinking the worst was over,but clearly he didn't know children and once they start to cry you'll wish you were deaf.
(No offence to deaf people please don't get mad at me)
Kokichi screamed and yelled crying louder and louder "I want my daddy shawk! And and *hiccup* and panta and and mummy whewe is my mummmmmmmmy!"
So its official the man has lost his hearing and his sanity,he really needed to calm this toddler down because this wasn't good for his health.
"Look kids stop crying atleast you have a mummy shark right? And Chiki and sushi I think " He asked desperately trying to calm him down
Kokichi stopped crying and started to think, he was right he may not have a dad but atleast he had all these people already who loved him and bought him panta.
Now happy Kokichi decided to thank the man and what was the best way to thank him you may ask? By singing another song Ofcourse!
Clearing his throat Kokichi prepared his voice to sing a song only the cool kids know, just like him Ofcourse "Castaways, we are castaways, ahoy there, ahoy, we are castaways!"
Ok so now the man has lost his mind, there was only one thing left to do in this situation.
Take the kid back home.
Never has he ever returned his victims safe and sound back home.
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Back at home Hajime was super stressed, he spent the whole day searching for Kokichi but couldn't find him.
Feeling like a failure he sat by the door of his house crying in his arms,he would give anything to see his precious boy again.
Even listen to his voice singing an annoying song would make the brunette's day.
The van pulled up infront of the house and Kokichi was let out free,he drove off leaving the toddler very confused.
The purple haired child skipped to the house still singing his song "Castaways, we are castaways"
Hajime cried more,he could still hear his son singing a song as if he was right next to him.
Now standing right infront of his mother Kokichi gently pulled on his ahoge "Mum why awe you cwying?Did we ran out of owange Juice again?
Hajime's head shot up and he hugged his son tight giving him tiny kisses all over his face.
Kokichi giggled he wanted to get his mother's attention and now he has and he couldn't be happier,what do you do when your happy? You sing Ofcourse!
Now in the house eating dinner on the table Kokichi decided to bless his family with his angelic voice "Castaways, we are castaways, ahoy there, ahoy, we are castaways!"
Remember when I said even listening to his annoying singing would make Hajime's day?
Yeah so maybe the brunette was slowly regretting it.
Chiaki yawned finally waking up from her long nap,her family looked at her like she's crazy "Hey hey sorry I didn't sleep last night I had a game tournament,hope I didn't miss much"
Hajime sighed putting some food on the plate for his daughter "Nothing much just Kokichi getting kidnapped and being so annoying that the kidnapper literally had to bring him back"
Kokichi giggled clapping his hands in excitement "he was weally nice he let me sing any song I want, infact let me sing you some too"
Chiaki and Hajime groaned in annoyance as the toddler started to sing again.
It safe to say Kokichi never left Hajime's side ever again and honestly the boy wouldn't want it any other way.
It's also worth mentioning that the kidnapper turned himself in to the police, when asked why he did the man would smile and start singing.
🎵Castaways, we are castaways, ahoy there, ahoy, we are castaways🎵
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Kokichi: Mummy dats you and me wight?!
Hajime: Yes Kokichi for Chiaki's birthday party remember? The theme was monsters
Chiaki: Hey hey I don't remember any birthday party like this?
Kokichi: dats because you were sweeping Chiaki
Chiaki: Still didn't get an invite
Hajime: You don't need an invitation for your own birthd-
Chiaki: I feel hurt and betrayed
Kokichi: But-..
Chiaki: How could you guys I thought we were family!
Hajime: Ok your right Chiaki I'm sorry we should have invited you to your birthday part-
Kokichi: Mum
Hajime: Yes Kokichi?
Kokichi: Chiaki is sweeping again
Hajime: Oh
Kokichi: Don't be sad I can sing you a song to cheew you up! One triangle apple wets go!
Hajime: Noo