Swear warning.
Marinette Dupain-Cheng was my bisexual awakening.
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Do you ever wanna just take an ice cream cone and bite it first from the bottom before eating the ice cream?
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Six-year-old me thinking I'm a rebel for not eating my veggies and throwing them out of my window.
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At the age of 15, where a lot of people learn how to drive, earn themselves, and are completely independent.
While me, at 15: simping
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Drink more coffee.
More expresso, less depresso.
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One day, that foolish, butt-weasel Lila pisses off Mari to the extent that she snaps.
And swears in languages they've never even hEARD before.
And sasses her like it's NOBODY'S business.
And the entire class is shOOKETH.
And then, a sorta proud Chloe says, "Y'all forgot she grew up with me."
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Oh, you can read me a novel anytime, Chat-
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Ladybug: *sees a bunch of people doing something stupid*
Ladybug: God, what idiots
Ladybug: *realizes it's Team Miraculous*
Ladybug: wait those are my idiots-
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Ladybug would be like, the Team's 97% impulse control.
(Imagine if she one day leaves Paris for a week or so
And finds Paris in absolute chAOS when she returns.
That WOULD happen.
"WE THOUGHT YOU WERE NEVER COMING BACK, SO WE PANICKED!"
-Chat)
Change my fucking mind, I double dare you.