Teacher!Adrien AU headcanons lez go-
-The adorablest teacher you shall ever see. Ever.
-Makes science puns to make class more interesting.
-LOVES presents.
-Sometimes, when the test is too irrationally hard, or the principal is being an asshat, literally tryna fail everyone, he helps them out mid-exam. Not directly, but will remind you of his teachings on that topic.
-Wears different anime headbands to class according to what topic he teaches that day.
-Loves classic literature but is a Physics teacher, sometimes teaches Chemistry, because that's the only way he can use his blond brain.
-If your class gives him a Teacher's Day surprise, he'll melt. And you might get a bit extra marks.
-Has no favourites, loves all of them equally.
-There are NO miscreants in his class. There were, but he tamed them all beautifully.
-Ultimate soft boi.
-If he sees Ladybug and his class on the same day, he gets very happy.
-The entire class tries to get him together with Marinette who has such an obvious crush on him it causes literal pain to onlookers.
-Wears ties and has his hair partly sleek back.
-Wears glasses
-A glimpse into his teaching methods:
- "Remember guys, an electrovalent bond consists of a metal and a non-metal. Isn't that ionic?"
(Not me finally finding an outlet for all them science puns-)
- "The unit of charge is always better than that of resistance. Wanna know why? Because the unit of Resistance is ohm, and the unit of charge is coolohm. (Coulomb)
- "Don't be salty and pass me some sodium chloride from the above shelf!"
- "To celebrate our student's winning at the biology quiz, let's take a cell-fie!"
- "I know you think I make horrible science puns. I agree to some extent. I only make them periodically."
-The class is fed up with him.
-But they love him.
-Will do literally anything for his class.
-He once helped a student come out.
-It worked.
-He protests by wearing pun t-shirts when the school gives more exams.
-The best fucking teacher you'll ever have.
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That was fun too, not as funny as Marinette's tho.
She was a whole damn mood.
Adrien's gonna be really nice as a teacher, not that much of a mood.
He'd be like the sweet, caring teacher, instead of the relatable one tbh.
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Rena: What do you think Viperion and Chat would do as a distraction?
Ladybug: I dunno, maybe like, throw rocks and makes noises. That's what I would do.
*buildings explode and several car alarms go off in the background*
Ladybug: ...or they could do that.
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Vioerion and Chat would be such a chaotic duo, I'm calling it.
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Tell me if you wanna do Viperion-Chat team up headcanons.
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Even if you don't, I'm finna do it anyway.
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Ok I love Viperion, hence why I put him in these quotes so much.
Can you blame me?
He's smokin' hot-